"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A girl from class who I already banged asked me to go to a party with her Friday night.. I didn't really want to go @ first - I would have rather went out with some of my friends and picked up a chick, but decided to go anyway.

She wanted me to meet her there @ 8; I didn't show up until like 9:30. She had texted me like 3-4 times in between asking me where the **** I was.. lol, I never responded, figured I would keep her in suspense. So, I show up at this party and walk in and there is a **** load of people there. I could barely walk in there, but I somehow see her in a big crowd and walk up behind her and grab her ass. She turns around like WTF? And then notices me and greets me with a big hug. She was wearing these tight ass jeans and looked really good. For like the next hour I am just walking around with her drinking and getting introduced to people. She was not drinking.

After the walking around nonsense I go and sit on this couch and she comes over and sits on my lap. We start fooling around just making out and **** for a while.. I really wanted to **** her at this point so I was trying to think of a way to get her to come home with me.

Anyways, around 1130ish I tell her I am going to dip out, but tell her to call me tomorrow if she wants to do something. She begs me to stay a little longer, I finally agree. At this point I start pounding beers so she has to drive me home, like I said she was not drinking. I start playing quarters with like 4 of her hottie friends and some guy. I hit the middle glass like 6 times in a row and force this girl to have to drink the big middle glass over and over again. (Irrelevant to my story, but was good **** none the less. I am the ****ing man at quarters.)

It's 12:30 now and I tell her I am leaving.. She says I am drunk and can't drive home. I start making out with her and tell her to drive me home and come home with me. She agrees and I reluctantly let her drive my car to my house. She drives like **** and will never be allowed to drive the whip again.

As we're walking into my house and through the grass to get to my door she slips on her ass, because of the ice and falls down and messed up her ankle pretty good. I had to pick her ass up, while pretty drunk and carry her in.

I give her some TLC with her ankle and then tell her I think the ankle is in good enough shape to where she can ride me. She gives me **** about saying that and threw this ice pack at me, in a joking matter though. We start making out, I take off her shirt and then while laying next to her grab the ice pack and put it on her bare tits just to **** with her. She tries to give me a hand job at this point and I flat out tell her that women should not even be licensed in this department and she is not giving me a hand job. So, she starts sucking my ****. It was a below average blow job, but I am used to ****ty knob jobs by now and we start ****ing. I tried to stick a finger towards her ass and she slapped my hand. Anal was an obvious no go. She starts riding me reverse cowgirl I **** her for about an hour and then blow the load on her tits.

It was another good night, sorry for the long FR.

I ****ed another girl this weekend as well, but do not feel like typing it up right now especially after typing this one out.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The ice pack move was defenently funny, wish i could of seen her reaction when she felt it.
No girl is ever going to forget a guy doing that to her so it was a nice play.
 

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stand said:
. She agrees and I reluctantly let her drive my car to my house. She drives like **** and will never be allowed to drive the whip again.

Lol Been there and done that..Good report.. Although you already banged her so you knew you were pretty much certain to get a piece
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Makes me wish I was in college again.

Good job stand! But it's easy with school, girls are everywhere. I want some field reports from the real world, school is pretty much automatic if you have a clue.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Makes me wish I was in college again.

Good job stand! But it's easy with school, girls are everywhere. I want some field reports from the real world, school is pretty much automatic if you have a clue.
i don't see how a college campus would be dif from the "real world". it's not like girls are 10x more sluttier here or anything. The same would apply to the mall, coffee shops, book stores etc...

to stand, nice job bro...but it's pretty easy to **** a girl that you've already been with. not hating though, entertaining read :yes:
 

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lol....this is another brag report:rolleyes:

If I was typing up every fools mate lay or drunken house party fumble I'd have a fair few on this main page at the moment!!

Lose the ego and post something useful!!
 

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L777 said:
lol....this is another brag report:rolleyes:

If I was typing up every fools mate lay or drunken house party fumble I'd have a fair few on this main page at the moment!!

Lose the ego and post something useful!!
I was going to post both of my lays this weekend in this thread, but realized after I started typing the first one I didn't have the energy to type the other one too. And didn't want to start over. The other lay was a pickup at a bar and obviously much better.

And lol @ you thinking this was a brag post.. Like I give a **** about what anyone here thinks about me..

And I help out anyone who PMs me asking for it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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it may have sounded like a brag reporte(though i know u werent trying to do that) because you were just telling us you got laid, not how you got laid.

If i go out to the bars and get laid, or i'm at a grocery store and meet a HB then fvck her later that night, that qualifies as a good FR.

But if its just one of my FBuddies that I meet up with I dont think anyone cares, cause noones gonna get anything out of it.

nonetheless, good story.
 

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????????

hey man do you think she would suck your d1ck any way if you let her do you the hand job????????

I realy like when chicks wack me off!!!!!!!
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
school is pretty much automatic if you have a clue.
especially when you ve already fvcked the girl in the past...

don't really see the point of this report: you ve already hit it, she wants it again, you give it to her again. Where s the chase, where s the game?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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why are their so many FUUCKING haters on this board. The guy post his lay report something that isn't seen around here often due to all the AFC post and you guy's just hate.....Psh pathetic. Anyway Congrats Op good to see that another man "gets it"
 

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Alphamale1821 said:
why are their so many FUUCKING haters on this board. The guy post his lay report something that isn't seen around here often due to all the AFC post and you guy's just hate.....Psh pathetic. Anyway Congrats Op good to see that another man "gets it"
i aint hatin,.... where can i download that flick...
 

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L777 is a f.ucking clown.. Guy makes threads about his approach anxiety than calls me an AFC in another thread, because I want to **** a lesbian. rofl.
 

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stand said:
L777 is a f.ucking clown.. Guy makes threads about his approach anxiety than calls me an AFC in another thread, because I want to **** a lesbian. rofl.
:rolleyes:
I'm so above even considering taking you on mate. Just grow up OK?
 

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L777 said:
:rolleyes:
I'm so above even considering taking you on mate. Just grow up OK?
I need to grow up? You're the idiot posting in everyone of my FRs hating on me, because you're jerking off every night instead of approaching.

How is your AA problem? Get off the computer and maybe it would be better.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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