Pap
Don Juan
PAPA AND ROSS JEFFRIES MEET OUR UPSCALE MANHATTAN BEACH GIRLS
I call RJ and he invites me out to dinner and to wing. So I meet him outside of my hotel and we head over to dinner in Manhattan Beach at an upscale restaurant. RJ jokes around with our waitress and tells a funny joke about how the 5-6 vitamins he is taking is for schitzophenia, and other strange mental illnesses. She cracks up. Suddenly, a hot 2-set walks in the door and RJ immediately points them out…so I’m thinking, “Let’s Play!”
Papa: [I walk over to their table and lean over my shoulder] Hey guys! I need to get a 30 second female opinion on something.
BeachGirlRJ: Sure.
BeachGirlPapa: Ok.
Papa: Would you date a guy who was still friends with his ex-girlfriend?
BeachGirls: [pause to think] Yes. Sure.
Papa: Ok. [turns away and does mini take away with a pivot and then looks at the girls over his shoulder] Ok, wait. This is actually a two part question. [Papa sits down next to BeachGirlPapa]
BeachGirlRJ: Alright! So we get to find out the meaning behind this question!
Papa: Right! This is a 2-part question. Imagine you were dating a guy who was still friends with his ex-girlfriend…and he had a drawer…and inside the drawer our pictures of his ex-girlfriend…not nudie pics or anything…just pics…and some letters…do you think it’s unreasonable for her to want him to get rid of those pictures?
BeachGirlRJ: Yes. That’s not cool. He should be able to keep them.
BeachGirlPapa: I agree. I mean. It’d be something he could just put into a box or something and store them away.
Papa: Yes. That’s a good idea…or to put them in a photo album and hide them in his closet.
BeachGirlPapa: Yes.
Papa: Well, get this. This situation happened to a friend and, you know what, she burned them.
BeachGirlRJ: She’s definitely a psycho.
Papa: Yeah. You are right. I agree with you. Thanks. I knew I could trust you guys.
BeachGirls: [giggle]
Papa: [I look at BeachGirlRJ] Hey, you know what, you have the face of…Britney…Spears.
BeachGirlRJ: Yeah! I get told that all the time.
Papa: [I look at BeachGirlPapa] And, you know what, you look like a cartoon version of Christina Aguilera.
BeachGirls: Hahahahahhaaaa.
Papa: See, you have all the same features…the mouth, the nose, the eyes, and especially the teeth. [I make a funny smile as if I’m about to laugh]
BeachGirls: Hahahahahhaaaa.
Papa: [looking at BeachGirlPapa] And you have Christina teeth!!! I mean, well, I have an ex-girlfriend who used to notice this. I mean if you look at the covers of fashion magazines, like Cosmo, and others…well, you’ll notice that these girls all have the same smile. Well, you have U-shaped teeth. They kind of jut out like this [me putting my hand in the shape of a U]. While you, on the other hand, [looking at BeachGirlRJ] have a C-cupped oral formation. And my ex had U-cupped teeth. And she believed that girls who had teeth like that we seen as bad girls, kinda like Christina Aguilera. While girls who had C-cupped teeth, like Britney Spears, would be seen as good girls. So no matter how many girls, Britney has hooked up with, you know, like Justin Timberlake and such, she’s still seen as a good girl.
BeachGirls: Hahahahhahaaa. Yeah.
Papa: Well, guess what…she got surgery done to her oral region so she’d look more like Britney.
BeachGirls: Wow! That’s sooo interesting.
BeachGirlRJ: [looking at Papa] You know, that’s such an interesting ring you are wearing. (I’m wearing a ring I got from a gothic clothing shop that looks like a medieval helmet ring)
Papa: [looking back at the table where RJ is sitting and waving to RJ to join] Hey, Ross, come over here.
RJ: Hey.
Papa: This is Ross…sit down and join us…he’s the coolest guy in LA.
RJ: That’s true! I am.
Papa: I’m not sure why he hangs out with me cuz he’s so cool.
RJ is a great wing with an amazing sense of humor and we both immediately isolate our targets. I could tell that my girl was really digging me and RJ’s girl was really into him too so it was perfect. I knew that our seated position was perfect. We spend the next 1-2 hours talking with the girls and, at some point, we each exchange phone numbers of our girls.
