"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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FR: Hospitalized during attempted approach

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A lot guys ask, "what's the worst that can happen during an approach". I think I just found out tonight.

I was driving near the PD when I saw two hotties walking. I was checking them out plotting which way I wanted to swing around for the drive-by approach when I smashed into the concrete wall infront of an apartment complex! Holy **** that sucks! My head cracked the winsheild.

I ended up with two citations, a totaled vehicle (transmission, door, tire, and front right side were all damaged), and in the ER. A catscan and some xrays later, I'm at home with some good scripts filled.

I got in my other vehicle to get the scripts filled (I'm not supposed to drive but had no one to take me) and I'll damned if I didn't see another set of hotties walking. After getting the scripts and going home, I walked up to my door and saw (I **** you not this is true) yet ANOTHER set of hotties. I yelled for them to come up but they kept going (were a street over). Damn, I thought maybe that was a sign.

Please use the drive-by approach with caution. It's very important to keep your eyes off their asses long enough to not run into anything. This isn't a joke, you really have to watch your ass out there.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Yea, you better watch where you're going. Those sidewalk approaches can be dangerous too! I almost fell into an open manhole once :rolleyes:
 
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LOL the thing we do for a$$. :crackup:

Hope your better and be careful next time.
 
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Next time, maybe run the girls over? They should be more open to your advances then.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What is it w/ the 1diots who do cold approaches in their car? Where I'm from that screams pervert / child molestor etc.....
 
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I'd only look at ass if I was at a redlight, otherwise I'd pay attention to the road. Women are the least of my worries.
 
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Originally posted by everywomanshero
A lot guys ask, "what's the worst that can happen during an approach". I think I just found out tonight.

I was driving near the PD when I saw two hotties walking. I was checking them out plotting which way I wanted to swing around for the drive-by approach when I smashed into the concrete wall infront of an apartment complex! Holy **** that sucks! My head cracked the winsheild.

I ended up with two citations, a totaled vehicle (transmission, door, tire, and front right side were all damaged), and in the ER. A catscan and some xrays later, I'm at home with some good scripts filled.

I got in my other vehicle to get the scripts filled (I'm not supposed to drive but had no one to take me) and I'll damned if I didn't see another set of hotties walking. After getting the scripts and going home, I walked up to my door and saw (I **** you not this is true) yet ANOTHER set of hotties. I yelled for them to come up but they kept going (were a street over). Damn, I thought maybe that was a sign.

Please use the drive-by approach with caution. It's very important to keep your eyes off their asses long enough to not run into anything. This isn't a joke, you really have to watch your ass out there.
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Man thats some funny shHit!

:crackup:
 
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:crackup: you are not the only one
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Let this be a lesson guys......if you want to approach a girl, always wear a helmet.
 
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One came over....

and I was really playing up the injury, but the cops were there too quick. Damn, attention ***** cops. I also tried to flirt with some female workers in the ER. The one running the catscan was a smoking hottie... I don't think she was into me though, sadly.

I may have found a new habitat for hbs. Infront of the hospital there is a smoking area. Both workers and visitors are out there in numbers. I'm going to walk down there later tonight or early next week and try to close a few this time. My plan is to listen in on the lobby to find out why the person is there, then go outside and come up wih a similar story to gain rapport. I'll probably use standard techniques from there. I'm only willing to spend so much time on this.
 
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You could hang out at the burns victims unit. Since the chicks there have low self esteem you could get easy sex, as long as you're ok with roasted chicks.
 
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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
You could hang out at the burns victims unit. Since the chicks there have low self esteem you could get easy sex, as long as you're ok with roasted chicks.
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That's hot.

Err--no pun intended.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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approaches...

Johnny Carson use to say the best way to meet women is in the grocery store. He suggested to run your shopping cart(Accidently). into theirs.. LOL. Also said a good approach was to go up to an attractive lady at the deli waiting and ask her if she thinks that 16.99/lb is too much for bologna. LOL. (no I havnt tried this approach either).
 
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