"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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FR: I lost my virginity - few questions..

FeelsGoodBro

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I met a girl in one of my classes this semester. She is very good looking and has a great personality. I basically teased her the past month+ in class and she laughed at everything I said.

We went out for drinks once or twice and nothing physcial really happened. On meeting 3, She got tipsy one night and started asking me a bunch of questions. I told her I was a virgin and she was convinced I was lying. She was very turned on by this so I used it to my advantage, lol.

The very next night on a day when we didn't have class together she texted me asking to go get a drink. I agree and tell her to meet me at a location. She comes we have a few drinks and it's last call. She then asks If I want to go to another bar that is open later. I agree, again we are just at the bar talking and she is literally all over me. Her legs are on my lap, she sat on my lap at one point, was kissing me, and then she started biting/licking my ears.I tease her, and on the way out we are walking together and start kissing. She starts grabbing, I start grabbing, and I honestly thought we were going to have sex in the middle of this busy street.

Finally, we get in my car and start making out more. I try unbuttoning her pants and she tells me to stop. She again asks me if I am really a virgin. I tell her yes, we start making out more, shes telling me how hot I am, and then tells me to stop and to just drive her home. She is saying this while she has her hand on my **** mind you.

I then say okay, and start driving her home. She is no longer touching me at this point and just sitting back. Finally, we get near her house and she grabs my arm and tells me to stop right here. I stop and we start making out again and I start escalating more. She stops again and says "really? right here? in the car?" I was like "yeah, why not" she then pulls my passenger seat all the way back and starts unbuttoning her shirt.

I am not going to lie I was really nervous. She asks me if I am sure about this as I am about to stick it in. I say yes and she puts it in. She was so tight it was an unreal feeling. I didn't even know it was in at first because it took a minute to finally get in. I don't know how long I lasted, but it wasn't long, I blew my load all over her stomach and I thought we were done. She then whipes me off with a towel and sticks it right back in. I have no idea how long we had sex for after this, but she was SO wet. To the point, where I thought I had blew my load again, it was just how wet she was. I pounded away until she told me to stop she had no more juice left?!

It felt like 105º in my car, I almost passed out in the middle of it. The windows were all steamed up, we were both sweating.. it was awesome. We both had class early that morning and it was like 3am when we finished.. We slept together in the backseat of my car until the morning.

Questions:

- When their ***** muscles tighten really ridiculously tight does that mean they are cumming?
- She told me she had no more juice left from cumming so much and she leaked all over my **** wet, does that mean I am doing it right?

Also, I am glad I didn't wear a condom. It felt so goood. I don't even want to know what it feels like with a condom.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Uh hopefully you didnt pre *** in her cuz that **** could get her pregnant too. Damn though dude congrats, this ounds a lot like me and this other girl, though I havent told I'm a virgin yet-- i doubt she'd beleive me though

CONGRATS FEELS GOOOOOOOOOODDDEE nice first post.
 

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She told me she was on the pill. I honestly, don't know if I blew in her or not.

Potential travesty brewing here.
 

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Your damn fvckin right potential travesty, dude your a rookie you better hope to god you didn't get her pregnant.

I'm just messing with you, i mean yaeh you got a chance of knocking her up but i wouldn't worry about it, youll find that when you are worried about something your mind will make up crap just to worry more.

Grats man sounds like a good fvck
 

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I hope she gets pregnant and has a child then you end up getting married to her.


She sound like a girl you would bring home to the parents. Just hope your kid doesn't see this post 15 years later and see the detail in how he came into this world you brought him into.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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EA Gold said:
I hope she gets pregnant and has a child then you end up getting married to her.


She sound like a girl you would bring home to the parents. Just hope your kid doesn't see this post 15 years later and see the detail in how he came into this world you brought him into.
You sound like a douchebag.

And yeah, she is very hot and has a great personality. Would prob bring her home to my parents.
 

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yes, contracting of the muscles means she did come but women can and want to come multiple times. guys just one shot it and need some times to recover but women bang it out and plow right into the next one. never understood that really.
 

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Where do you live? I'm guessing you live out in the country since you just can't do what you did in the city :D

Situations like this are why guys must hide a couple condoms somewhere in their car. You never know what may happen ;)

If you don't have emergency condoms somewhere in your car you are doing it wrong ;)
 

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f283000 said:
Where do you live? I'm guessing you live out in the country since you just can't do what you did in the city :D

Situations like this are why guys must hide a couple condoms somewhere in their car. You never know what may happen ;)

If you don't have emergency condoms somewhere in your car you are doing it wrong ;)
Why not?

GJ OP
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Congratulations on losing your vcard, your now ahead of 60 percent of the posters on this site. But be careful, STD's are no joke you'd be a fool to continually go around with out protection. It's like playing Russian Roulette with your penis.
 

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FeelsGoodBro said:
You sound like a douchebag.

And yeah, she is very hot and has a great personality. Would prob bring her home to my parents.
your right I did sound like a douchebag..lol. Maybe I should have said it this way.

She sound like a girl you would bring home to the parents.

Hopefully she'll get pregnant and have your child then you can get married.
Just hope your kid doesn't see this post 15 years later and see how he came into this world you brought him into.

That sounds less douchebag like.. :p
 

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Good job, but...

FeelsGoodBro said:
Also, I am glad I didn't wear a condom. It felt so goood. I don't even want to know what it feels like with a condom.
Seriously, wear a condom. It might suck the first few times, but you'll get used to it.

You'll NEVER get used to having an STI that you can't get rid of. I'll be real, I know a lot of people with herp. Even though that particular one isn't as bad as most people think, it isn't exactly sunshine and rainbows either.

Helpful tip: anything that starts with an "H," you will have it for life (HIV, herpes, HPV, hepatitis A-C, human baby, etc).

On the topic of pregnancy - this chick was on the pill, but most aren't. Wear a condom. In fact, wear one even if she IS on the pill.

Remember, before condoms were invented, people were thinking "man, I wish there was some way we could have sex without all the pregnancy and diseases and stuff."

Modern technology, people. Get with the program.
 

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EA Gold said:
Hopefully she'll get pregnant and have your child then you can get married.
Just hope your kid doesn't see this post 15 years later and see how he came into this world you brought him into.

That sounds less douchebag like.. :p
ha! But then again countless children have been made in cars he will join a long list.
 

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joe henny said:
. It's like playing Russian Roulette with your penis.
This made me laugh.

Anyway, congrats man. Definitely would wear a condom in the future. And the contracting vaj is a good thing. There's a bunch of biological terms for it, but in layman's terms if 100% is an orgasm, 85% is a contraction. So basically, unless you freaked out and pulled out because of the contractions, you made her come eventually. Think of it as a super boner for girls.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The second question was a joke. But, when she told me to pull out I asked myself later if it was because I was doing a poor job, lmfao. I was a bit confused / in shock the next morning. It happened pretty fast (not the actual sex, but going from making out, to getting it in)

The first question was dead serious. I've never been in a ***** before and you don't pick up on that stuff by watching porn. I've never bothered to read up on female orgasms before.

And hell yeah, I am bragging a little. I was so overdue for a lay. Like Mike Tyson once famously said "I sacriface so much in my life, can I atleast get a blow job?" I've been reading this site for a year or so and it definitely helped. Not trying to be a douche, the 1st question was serious.
 
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