I leave the house at 5am. I did not get any sleep. Off I go to school to meet up with 34 other students as we bravely head to the airport in direction: NEW MEXICO!
To be honest, I thought this trip was gonna suck. I didn't very much like the people coming. I had plans, dirty deeds to be done, but right before leaving my best friend goes "What do you have to prove?". Oh man, words of ****ing wisdom. It put my whole game on track. What in the world do I have to prove? This set me free... free to take on the following adventures!
We arrive and I'm dead tired. I didn't get any sleep. I'm passing out everywhere, no worries. I scope the area: 4 girls, decent looking, in utter despair. They will **** the first thing that comes their way. Noted for future use. Guys.... Hot guys everywhere. Honestly, we were a good looking bunch. I didn't feel competition. Their game can't touch mine. However, I was proud to walk around the airports with these guys. On to the juice.
Target A. I feel bad for target A. She's a 7 with an amazing voice, sings like a diva nice front and back but that face has got to GO! I'm sitting in our tour bus and my friend needs to take a leak. While he is gone, target A approaches ME. She sits down and initiates conversation. Talks about how hot I am, tall and sexy how she likes the way I stare deep into eyes as if I could see right into her. Diagnosis: Oneitis. I get her laughing her ass off by mocking her and how she thinks she can have me. We get to the hotels and we are 4 per room, same gender rooms. We are free to go to dinner wherver we want. Target A comes with myself and 3 friends. A 4th guy comes and brings along 2 chicks, one of which is now refered to as Target B. We get some taco bell and I am leading the conversation. Supposedly, these chicks have never been to taco bell. They were the victims of neg hits as I entertained the guys. Eventually, they took over the convo as I set up to get some solo with target B.
Target A is jealous. Should everything have disappeared and only the 2 targets left in that room, there would have been a cat fight. I was as usual at the top of my game. We walk home and I take the ladies to their shared room and which point I kiss target A on the cheek and kiss target B's hand. My friends were awed.
The next day, we go to New MexTech, the local university. We listen to a geologist present to us what faults are as her 14? year old daughter comes in and takes a seat in the back. She's a 7, not bad, not great. Her name was, yup you guessed it! Target C. The presentation is over and we get to visit their mineral museum. Lo and behold, target C is our guide for 10 minutes. After the tour she goes to sit down behind a desk to take people's orders for the next night's dinner. All the hot guys were bagging on each other because she was too young to approach. I beg to differ. I walk over and ask her if she's cooking the dinner. 'No'. "What do you mean no? You CAN cook right?" (laughter) "Yeah I can make some stuff" "Are you qualified enough to make me breakfast tomorrow?" (Laughs her ass off attracting the attention of every body in the small museum. I continue along this road until she brings up her 'sexy food designs' . It was time to test her tastes. I shout out to my friend to come over and point to him and ask "Do you think my friend is dead sexy? Or would you rather qulify him as Sexy beast?" (HUGE burst of laughter, by now all the guys are standing behind my friend and I observing the situation). "Personally, I call him sex machine" . error. At these words, her mother stops talking to some students and turns to us and looks at me in that evil way (It's at this point that I realise these two are related). All she knows is that some older guy is talking to her daughter and he just said 'sex machine'. OH NOES!
Mother: "We are remaining gentlemen like, right?"
Lik: "I beg your pardon?"
Mother: "You are not here to pervert my daughter, you are here to observe rocks!"
All the guys sense the sh!t hit the fan and start backing away.
Lik: "Pervert your.... OHHHHHH. I'm sorry ma'm, I think you've misunderstood something. We were talking about an invention we would create : "Chex machine". We were discussing breakfast and your daughter suggested that preparing it was too much of a hassle so a machine would be more than convenient!"
Target C's terrified face makes a 180 as she is in utter awe at the brilliant excuse I came up with. The guys are amongst themselves going "OOOoooo!!!" and I am smiling. I rendez-vous with her at the next night's dinner.
