FR: LMR against everything i can think of.

[Amazing]

FAIR WARNING: ONLY PEOPLE WITH GAME CAN READ AND REPLY. IF YOU HAVENT SLEPT WITH LESS THAN 5 GIRLS, STAY THE FVCK AWAY, YOU WILL BE OPENLY MOCKED.


I am sitting at home blasting the sound system. It is 11pm and i am not expecting much on a monday night. Out of nowhere i get a phone call. It is Jess, a girl i've met once at my party, but never did anything with her. I know that i didnt give her my number, so this is a good sign. I also know she has a BF.

I fluff for 2 minutes, while throwing stuff like "You are just so sneaky, getting my number without asking, you are a BAD girl, i dont know if i can hang out with girls who are FIESTY like that" (I was just throwing everything i've red from mini cold reads by TD... didnt worry about making sense much).

I tell her to come over. She says it will take her 30 minutes. Game on.

She comes over and starts kino right away. I know what she is here for, but taking my time for a couple of minutes. She asks me to see my roommate.. does it ever get more obvious?

We get in my bedroom and i put my hands on her hips, when she starts snooping around. She looks at 4-5 condoms laying on top of the dresser, then looks over to the lipstick laying next to that. She goes on to check out the pictures of me and other girls posted in my room. I sit on my bed and tell her to come. She sits, however doesnt get close. Proceeds to tell me that "She has a boyfriend and he wouldnt like that" I shrug and do the ESP. 7? 4? ... her number is 5. Great.

She is very reluctant to do anything, throwing a BF line every time. I decide to do the cube. Hers is a 5 foot tall ice cube. The horse is licking it. Flowers on top. I make up **** as i go..trying to figure out what her kids are doing on top of her.

I tell her to give me a massage. She goes on for a minute before i make her take off my shirt. She tries to tickle me, while i say that only way i get ticklish is when a girl's hair or lips is touching my back. She sways her hair over my back but isnt kissing it. I mini freeze out her by moving away and just laying on my pillow. I say "I like it when there are no lights on". She keeps the lights going.

She comes closer and i try to lean in for a kiss. Boyfriend. Again.

At this point im fed up so i put my shirt on, and go downstairs to listen to the music. She sits down to talk with my roommates. I wait downstairs. One, two...here she comes.

I sit back and look at her as she stands over. She leans in and sits next to me. "Would you like to kiss me?" - she says "May be. Would you like to kiss me?" I follow the script - "Let's find out". She says - "But i have a boyfriend". I state - "I dont care about your boyfriend". It clears. We start making out. I pull back and say "that was a 6-7. We can do better. "

Boyfriend.

I kiss her neck. She moans.
Boyfriend.

I start rubbing her ***** over the jeans. I bite her neck. Moans. Boyfriend.

Freeze outs. Smooth talking. She tells me that she has to go but i should call her. I told her that contrary to other guys, i only have relationships with girls i've had sex with. Not having sex and no calling back. It is sex THEN i call you. She says i should definately call her. She wants sex next time. I want sex tonight. I tell her i will not call her. She says she will call me. I reply - i will not pick up.

I walk her to the door, she starts kissing me. I tease her with the kisses, she melts and tells me that she has to go becuase all the teasing is turning her on. I tell her to give me kisses on my chest and stomach. She says she will get too hot and she has to go. I say - neck. She starts kissing and biting my neck. She has 34DD and a perfect ass. I want it now. I pick her up and slam us agaisnt the door. I imitate ****ing her in that position while kissing her. She says I am REALLY fun. She has to go. I lock the door behind her.


My thoughts are that she was coming over to fvck.. she said the reasons she was so agressive with getting to me is becuase i was THE ONLY guy who has ever turned her down. (at the party i had to becuase there were 100 people to watch over..) Somewhere along the line i guess the train derailed and it turned into a "next time for sure" thing. The problem is - i dont know think i want a next time. I think i want to teach her a lesson.

Agree or disagree?

 

[lebRambo]

Originally posted by Amazing
FAIR WARNING: ONLY PEOPLE WITH GAME CAN READ AND REPLY. IF YOU HAVENT SLEPT WITH LESS THAN 5 GIRLS, STAY THE FVCK AWAY, YOU WILL BE OPENLY MOCKED.

how about you pull your head out of your ass and stop being an elitist snob? This is a PUBLIC board. it is not up to you as to who posts and who doesn't. Just take advice as you want to take it.

