"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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FR: Lunch set.

ElStud

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So I was talking to this group of girls I knew at lunch and you guys know the drill, I'm basically going to tell you all the horny details, you know, what went on during that set.

So I'm basically at lunch sitting and at first nothing really happens but then the set starts opening. At the beggining of the set the girls where basically trying to blow me out and stuff but it opened up. The set was long so I honestly can't remember everything that happened, but I'll tell you about the little bits and pieces.

- At one point, I put this bag on this Allie girls head and at first she was screaming but then she smiled and started laughing.

- At a later point, Allie came over there and she was all close to me, so I was like "Okay, that's a little bit too close Allie". Then when I'm like "Ah, it's Allie! Get her away she has Allie germs" and she touches me and I'm like "Aw she touched me, now I'm going to have to wash this sweatshirt".

- At one point I'm just constantly throwing things at the Rebecca girl. One of the times she was like "This isn't a game!", which was probably just a sh1t test. Second time, when I threw a waterbottle at her, she bounced it back and I was like "Tennis" and we bounce it back and forth. After that I was like "Haha, that was bad... but I liked how you tried" then I whispered to her friend "But that was still bad".

- At another point, I was just touching the Rebecca girl and she was eventually like "Stop it! I swear if you keep touching me I'm going to tell the teachers or something" which was probably just a sh1t test. So I came back into the set like "Haha, you're cute when you're mad Rebecca". Then just started basically plowing about how she's cute when she's mad. Then I'm like "So what's it with you not liking people touch you? You have a bad childhood experience or something" and eventually she jokes saying "Yes, I was touched by priest when I was little" and that goes on. The fact that I touched her AFTER that, almost tells that it was a sh1t test.

- I went "Take it off, take if off!" at one point and one of the girls was like "Take what off?". Blah blah blah, that goes on and I think one of the girls asked me to take my clothes off or something. Then I started telling them how they didn't deserve it and one of the girls was like "I'm glad I'm not deserving" jokingly. And one the dudes even backed me up, but I don't remember exactly what he said.

- So once Rebecca was just staring at me and we made eye contact for a while. Then she starts doing this thing where she stuck her tongue out at me and stuff.

- So I start talking about how Rebecca reminds me of my grandmother and another chick says "My grandmothers a stripper". Blah blah, we joke around and that happens.
So yeah, that was that. Nothing THAT interesting happened here.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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man you are coming along just perfectly... go to the mall tonight and come back with some more FRs... PLEASE!
 

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Thumbs up. You had an interaction.
 

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If you successfully #close one of these days, we'll throw a party in your honor :)
 

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ElStud, you are so strange. Don't you realize anything in all of your so called field reports? You never get a number or even ask. I think the whole concept of DJ isn't getting through to you.

Look at other people field reports, tell me if they put bags over girls heads and think that its good game. Stop fvcking around and make some real progress.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Quit being a fvcking pessimist! Hes just perfecting one stage before he moves on, or maybe he just doesn't feel ready yet... All that matters is hes having fun, your just upset that you couldnt jack-off and get hard to his field report because there wasnt anything you would call "interesting" in it... I think he did a great job with busting their chops...

SickAgain said:
ElStud, you are so strange. Don't you realize anything in all of your so called field reports? You never get a number or even ask. I think the whole concept of DJ isn't getting through to you.

Look at other people field reports, tell me if they put bags over girls heads and think that its good game. Stop fvcking around and make some real progress.
 
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DJVladdy

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dude just keep doin what u doin.
I love reading ur FR's - very educational
 

SickAgain

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Well if you want to get vulgar why don't you just go meet him up and svck him off just for being so proud that he put a bag over a girl's head.
 

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You don't have to be jealous! Its okay to feel bad about yourself, just dont cry for too long, it'll ruin your make-up...

SickAgain said:
Well if you want to get vulgar why don't you just go meet him up and svck him off just for being so proud that he put a bag over a girl's head.
 

DJVladdy

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wrangler, u have 5 posts, and you ALREADY are gaining the reputation of being a mental retard. impressive
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I do try, and just because I only decided to start being active in the forums doesnt mean im stupid OR a mental retard...

The kid did well! dont need to jump on his case for not getting laid right there in cafeteria? agreed?
 

ElStud

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No you see, someone who does sh1t isn't a troll. Also, thanks, you just got yourself ignored. Really I should of done it long ago since you really don't say anything useful.

And children, stop fighting.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"Stop it! I swear if you keep touching me I'm going to tell the teachers or something" which was probably just a sh1t test.
Just one question.. was she smiling when she said this? Coz if she wasn't.. I don't think it was a **** test..
 

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you people can't POSSIBLY believe this story is real. :rolleyes:
 
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robstar said:
Just one question.. was she smiling when she said this? Coz if she wasn't.. I don't think it was a **** test..
The fact that she responded to anything after that and didn't totally blow me out, shows that it probably was. Had she just blown me out then and there, then you could say she probably wasn't interseted. And generally women won't be "smiling" during sh1t test, that's why they're called "sh1t" test. If they were smiling and they did something that, they were probably just joking.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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