Upon returning to the hotel, my recent ex gf walks by my friend and I in a secluded hallway. He suavely handles the situation, getting her to laugh, offering her a drink and inviting her to our room to chill. Unfortunatly, my friend must leave to work and we are left alone, in a room with 2 beds, vanilla candles lit and a very nice view of the mountains. Nothing interesting in this convo, just the usual entertainment and laughing. The aroma of the candles sets in and she pops the question:
Target D: "Why can't we be friends? I miss talking to you..."
Lik: "It's a shame that that never bothered you prior our relationship"
Target D: "It's different now. I really like hanging with you... Why do you make things so hard?! What's the big deal with just being friends?!"
Lik: "If that's all we wanted from each other, it's all that we would have gotten in the first place"
[...] Time passes. She's showing every sign of interest in the book. Her pupils were so ****ing huge that I got up and went to a miror to check if mine were even HALF that size. She wanted me. She wanted me bad.
Target D: sad voice "Why can't we just be friends..."
Lik: "Because once you're attracted to someone, you always are. The only difference is interest. You would only fall for me over and over and over"
Target D: "That's not possible..." (refering to her new boyfriend. Yup, 2 weeks after Lik, she's already with another guy. What do I have to prove?)
I send her off to bed and walk into my room.
I am thinking of the brilliant seduction I just performed but am feeling down as to how I am going to proceed. No more than 10 seconds after sitting at the edge of a bed and staring at a wall does the phone ring. Target A is on the line.
"Is X there?"
"Nope"
"What about Y?"
"Nope"
"You're all alone?"
"Yup"
"Be right there"
*click*
Unfortunatly for her, the insane amount of time it took her to make herself beautiful at 11pm allowed my friends to finish working and get back in the room. Heavy kino here. Nothing much happens, I slip my hand down the panties and think to myself "What the **** are you doing Lik?" Remove my hand and expediate every female in the room. I want to 'sleep' .
Not much seduction the next day. Just some showing off. Some spectacular jumps (we were climbing mountains, rocks etc... was damn dangerous but damn fun). Met up with target C, hooked up. Nothing much. I get home, chill with the buds in our room. About to go to bed and its target A who's interest has now been estimated to be at 125%. She was total AFC, it was a complete and utter turn off. Anyways, the phone rings, it's her. I put the phone on speaker and make my friends shut up.
"Are X and Y there?"
"Yeah they're sleeping"
"Is a bed empty?"
"No (sad tone)"
"Well, sorry I can't make it. The teachers are watching the hallways closely. Anyways, whatever we can't do in your room... We can do over the phone (seductive tone)"
I did not expect that. My friends go nuts. They start dancing and partying. What can I say? I'm good!
Day 3: A DJ at work.
This rock field is a ****ing maze. PURRRRRFECT! Teacher talks to us for 10 minutes and says "You have 2 hours, do what you please"
I yell out "HIDE AND SEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"
Oh what fun. Needless to say, my friends and I were the first chasers. We rounded em all up and changed the rules a bit. Guys vs girls.
We run and hide and only 2 of us are left while a HORDE of girls are searching for us.
Who is to find me? Target A. As I said, this place is a ****ing maze. She goes "How do you want to be tagged out?"
"For the effort? I want it to count."
Right then and there, she takes off my pants and I get head.
We return to the pack and everyone is wondering what took so long. Regardless, guys are now on the search. We are much faster, much more effective. We find almost everyone except 2 girls. My ex and her friend. I have sharp eyes. I depend very much on my eyes. I spot them out of bounds. No worries. I move swiftly and silently. Tag out the friend before she even notices I was around. I sneak up on my ex and say in a veryyyyyyy sexy voice "Looking for someone?"
"How did you find me bla bla bla"
I don't remember what was said exactly. It was wiped out of my memory because it meant nothing next to what happened after. Whatever it was, it was damn good. She slams me against a rock and smacks her lips on me. After a good initial kiss, I push her off, make a smile like we just did something forbidden (I have to atleast pretend I am normal =D ).