 

[BrotherAP]

Do you have any alcohol at your house?

Before you start wondering what sleazy tactic I'm about to expound, remember that girls need an excuse not to look like a slut. To many girls, the perfect excuse is alcohol.

Have something you like. Use it as a freeze-out, and say "I'm going to get myself a drink." If she expresses interest in it, then offer her some. Now you are both 'drunk', and things can 'just happen' and be 'nobodies fault'

You don't have to get her drunk. She just has to be able to pretend like she is.

This can work wonders.


BrotherAP

 

[C00L]

what a dumb b1tch. why would she come over if she was just going to be a c0ck tease?

dude if i were you id call her, invite her over again, and do something degrading to her, like completely bust a huge nut all over her face then pull out a camera and take a picture of her nutted on face. then yell out "SURPRISE B!TCH DONT U EVER TRY TO PLAY ME!"

Then kick her out.

 

[lebRambo]

Originally posted by C00L
dude if i were you id call her, invite her over again, and do something degrading to her, like completely bust a huge nut all over her face then pull out a camera and take a picture of her nutted on face. then yell out "SURPRISE B!TCH DONT U EVER TRY TO PLAY ME!"

Then kick her out.

lmao! angry dragon that b*tch up real good!

 

[fyrefly]

Originally posted by Amazing
FAIR WARNING: ONLY PEOPLE WITH GAME CAN READ AND REPLY. IF YOU HAVENT SLEPT WITH LESS THAN 5 GIRLS, STAY THE FVCK AWAY, YOU WILL BE OPENLY MOCKED.

So if i have not....slept with less than five girls ( so saying if "i have slept with more than five girls) , i should stay the **** away. So basically if i've slept with more than five girls i should "stay the fvck away?" because i don't have game?



You should really be careful about the use of double negatives, you can make yourself look like a complete ****ing moron in front of the entire planet.

World's Biggest Douchebag awards nominee......^^ That guy.

 

[lebRambo]

haha, he's already won.

there he is...the biggest douche in the universe...in all the galaxies....theres no bigger douche than you....you've reached the top....the pinnacle of douche-dom....great going douche....your dreams have come true...:crackup:

 

[Amazing]

There was a reason i was reluctant to post stuff on this board - most of you are morons who lack not only game, but most social skills. Keyboard jockeying at it's best.

As i have stated- if you are a loser who only lays his hand, do not post in my theads.

I bet lebRambo ( how fitting, a great name for a pu$$y), and fyrefly oil and dress each other up as they play tea party. I mean, if girls are so difficult then why bother, right?


BrotherAP, thanks for the tip, but there was alcohol involved. I said "Im getting a drink", and let her have some of it. There were many more things i've done that i havent written, but the point remained- she hesitated to give it up.

 

[lebRambo]

Originally posted by Amazing
I bet lebRambo ( how fitting, a great name for a pu$$y), and fyrefly oil and dress each other up as they play tea party. I mean, if girls are so difficult then why bother, right?

wow! way to draw wacked out conclusions from something about which you understand very little! You'll do well here.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Originally posted by Amazing
Freeze outs. Smooth talking. She tells me that she has to go but i should call her. I told her that contrary to other guys, i only have relationships with girls i've had sex with. Not having sex and no calling back. It is sex THEN i call you. She says i should definately call her. She wants sex next time. I want sex tonight. I tell her i will not call her. She says she will call me. I reply - i will not pick up.

This was friggin' nails-ass bulletproof. Take notes gentlemen.

This is exactly why she'll keep chasing you, but I think you've got it right, make her play your game. I was going to say she's got the ASD locked in and I still think that was a big part of it, but she came to you, not you pursuing her. I would suggest that this was either buyer's regret or she was sh!t testing you hard to see if you really had balls big enough to back up your game. NIce to see you schooled her on this.

I'd also say NEXT this one, but she's gonna be sticky for sure. You'll hear back from this one without a doubt so prepare for it.

