"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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FR:made out with a HB8 w/BF in under 1 min on the street

white_hype

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This is my first FR b/c i remember what i said. Usually i just talkto every girl i find attractive but dont remember anything i said (i talk a lot and I'm very witty so i dont remmeber things that i say only once)

Last night (sat night) I went to a few parties. I got extremely drunk (to the point where i was slurring). On my way to the 2nd party of the night i saw a HB8 walking down the street by herself (this is on UT campus so theres always people walking around) at like 1am.
me- "HEY! where are you going?"
*i give her a little hug like we are old friends then she locks arms with me
her-"going home blah blah"
me- what have you been doing tonight
her- just went to a party, etc
*a little more fluff, nothing major
me- So tell me, how would you rate yourself as a kisser?
her- getting all excited, um i dont know, im pretty good i guess
me- give me a number
her- uh id say about an 8
me- BULL****, i dont believe you for a second
her- WHAT?!?! i totally am
me- prove it
her-sorry, i have a boyfriend
me-wheres he at?
her-at home sleeping blah blah
me- i dont care, i wont be telling him, theres no one around, just a quick kiss to prove yourself
her- i cant i have a boyfriend, sorry
me-oh really? *laughs* whens the wedding?
*i then smile and look her in the eyes and make out with her for about 10 seconds, very good kisser*

she then JOGS away i think b/c she just realised what she had done and i just sit there like WTF just happened and laugh with my buddy who saw the whole thing go down

i ran all the sets i could have but there werent many girls up to my standards, actually there was like 3 the WHOLE night and 1 i already knew. Managed to get a number, but i have no idea what i said and i got it in like 3 mins.

comments welcome!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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white_hype

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side note:
ive used the "how would you rate yourself as a kisser" routine twice. Both got really good reactions (girls get all excited and sexual) and i got a kiss from both. Highly recommend it if you are looking to go for the kiss but are "waiting" for the right moment (where she looks at you long enough to kiss).

First time the girl was into me but kept talking and wouldnt hold the look long enough for the kiss (kept looking away b/c of shyness) and would just blab away. Did the routine and started making out with her.
 

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hahahaha sweeet!

really liked how you approached the girl. real confident.

:D

well done mate.

am definitely going to try that out
 

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Hmmm.. If I went there hugging a chick I don't know in the middle of night I would get my face slapped or/and some pepper spray on my face.

I guess it was the campus athmosphere that allowed you to do that eh?
 

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
Hmmm.. If I went there hugging a chick I don't know in the middle of night I would get my face slapped or/and some pepper spray on my face.

I guess it was the campus athmosphere that allowed you to do that eh?
it was a side hug/pat on the back thing, the she locked arms with me

i didnt even think of the negative consequences, if i always thought of what could go wrong i'd get no results.

i have no idea how it happened, i just did it. I also was very cheerful/happy/friendly when i approached her with a big smile on my face like i was having the best time ever

and yes, the campus atmosphere is always has a party/social vibe to it, its where all the frats/sororities and a lot of the students live
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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