white_hype
Master Don Juan
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- Mar 27, 2003
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This is my first FR b/c i remember what i said. Usually i just talkto every girl i find attractive but dont remember anything i said (i talk a lot and I'm very witty so i dont remmeber things that i say only once)
Last night (sat night) I went to a few parties. I got extremely drunk (to the point where i was slurring). On my way to the 2nd party of the night i saw a HB8 walking down the street by herself (this is on UT campus so theres always people walking around) at like 1am.
me- "HEY! where are you going?"
*i give her a little hug like we are old friends then she locks arms with me
her-"going home blah blah"
me- what have you been doing tonight
her- just went to a party, etc
*a little more fluff, nothing major
me- So tell me, how would you rate yourself as a kisser?
her- getting all excited, um i dont know, im pretty good i guess
me- give me a number
her- uh id say about an 8
me- BULL****, i dont believe you for a second
her- WHAT?!?! i totally am
me- prove it
her-sorry, i have a boyfriend
me-wheres he at?
her-at home sleeping blah blah
me- i dont care, i wont be telling him, theres no one around, just a quick kiss to prove yourself
her- i cant i have a boyfriend, sorry
me-oh really? *laughs* whens the wedding?
*i then smile and look her in the eyes and make out with her for about 10 seconds, very good kisser*
she then JOGS away i think b/c she just realised what she had done and i just sit there like WTF just happened and laugh with my buddy who saw the whole thing go down
i ran all the sets i could have but there werent many girls up to my standards, actually there was like 3 the WHOLE night and 1 i already knew. Managed to get a number, but i have no idea what i said and i got it in like 3 mins.
comments welcome!
Last night (sat night) I went to a few parties. I got extremely drunk (to the point where i was slurring). On my way to the 2nd party of the night i saw a HB8 walking down the street by herself (this is on UT campus so theres always people walking around) at like 1am.
me- "HEY! where are you going?"
*i give her a little hug like we are old friends then she locks arms with me
her-"going home blah blah"
me- what have you been doing tonight
her- just went to a party, etc
*a little more fluff, nothing major
me- So tell me, how would you rate yourself as a kisser?
her- getting all excited, um i dont know, im pretty good i guess
me- give me a number
her- uh id say about an 8
me- BULL****, i dont believe you for a second
her- WHAT?!?! i totally am
me- prove it
her-sorry, i have a boyfriend
me-wheres he at?
her-at home sleeping blah blah
me- i dont care, i wont be telling him, theres no one around, just a quick kiss to prove yourself
her- i cant i have a boyfriend, sorry
me-oh really? *laughs* whens the wedding?
*i then smile and look her in the eyes and make out with her for about 10 seconds, very good kisser*
she then JOGS away i think b/c she just realised what she had done and i just sit there like WTF just happened and laugh with my buddy who saw the whole thing go down
i ran all the sets i could have but there werent many girls up to my standards, actually there was like 3 the WHOLE night and 1 i already knew. Managed to get a number, but i have no idea what i said and i got it in like 3 mins.
comments welcome!