"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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FR: I may or may not be going to hell for this.....

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This is my second field report, and it will be the compiled events of two nights. With a girl. Who has a boyfriend. I went outside of the box with a lot of my "material" on these dates, saying things i wouldnt normaly say, i'll put a * next to things that were not normal for me and I'm still not sure how they went over just so some people dont get ideas and go make themselves look stupid saying these things lol.

Night #1
First of all let me start by saying her boyfriend is a total douche and I do not feel bad at all about this. I was at a friend's apartment and set up this dinner date with her on the fly via texts while she was at work. Her bf is a total AFC and in the past talked **** about me for no reason, I often make fun of him for being wimpy in texts to her, so she's aware that I'm aware of him. She came over to my friend's apartment to meet me and we walked to the restaraunt since I didn't know where it was. within the first minute walking down the hallway of the apartment i took a huge risk and joked "But hey try and keep your hands off me eh, I know I'm sexy and it's gonna be hard, but stay strong" * (I'm fat and she is a knockout). not sure how well this went over, she just laughed and said okay. went to restaraunt, split an order of nachos and had a couple drinks. joked about her having a girly pink drink. went decently, a couple of silent moments but nothing brutal. on the way back made fun of her for driving a Hybrid. hug goodnight. end date 1.

night #2
picked her up and took her to one of my fav relaxed bars on a sunday evening. on the way there i played that new song by Juelz Santana and Chris Brown called Back To The Crib. she loved it and were dancing to it in the car (i got moves) i joked that Chris Brown did a decent job singing it but i could probably do better * she laughed and said prove it and sing for her, i said i would but i have this sore throat and dont want to push it bla bla, she laughed and said sure. we go to the bar and get some drinks and sit down. she gets her pink drink again, i challenge her to drink a real drink and in return i'll get one of her pink drinks and drink it now in public * i say she has to a straight crown royal on ice with me, she declines saying it'll make her puke. we get more drinks. more talk. more drinks (im still good for driving dont worry lol). we go outside the bar and i do the kiss test, i hold her by her wrists and put them on my chest/shoulders and i back up to the wall and we start making out. i put hands on her ass, she rubs little soprano through my pants. i say "i really should get you home" and start physically pulling away and walking towards my truck she says no she doesnt want to go home. oh yeah, did I mention she lives with her boyfriend? she tells me she's spending the night at her friend's place tonight but still doesn't want to go. I tell her I gotta I'm sorry and joke around and take her to her friend's place (her friend is f**king hot too god dam how do all these hot b!tches meet eachother?) we kiss goodnight when I drop her off. she says to come upstairs for a while, I do, eat some brownies her friend made and head home.

all in all i'd say it was a good night. it was really hard to pull away when we were making out, it probably sounds like i was doing that to play hard to get but i was really just nervous and was thinking on the fly.

she texted me today from her (and her boyfriends) house saying how much fun she had......wow I might be going to hell, but she definitely is. these chicks are evil to AFCs lol. he mouthed off to me once though so I really don't care, he's lucky all I'm doing is fooling around with his girl and not beating the **** out of him. but anyways! i'd like to know what you guys thought of the lines I had with *'s next to them....keep or throw away?

thanks for reading
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Thumbs up to you my friend. All good stuff.
 

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nice bro, good job. id say you better bone her soon or you might lose her....why didnt you guys fúck when you were eating brownies?
 

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pua1989 said:
nice bro, good job. id say you better bone her soon or you might lose her....why didnt you guys fúck when you were eating brownies?
yeah you're probably rightl....at the time i was thinking i shouldnt do anything inappropriate in front of her friend and plus her friend was there in the living room/kitchen the whole time
 

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I'm surprised the morality crew aren't here yet. I mentioned I was going out with a girl with a boyfriend (she's not dating him anymore though) one night and someone started ripping into me asking "Why are you hanging out with taken girls and why are taken girls hanging out with you" (or something like that).
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dude beware of where you step and who is watching you. If you end up getting beat or something of your vandalized you know why. I know if ANYONE toyed with one of my women,regardless of how I treated her,I'm not sure if I would be able to control myself if I saw him.

But that said,cool beans dude. Enjoy it.
 

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lol i really dont care, her bf is a fccking goof and a psssy, i wish he would try to start something with me so i'd finally be able to justify beating the sh!t outta his lil ass. he texted me a bunch of tough guy **** a while ago for absolutely no reason, he's still never met me, he'll be in for a surprise when he see's that im 6" taller than him and 150lbs bigger.
 

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Here comes the morality crew.

What goes around comes around. I don't like to spread around bad behavior like that. I could have slept with girls who had boyfriend and I never did. I like to think that I'm worth better than that.
 

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Soprano said:
lol i really dont care, her bf is a fccking goof and a psssy, i wish he would try to start something with me so i'd finally be able to justify beating the sh!t outta his lil ass. he texted me a bunch of tough guy **** a while ago for absolutely no reason, he's still never met me, he'll be in for a surprise when he see's that im 6" taller than him and 150lbs bigger.
Firstly, the worse he appears to be, the more you have to question that girl's taste in men. Why did she pick him? She's likely as much of a loser as he is, but with a vagina and a pretty face.

Secondly, being taller and fatter doesn't mean you're invincible. 150lbs extra won't protect you from a knife in the back or a bullet up the arse. In fact, you'll probably be slower and more likely to get yourself a heart attack in a fist fight.

Thirdly, since you've only made out with this girl, beware Buyer's Remorse. Girls who are temporarily neglected by their BFs often just want to toy with other guys to satisfy their egos. She had a perfect opportunity to fvck right there, but she did not, so likely she's just playing with you.
 

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blinkwatt101 said:
Dude beware of where you step and who is watching you. If you end up getting beat or something of your vandalized you know why. I know if ANYONE toyed with one of my women,regardless of how I treated her,I'm not sure if I would be able to control myself if I saw him.

But that said,cool beans dude. Enjoy it.

You would make yourself look bad by defending a b!tch's honor? You'd beat him, but she made the decision to f*ck him. You'd make yourself look insecure and desperate and beat someone else up because SHE didn't want to F*CK you anymore?

What's up with our priorities?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ThunderMaverick said:
You would make yourself look bad by defending a b!tch's honor? You'd beat him, but she made the decision to f*ck him. You'd make yourself look insecure and desperate and beat someone else up because SHE didn't want to F*CK you anymore?

What's up with our priorities?
unfortunately lots of guys in our society feel this way. They get mad at the guy, they live in some delusion where they believe the girl was tricked into it and didn't choose to fvck the other guy. If it were to ever happen to me I'd be pissed at the girl and only pissed at the guy if he knew me (I'd still be a little pissed but not as much as if he was a friend of mine).

But unfortunately guys get killed over *****.
 

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^Sorry, but death before dishonor (symbolism, of course, not literally). I'd still have no problem handing the guy a beating. The only shame comes in giving her a free pass. Ideally, you hold them both to the same standards. You stomp the guy, toss her out with him, and move on.
 

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The morality crew would stand up a beat up a guy who had nothing to do with her going out and spreading her legs for him? No one is truly taken in this world (unless you're married, and that's still suspect) and it's retarded to hold someone else responsible for your girlfriend being a ho. The guy did you a favor. Now go find a better woman.
 
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