To be honest, I thought this trip was gonna suck. I didn't very much like the people coming. I had plans, dirty deeds to be done, but right before leaving my best friend goes "What do you have to prove?". Oh man, words of ****ing wisdom. It put my whole game on track. What in the world do I have to prove? This set me free... free to take on the following adventures!
We arrive and I'm dead tired. I didn't get any sleep. I'm passing out everywhere, no worries. I scope the area: 4 girls, decent looking, in utter despair. They will **** the first thing that comes their way. Noted for future use. Guys.... Hot guys everywhere. Honestly, we were a good looking bunch. I didn't feel competition. Their game can't touch mine. However, I was proud to walk around the airports with these guys. On to the juice.
Target A. I feel bad for target A. She's a 7 with an amazing voice, sings like a diva nice front and back but that face has got to GO! I'm sitting in our tour bus and my friend needs to take a leak. While he is gone, target A approaches ME. She sits down and initiates conversation. Talks about how hot I am, tall and sexy how she likes the way I stare deep into eyes as if I could see right into her. Diagnosis: Oneitis. I get her laughing her ass off by mocking her and how she thinks she can have me. We get to the hotels and we are 4 per room, same gender rooms. We are free to go to dinner wherver we want. Target A comes with myself and 3 friends. A 4th guy comes and brings along 2 chicks, one of which is now refered to as Target B. We get some taco bell and I am leading the conversation. Supposedly, these chicks have never been to taco bell. They were the victims of neg hits as I entertained the guys. Eventually, they took over the convo as I set up to get some solo with target B.
Target A is jealous. Should everything have disappeared and only the 2 targets left in that room, there would have been a cat fight. I was as usual at the top of my game. We walk home and I take the ladies to their shared room and which point I kiss target A on the cheek and kiss target B's hand. My friends were awed.
The next day, we go to New MexTech, the local university. We listen to a geologist present to us what faults are as her 14? year old daughter comes in and takes a seat in the back. She's a 7, not bad, not great. Her name was, yup you guessed it! Target C. The presentation is over and we get to visit their mineral museum. Lo and behold, target C is our guide for 10 minutes. After the tour she goes to sit down behind a desk to take people's orders for the next night's dinner. All the hot guys were bagging on each other because she was too young to approach. I beg to differ. I walk over and ask her if she's cooking the dinner. 'No'. "What do you mean no? You CAN cook right?" (laughter) "Yeah I can make some stuff" "Are you qualified enough to make me breakfast tomorrow?" (Laughs her ass off attracting the attention of every body in the small museum. I continue along this road until she brings up her 'sexy food designs' . It was time to test her tastes. I shout out to my friend to come over and point to him and ask "Do you think my friend is dead sexy? Or would you rather qulify him as Sexy beast?" (HUGE burst of laughter, by now all the guys are standing behind my friend and I observing the situation). "Personally, I call him sex machine" . error. At these words, her mother stops talking to some students and turns to us and looks at me in that evil way (It's at this point that I realise these two are related). All she knows is that some older guy is talking to her daughter and he just said 'sex machine'. OH NOES!
Mother: "We are remaining gentlemen like, right?"
Lik: "I beg your pardon?"
Mother: "You are not here to pervert my daughter, you are here to observe rocks!"
All the guys sense the sh!t hit the fan and start backing away.
Lik: "Pervert your.... OHHHHHH. I'm sorry ma'm, I think you've misunderstood something. We were talking about an invention we would create : "Chex machine". We were discussing breakfast and your daughter suggested that preparing it was too much of a hassle so a machine would be more than convenient!"
Target C's terrified face makes a 180 as she is in utter awe at the brilliant excuse I came up with. The guys are amongst themselves going "OOOoooo!!!" and I am smiling. I rendez-vous with her at the next night's dinner.
