"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hey guys, Obliteraga here. Here's an FR for you guys!

Interaction 1
Wait, the truth is, I HAVE NO FR's. But despite that being the jackass I am, it makes me feel more highly of myself if I make fun of the people who are actually trying and improving. You see, the truth about me, Obliteraga, is that, I can't get any and I'm actually terrible with women. So I make fun of guys who are actually improving, because it makes me feel good. Gee, I know going out there and doing sh1t would be better, but man, staying at home and joking on those guys actually doing sh1t is so fun, so much easier than just getting off my laptop and going out.

So there you have it guys, I, Obliteraga, am in idiot. You should really take influence from someone who actually goes out, ElStud. Check ElStud's threads, he's got several threads and what do I have, zero, zilch, nothing. Please forgive me ElStud, for being such a jackass. I promise tommorow I will actually go out and talk to a girl and stop hating on those making success. Infact, screw tommorow! I'll go out today and do it and post about it to. Thank you ElStud, you've really made me less of a dumbass.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How hypocritical of you to say that, since it's the EXACT same thing you guys did to me, so don't try to be all innocent about it.
 

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Your attempt at a thread isn't nearly as entertaining.

The sticky might be the best anti-trolling thread that I've ever seen on this site.
 

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belividere said:
Your attempt at a thread isn't nearly as entertaining.

The sticky might be the best anti-trolling thread that I've ever seen on this site.
Best anti-trolling? No, no, it's one of the best troll-encouraging threads. Look, any idiot could tell that I'm not a troll and some idiot posting a bullsh1t thread is not going to convince people that I'm a troll. For any idiot, could look down my list of threads and see that I go out MORE THAN ANY OTHER GUY on this forum. If anything, I'm more of what this forum needs, a person who actually goes out and doesn't just give untested advice and brag about "How much more p*ssy" they're getting than everyone else. Heck, if people checked my real FR's, that'd prove to them even further that I'm not the troll, but the people posting are. They'll see that you guys do nothing but flame, spam and troll the threads and see that you guys don't post anything useful. Then they'll look at the threads of the guys flaming, trolling and spamming and see that most of those guys don't have one FR. But then they'll look at my FR's and see that I have FR's going back to Spring of 2006 and that even through the summer, I kept at it. Oh yeah, I would make up 50+ in-depth FR's, just to entertain you guys, I'm sure(If you can't sense it, that was sarcasm). IF YOU HAVE NOTHING USEFUL TO SAY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, I mean dude, that's basically the bottom line of it. It's funny people spam and troll my threads, flame me, post useless sh1t in my threads and then those same guys call me a troll.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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With maturity you learn to shut the fvck up and leave sh!t alone. If you'd take my advice and do that this may blow over sooner than you being a little b!tch and attempting to crack back.

Find the humor in this. We do.
 

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ElStud said:
But then they'll look at my FR's and see that I have FR's going back to Spring of 2006 and that even through the summer, I kept at it. Oh yeah, I would make up 50+ in-depth FR's, just to entertain you guys, I'm sure(If you can't sense it, that was sarcasm). IF YOU HAVE NOTHING USEFUL TO SAY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, I mean dude, that's basically the bottom line of it.
I've been putting my penis into girls vagina's since 1995. When I open my mouth on this site it is to provide something useful. Whether or not you want to realize it you have never really posted a FR.
 

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belividere said:
I've been putting my penis into girls vagina's since 1995. When I open my mouth on this site it is to provide something useful. Whether or not you want to realize it you have never really posted a FR.
Since 95' and you still don't have an FR? Haha. I haven't posted an FR? Buddy you need to look up what an FR is, it's basically a report of what you do in the field, basically a field report and I've gone into the field many times. Apparently you've been doing it since 1995 but you have no such proof.
 

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ElStud said:
Since 95' and you still don't have an FR? Haha. I haven't posted an FR? Buddy you need to look up what an FR is, it's basically a report of what you do in the field, basically a field report and I've gone into the field many times. Apparently you've been doing it since 1995 but you have no such proof.
Um yeah.

I guess that in real life without internet documentation of your successes/failures you really dont have any proof that you've done anything.

What the fvck sense does this make? If you haven't noticed yet el stupido your FR's are the source of entertainment here. If your intention as a troll is to be the parody of what this site shouldn't be then thank you for the comic relief. It is long overdue and has been amusing.

If somehow you are serious, I really think you should started recording your approaches and posting them on youtube. Maybe that will make all of us realize how powerful stroking girls hair can be.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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why don't you go into a field, and shoot yourself in the head? perhaps we will hear the report.
 

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Maybe everyone should grow up and help one another, instead of bickering back & forth like children. And I don't give a sh!t who started it first, knock it off, this isn't the way to improve yourselves. Constructive critisism is good yes, taking other people's advice sometimes is also good (ElStud you should learn to do this, and know that we are trying to help you if we suggest something). If something isn't working for you, take what other people suggest to you and implement it in what you're trying to achieve. If it doesn't work ok, move on and try something else. Don't criticise people for having an opinion or for offering advice to you, nor make stupid threads trying to imitate other people (Obliteraga).
 
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I think the op is trying to prove a point!

His point is about dudes being critical of FR's and not doing/having any real world experience and criticizing him and then he gets criticized for starting this thread --- a loop!
 

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[S]alvatore said:
Maybe everyone should grow up and help one another, instead of bickering back & forth like children. And I don't give a sh!t who started it first, knock it off, this isn't the way to improve yourselves. Constructive critisism is good yes, taking other people's advice sometimes is also good (ElStud you should learn to do this, and know that we are trying to help you if we suggest something). If something isn't working for you, take what other people suggest to you and implement it in what you're trying to achieve. If it doesn't work ok, move on and try something else. Don't criticise people for having an opinion or for offering advice to you, nor make stupid threads trying to imitate other people (Obliteraga).
Flaming and trolling is not constructive criticism. Posting a BS thread mocking me is not constructive criticism either, it's just being damn stupid.
 

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I love how you tried to fightback, but it's so incredibly not funny it didn't work. Hahaha.



belividere said:
Um yeah.

I guess that in real life without internet documentation of your successes/failures you really dont have any proof that you've done anything.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: haha, great quote.


We don't have to post FR's, because we have no desire to validate ourselves, and please, you are not the "only" guy on the board to go out and "approach", or in your case, interact.

You just suck mate, pure and simple.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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We? you're not one of us alamar.

GWA, i notice you give a ton of advice on damn near every thread i read. you're only 15 years old. i'd just like to publicly call you out and ask you what your qualifications are: how popular are you in school, how many chicks have you laid, etc what is it that makes you so damn wise and able to give advice to not only elstud but also 30 and 40 year old men who might take you seriously?
what makes anybody here credible?
 

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ElStud said:
Hey guys, Obliteraga here. Here's an FR for you guys!




But despite that being the jackass I am, it makes me feel more highly of myself if I make fun of the people who are actually trying and improving. You see, the truth about me, Obliteraga, is that, I can't get any and I'm actually terrible with women. So I make fun of guys who are actually improving,

This, I found the most ironic as you are the worst person with women that I have EVER seen. And the "I can't get any" comment? Those in glass houses shouldn't cast stones.


Richard Simmons is better at picking up women that you are, and he doesn't even do it!
 

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Epic fail on so many levels.

This thread is just embarrassing.
Gee kind of similar to yours. It's the same thing, you posted BS about me, so I did the same about you.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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