Our girls totally loved us and I spent most of the rest of the night gazing into the eyes of my target sharing commonalities, secrets, vulnerabilities, and leading the conversation. I also used some of the classic pickup material that I’ll highlight below. BeachGirlPapa and I developed a really strong genuine connection over the dinner and led to a few venue changes, a kiss, and a strong number bridge to meet up at my place soon.
Here’s some of the highlights of my conversation with my girl:
Papa: I have an intuition about you. [gazing into her eyes]
BeachGirlPapa: Yes. [gives me a look like she is intrigued]
Papa: Yeah. You know, I can tell you deep insights about you just by asking 3 questions.
BeachGirlPapa: Oh yeah! Cool. [she touches my arm and smiles]
Papa: Ok. Have you ever heard of the Cube? Well, my friend here [making a hand gesture towards RJ] told me about this really cool book, involving visualizations that tell you deep insights about. Here, let’s play. Imagine you are in a desert, driving around, and you see a cube. How big is the cube?
BeachGirlPapa: It’s about 2 by 2. [making hand gestures to form a box]
Papa: Huh? You mean like a rubix cube big.
BeachGirlPapa: 2 by 2 feet. [making gestures with her hands]
Papa: Ok. Hmmm. Interesting. Ok. What color is it?
BeachGirlPapa: [makes face as if she is thinking deeply] Well, it’s kind of clear.
Papa: Oh. So it’s transparent…and you can see right through it.
BeachGirlPapa: Yeah!
Papa: Yes. Wow. That’s really interesting. Nobody has ever told me that before.
BeachGirlPapa: Yes. [giggles]
Papa: So is the cube on the ground or floating in the air?
BeachGirlPapa: It’s on the sand.
Papa: I would have expected that.
BeachGirlPapa: Ok. Neat. [smiles]
Papa: Alright, now imagine that there’s a ladder near the cube. Where in the picture is the ladder in relation to the cube?
BeachGirlPapa: Hmmm. Well, you know, at first it was leaning against the ladder. However, it moved and then it shot up really high into the sky.
Papa: So it shot into the heavens?
BeachGirlPapa: Yes.[smiles and giggles]
Papa: Wow, that’s intriguing.
I call RJ and he invites me out to dinner and to wing. So I meet him outside of my hotel and we head over to dinner in Manhattan Beach at an upscale restaurant. RJ jokes around with our waitress and tells a funny joke about how the 5-6 vitamins he is taking is for schitzophenia, and other strange mental illnesses. She cracks up. Suddenly, a hot 2-set walks in the door and RJ immediately points them out…so I’m thinking, “Let’s Play!”
Papa: [I walk over to their table and lean over my shoulder] Hey guys! I need to get a 30 second female opinion on something.
BeachGirlRJ: Sure.
BeachGirlPapa: Ok.
Papa: Would you date a guy who was still friends with his ex-girlfriend?
BeachGirls: [pause to think] Yes. Sure.
Papa: Ok. [turns away and does mini take away with a pivot and then looks at the girls over his shoulder] Ok, wait. This is actually a two part question. [Papa sits down next to BeachGirlPapa]
BeachGirlRJ: Alright! So we get to find out the meaning behind this question!
Papa: Right! This is a 2-part question. Imagine you were dating a guy who was still friends with his ex-girlfriend…and he had a drawer…and inside the drawer our pictures of his ex-girlfriend…not nudie pics or anything…just pics…and some letters…do you think it’s unreasonable for her to want him to get rid of those pictures?
BeachGirlRJ: Yes. That’s not cool. He should be able to keep them.
BeachGirlPapa: I agree. I mean. It’d be something he could just put into a box or something and store them away.
Papa: Yes. That’s a good idea…or to put them in a photo album and hide them in his closet.
BeachGirlPapa: Yes.
Papa: Well, get this. This situation happened to a friend and, you know what, she burned them.
BeachGirlRJ: She’s definitely a psycho.
Papa: Yeah. You are right. I agree with you. Thanks. I knew I could trust you guys.
BeachGirls: [giggle]
Papa: [I look at BeachGirlRJ] Hey, you know what, you have the face of…Britney…Spears.
BeachGirlRJ: Yeah! I get told that all the time.