Upon returning to the hotel, my recent ex gf walks by my friend and I in a secluded hallway. He suavely handles the situation, getting her to laugh, offering her a drink and inviting her to our room to chill. Unfortunatly, my friend must leave to work and we are left alone, in a room with 2 beds, vanilla candles lit and a very nice view of the mountains. Nothing interesting in this convo, just the usual entertainment and laughing. The aroma of the candles sets in and she pops the question:
Target D: "Why can't we be friends? I miss talking to you..."
Lik: "It's a shame that that never bothered you prior our relationship"
Target D: "It's different now. I really like hanging with you... Why do you make things so hard?! What's the big deal with just being friends?!"
Lik: "If that's all we wanted from each other, it's all that we would have gotten in the first place"
[...] Time passes. She's showing every sign of interest in the book. Her pupils were so ****ing huge that I got up and went to a miror to check if mine were even HALF that size. She wanted me. She wanted me bad.
Target D: sad voice "Why can't we just be friends..."
Lik: "Because once you're attracted to someone, you always are. The only difference is interest. You would only fall for me over and over and over"
Target D: "That's not possible..." (refering to her new boyfriend. Yup, 2 weeks after Lik, she's already with another guy. What do I have to prove?)
I send her off to bed and walk into my room.
I am thinking of the brilliant seduction I just performed but am feeling down as to how I am going to proceed. No more than 10 seconds after sitting at the edge of a bed and staring at a wall does the phone ring. Target A is on the line.
"Is X there?"
"Nope"
"What about Y?"
"Nope"
"You're all alone?"
"Yup"
"Be right there"
*click*
Unfortunatly for her, the insane amount of time it took her to make herself beautiful at 11pm allowed my friends to finish working and get back in the room. Heavy kino here. Nothing much happens, I slip my hand down the panties and think to myself "What the **** are you doing Lik?" Remove my hand and expediate every female in the room. I want to 'sleep' .
Not much seduction the next day. Just some showing off. Some spectacular jumps (we were climbing mountains, rocks etc... was damn dangerous but damn fun). Met up with target C, hooked up. Nothing much. I get home, chill with the buds in our room. About to go to bed and its target A who's interest has now been estimated to be at 125%. She was total AFC, it was a complete and utter turn off. Anyways, the phone rings, it's her. I put the phone on speaker and make my friends shut up.
"Are X and Y there?"
"Yeah they're sleeping"
"Is a bed empty?"
"No (sad tone)"
"Well, sorry I can't make it. The teachers are watching the hallways closely. Anyways, whatever we can't do in your room... We can do over the phone (seductive tone)"
I did not expect that. My friends go nuts. They start dancing and partying. What can I say? I'm good!
Day 3: A DJ at work.
This rock field is a ****ing maze. PURRRRRFECT! Teacher talks to us for 10 minutes and says "You have 2 hours, do what you please"
I yell out "HIDE AND SEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"
Oh what fun. Needless to say, my friends and I were the first chasers. We rounded em all up and changed the rules a bit. Guys vs girls.
We run and hide and only 2 of us are left while a HORDE of girls are searching for us.
Who is to find me? Target A. As I said, this place is a ****ing maze. She goes "How do you want to be tagged out?"
"For the effort? I want it to count."
Right then and there, she takes off my pants and I get head.
We return to the pack and everyone is wondering what took so long. Regardless, guys are now on the search. We are much faster, much more effective. We find almost everyone except 2 girls. My ex and her friend. I have sharp eyes. I depend very much on my eyes. I spot them out of bounds. No worries. I move swiftly and silently. Tag out the friend before she even notices I was around. I sneak up on my ex and say in a veryyyyyyy sexy voice "Looking for someone?"
"How did you find me bla bla bla"
I don't remember what was said exactly. It was wiped out of my memory because it meant nothing next to what happened after. Whatever it was, it was damn good. She slams me against a rock and smacks her lips on me. After a good initial kiss, I push her off, make a smile like we just did something forbidden (I have to atleast pretend I am normal =D ).