 

[Egoist]

dude, seriously though, you could have fvcked her..

she was putting her ASD way out there. she needed a good excuse. you didnt really give her one.

yes, she seems like a flaky biatch, but she wouldnt be on your bed, making out with you, etc., if she didnt allow the possibility of having sex with you.

i think your mental frame was wrong. you should have been thinking "she is here, she is not running away, she is interested, she needs an excuse to **** me, i am going to fvck her. she is only talking about her boyfriend because she needs me to reassure her that she is not a slut and give her a good excuse to let me fvck her"

basically i think this was an opportunity for some gunwitch/caveman style game.. but with a passion excuse..


you know, appeal to her emotions, "you are so real, you just make me want to treat you so good" whatever, give her a reason to forget boyfriend, etc.. than go gunwitch and fvck her..

i think you overdid it with condoms and girl pics and all that.. that kinda **** only put her ASD at higher alert, don't be such a ****ing obvious player unless your game is that damn good.

 

[Wyldfire]

She might not call him back. She already got what she wanted...a chance to reject his advances. He said he rejected her at a party. Women you reject often will lure you in just to reject you back. Then they can save face and tell people they turned you down and not the other way around. I've never done that, but I've seen friends do it plenty of times before. That's just not my style. I've also never been rejected before so I've never even had an opportunity to know if I'd even be tempted to do something like that.

If she wasn't playing that game then she's a hooch who cheats. If she cheats on one guy she'll cheat on any guy. You can tell she's a bit of a drama queen, too.

Oh...you shouldn't put prerequisites for who can post in your thread. Doing so just invites what you didn't want...including me. I don't have sex with girls at all...that's gross.

 

[Amazing]

Rollo, I like you man, good to see you here.

i think your mental frame was wrong. you should have been thinking "she is here, she is not running away, she is interested, she needs an excuse to **** me, i am going to fvck her. she is only talking about her boyfriend because she needs me to reassure her that she is not a slut and give her a good excuse to let me fvck her

DO YOU THINK SO? REALLY? WOW, I HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?!! What the fvck, i knew what she was there for and damn sure made it clear that she is not going to be judged for hooking up with me.

I don't play stupid games with girls.. at least not for long. She had plenty of reasons to give it up, she was giving plenty of excuses herself - "My boyfriend sucks in bed, i havent had good sex in awhile" ... if that is not a green light i dont know what is.


Wyldfire, everything you've said is common sense. I thought about the possiblity of her just trying to get back at me, but if she has any brains at all she will realize that i am NOT to be tooled like that. I told her plain and simple - "I play my game. I do not play yours" If she wants to call bullsh1t and test me, she is more than welcome to... let her wait by the phone until she is 30.

Oh...you shouldn't put prerequisites for who can post in your thread. Doing so just invites what you didn't want...including me. I don't have sex with girls at all...that's gross

This is my thread and ill do whatever the fvck i want. I've been on this board long enough to know what to expect.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

You did everything right... I wouldn't even say it was a matter of the wrong frame.

She could be doing one of 2 things.

#1 - As Wyld suggested, she's just getting you back for rejecting her. (I think this is B.S... because she won't "Get Back" at you. You've obviously got your sh!t together and nothing she can do will change the fact that you've got the upperhand)

#2 - She was testing the waters to see if you were the real deal. I'd wager that she's gonna dump her BF before long and come back for the sex. It's up to you to give it to her, or not.

For a guy with only 5 posts, you really should come around here more often. The board could use more posts like this.

The sex before relationship speach is pure gold, man.... I'll have to use that next time a girl wants me to "wine and dine" her before we get intimate. (the last girl that said that, I ended up fvcking her by being hot and cold. Freeze outs are the best tactic, especially when she's already thinking heavily about going all the way.

 

[SparkleMotion]

I'm a firm believer in BrotherAP's post. I do the "I'm going to make myself a drink" line all the time. A lot of girls, and surprisingly a lot of guys, love to use being drunk as an excuse for doing something they want too, but the morals of society would usually prevent from doing. It sounds like a really sleezy thing to do and it even feels sleezy the first couple of times, but once you realise that neither one of you are actually drunk it doesn't seem so sleezy.

I also agree with The Bad Ass Canadian's (and Wyldfire) post, she's either doing one of those 2 things. OR she could simply be a party girl, who likes to mess around and was just looking for someone to fool around with. She obviously wanted to sleep with you, (no offence is meant becuase you obviously have game) you just weren't able to destroy her LMR. But I'm sure you already know that .