Papa: [I look at BeachGirlPapa] And, you know what, you look like a cartoon version of Christina Aguilera.
BeachGirls: Hahahahahhaaaa.
Papa: See, you have all the same features…the mouth, the nose, the eyes, and especially the teeth. [I make a funny smile as if I’m about to laugh]
BeachGirls: Hahahahahhaaaa.
Papa: [looking at BeachGirlPapa] And you have Christina teeth!!! I mean, well, I have an ex-girlfriend who used to notice this. I mean if you look at the covers of fashion magazines, like Cosmo, and others…well, you’ll notice that these girls all have the same smile. Well, you have U-shaped teeth. They kind of jut out like this [me putting my hand in the shape of a U]. While you, on the other hand, [looking at BeachGirlRJ] have a C-cupped oral formation. And my ex had U-cupped teeth. And she believed that girls who had teeth like that we seen as bad girls, kinda like Christina Aguilera. While girls who had C-cupped teeth, like Britney Spears, would be seen as good girls. So no matter how many girls, Britney has hooked up with, you know, like Justin Timberlake and such, she’s still seen as a good girl.
BeachGirls: Hahahahhahaaa. Yeah.
Papa: Well, guess what…she got surgery done to her oral region so she’d look more like Britney.
BeachGirls: Wow! That’s sooo interesting.
BeachGirlRJ: [looking at Papa] You know, that’s such an interesting ring you are wearing. (I’m wearing a ring I got from a gothic clothing shop that looks like a medieval helmet ring)
Papa: [looking back at the table where RJ is sitting and waving to RJ to join] Hey, Ross, come over here.
RJ: Hey.
Papa: This is Ross…sit down and join us…he’s the coolest guy in LA.
RJ: That’s true! I am.
Papa: I’m not sure why he hangs out with me cuz he’s so cool.
RJ is a great wing with an amazing sense of humor and we both immediately isolate our targets. I could tell that my girl was really digging me and RJ’s girl was really into him too so it was perfect. I knew that our seated position was perfect. We spend the next 1-2 hours talking with the girls and, at some point, we each exchange phone numbers of our girls.
Our girls totally loved us and I spent most of the rest of the night gazing into the eyes of my target sharing commonalities, secrets, vulnerabilities, and leading the conversation. I also used some of the classic pickup material that I’ll highlight below. BeachGirlPapa and I developed a really strong genuine connection over the dinner and led to a few venue changes, a kiss, and a strong number bridge to meet up at my place soon.
Here’s some of the highlights of my conversation with my girl:
Papa: I have an intuition about you. [gazing into her eyes]
BeachGirlPapa: Yes. [gives me a look like she is intrigued]
Papa: Yeah. You know, I can tell you deep insights about you just by asking 3 questions.
BeachGirlPapa: Oh yeah! Cool. [she touches my arm and smiles]
Papa: Ok. Have you ever heard of the Cube? Well, my friend here [making a hand gesture towards RJ] told me about this really cool book, involving visualizations that tell you deep insights about. Here, let’s play. Imagine you are in a desert, driving around, and you see a cube. How big is the cube?
BeachGirlPapa: It’s about 2 by 2. [making hand gestures to form a box]
Papa: Huh? You mean like a rubix cube big.
BeachGirlPapa: 2 by 2 feet. [making gestures with her hands]
Papa: Ok. Hmmm. Interesting. Ok. What color is it?
BeachGirlPapa: [makes face as if she is thinking deeply] Well, it’s kind of clear.
Papa: Oh. So it’s transparent…and you can see right through it.
BeachGirlPapa: Yeah!
Papa: Yes. Wow. That’s really interesting. Nobody has ever told me that before.
BeachGirlPapa: Yes. [giggles]
Papa: So is the cube on the ground or floating in the air?
BeachGirlPapa: It’s on the sand.
Papa: I would have expected that.
BeachGirlPapa: Ok. Neat. [smiles]
Papa: Alright, now imagine that there’s a ladder near the cube. Where in the picture is the ladder in relation to the cube?
BeachGirlPapa: Hmmm. Well, you know, at first it was leaning against the ladder. However, it moved and then it shot up really high into the sky.
Papa: So it shot into the heavens?
BeachGirlPapa: Yes.[smiles and giggles]
Papa: Wow, that’s intriguing.