EDIT: Hah, I just realised my post was nothing but agreeing with other people. Oh well, now you just know that more people think those are good ideas.

 

[Wyldfire]

Originally posted by Amazing
Wyldfire, everything you've said is common sense. I thought about the possiblity of her just trying to get back at me, but if she has any brains at all she will realize that i am NOT to be tooled like that. I told her plain and simple - "I play my game. I do not play yours" If she wants to call bullsh1t and test me, she is more than welcome to... let her wait by the phone until she is 30.



This is my thread and ill do whatever the fvck i want. I've been on this board long enough to know what to expect. [/B]

Sure, you can do what you want to...and if inviting people to chafe your arse was your goal...you succeeded. Seeing as the rest of your post comes across as someone who isn't interested in wasting time, the additional comments about who can and can't post seemed to be in conflict with the rest of the post.

As a chick who thinks like a dude...my take on this girl is that she's not happy with the level of attention she's getting from her boyfriend. Ironically, you said you aren't her tool...but you actually are. A tool to make her guy jealous, that is. IF she does have sex with you while she's with someone else she's likely to tell her boyfriend that you pushed yourself on her because you can just tell she's the type to do that. Type out a contract that states clearly that she is consenting to have sex with you. Make her sign it before you touch her and have a neighbor witness her signing it and sign too. Better yet...don't be her "get my boyfriend jealous" tool. If she's sneaking over to see you on him she'd do the same thing to you.

I honestly think she's either using you to make the other guy jealous or just wants to reject you since you rejected her. If that weren't the case she would have had sex with you already.

It's unwise to go fishing in another man's pond...it's hard telling what you might catch.

 

[Tkman]

Amazing ... you did the right things I like your aggressive and confident approach .. I am like that ! What made me think was this "she said the reasons she was so agressive with getting to me is becuase i was THE ONLY guy who has ever turned her down" It sounds like she felt rejected and wanted to feel important / even with you. Girls are like that !

BrotherAP method of getting alcohol inside a girl makes magic. That's why when I am on a date the first place I go to is a Pub ... to get her system working, shield down, and make her horny.

 

[Oxide]

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[Amazing]

Wyldfire, you are completely off base. Her boyfriend is insignificant and is just "someone to have" type, she could give two fukks about making him jealous. Stop making empty assumptions.

If she's sneaking over to see you on him she'd do the same thing to you

OH MY GOD. ARE YOU MISS CLEO?

Please refrain from posting in this thread.

SparkleMotion's whole post

Same goes for you.
If it has been said, I've read it. I do not need to read it again.

 

[Wyldfire]

Originally posted by Amazing
Wyldfire, you are completely off base. Her boyfriend is insignificant and is just "someone to have" type, she could give two fukks about making him jealous. Stop making empty assumptions.

Just because her boyfriend is insignificant in YOUR eyes it would be quite foolish of you to assume he is insignificant in HER eyes. The vast majority of women do NOT perceeive things in the same way men do. Afterall...if women perceived things as men do there would be no need for sites like this.

OH MY GOD. ARE YOU MISS CLEO?

No, just a very wise and observant older woman who happens to be exceptionally talented at manipulating people if I choose and perfectly capable of being up front and brutally honest about how women think...even when it stings to those on the receiving end.

Please refrain from posting in this thread.

Not only will I post wherever I damn well please...be warned that if you choose to engage me in a pointless flame war I can hold my own. It would be a shame, though, because the thread will become all about me. Since I suspect that's not what you want, you'd be wise to show me the same level of courtesy I'm showing you. Now that we've addressed the unpleasantries...

Her intentions were to make her boyfriend jealous and to reject you. That being said...she's also attracted to you. Yes, you could get her to have sex with you. But why? Do you not have any standards? Why would you have any interest in a girl who set out to use you and had intentions of screwing with your head?

Just as so many women are attracted to lousy men, so are men attracted to lousy women. Sure, you can get the better of her and "put her in her place"...but to what end? Giving her your attention is simply rewarding her bad behavior. And honestly...women like this one tend to be particularly nasty when jilted and tossed aside. Perhaps your time would be better spent with someone who wanted to spend time with you for the right reasons. Just something to think about...