Pap
Don Juan
FR: Gaming The Girl Next Door
When Tyler was in LA, he met a couple hot Asian 10s and gamed them up. Now, I usually don’t like Asian girls, but LA has some hot ones that will blow your mind. These girls were also half white, half Asian, from Kazakhstan, and they want to party. Tyler told me that if I want an easy 3-some or to get laid now, he accomplishment intro’d me and gave me their phone numbers. She’s hot and has a French accent like Mafia*****.
About 2 weeks ago, I called the girls and both their cell phones were disconnected. However, yesterday, I ran into one of the girls. I knew it was her because there are very few Asians in my building and so I said, “Are you HBGirlNextDoor?” and she said YES…and asked me if I was Papa. Tyler must have gamed these girls pretty well because they really wanted to party with me so we exchanged numbers and made plans to party.
So tonight I needed a break from organizing workshops and decided to knock on the door of these chicks as they live down the hall from me in my hotel. Nobody answered, but I heard voices inside so I called them on the phone.
Papa: Hello. Is HBGirlNextDoor there?
SHBRoommate: Hi. Who is this?
Papa: Papa.
SHBRoommate: Oh, hi. I am SHBRoommate. I’ll get HBGirlNextDoor for you?
[she gets her on the phone]
Papa: Hey.
HBGirlNextDoor: Hi.
Papa: What are you up to?
HBGirlNextDoor: Oh. I’m just chilling. We are planning to stay in tonight.
Papa: Oh.
HBGirlNextDoor: Why? Do you have plans?
Papa: Yes.
HBGirlNextDoor: Cool. What are you doing?
Papa: I’m taking you to Hollywood with me tonight!
HBGirlNextDoor: Oh yeah.
Papa: That’s right.
HBGirlNextDoor: Ok. Well, how long do we have?
Papa: About 15-30 minutes.
HBGirlNextDoor: That’s all. Wow. Ok. Come by when you are ready to go.
So I decide to wait 15-30 minutes as I know she’ll take awhile to get ready and decide to call Midas to talk about his party-making non-profit organization ideas in the process. Then I knock on her door and when I open it, I notice that she has a SHBRoommate with her all pimped out and slutted, ready to roll to Hollywood. So I say, “Cool, let’s roll.” And I immediately call my regular wing, Alphamale, who loves Asians.
Papa: Dude, I’ve got 2 SHB Asian pivots ready to roll.
Alphamale: Cool. I was just about to call you.
Papa: Let’s go to the Standard.
Alphamale: Sounds good. I was just thinking about rolling there.
Papa: Alright, you have 20 minutes.
So we get in the car and drive to Alphamale’s house. I accomplishment intro him and tell them that he’s the coolest dude in LA and accomplishment intro his lifestyle on the way there about how he rolls with girls and is a baller. By the time I get to Alphamale’s house, they have a pretty good impression of him too. HBGirlNextDoor plays a diddy on the piano. Then Alphamale and I decide to go from his crib to the Standard as planned.
On the way, Alphamale tells them his Almost Stolen Car Story and Gay Restaurant Story and the girls laugh their asses off. I start doing mini-cold reads on the girls cuz they can’t stop giggling and start teasing them because they are acting like they are cartoon anime characters on giggley pills. Plus, they dress like super-anime chicks so it’s pretty easy to make fun of them.
Alphamale: Hey, did Papa tell you guys about what happened when we were leaving my apartment yesterday from the valet?
Girls: No.
Alphamale: Get this. I was in a black Acura just like this car, except it didn’t have a navigation system, and I thought it was my car. So some big muscled black guy comes by and start pounding on the window yelling, “Get out of my F***ing car!!!” and I was about to take off cuz I didn’t want to deal with this, but then I noticed that the car didn’t have a navigation system and that it WAS his car.
GIRL: Hahahhahahaa.
Alphamale: [then Alphamale points to the side of the road] We are now in the Santa Monica area. You know that this street over here is all gays.
Girls: Yeah?!?
Alphamale: Yeah. You see, I was eating with some friends at a restaurant and suddenly, I noticed that there was no girls in there. And all the guys were holding hands and gazing into each other’s eyes and I was thinking WTF?!?
Girls: Hahahahha.
When we get there, I order us 4 shots of Patrone, and 4 glasses of Madres. When Alphamale takes the shots, he asks for salt so we can do some body shots. I’m thinking that’s a good idea. So what Alphamale does is he tells his girl to lick his neck. She complies. Then, he orders her to do the following: first, put salt on his neck, then, lick it off, and finally, slam the shot. She does it and then Alphamale does it off her.
My girl and I repeat the process. I like this stuff!!! Then the SHBRoommate adds some spice by taking the lemon out of the shot glass and puts it in her mouth. Alphamale grabs it out of her mouth with his and they start making-out. Well, I don’t want to be left out of the race, so I do the same with my girl. Props, Alphamale. That’s a money-ass move and I will be using this hardcore in all my Day 2’s. Now, I have a huge hickey on my neck!!!
Immediately, afterwards, Alphamale isolates his girl on the swinging hammock and starts making out with her. I drag my girl to a lounge chair with a candle and tell her some social-proofed stories about future adventure projections involving Project Hollywood and do some magic with my watch. Then, I use Style’s Evolution Kiss Close (which Alphamale and I have been rehearsing). It was my first use of it and I love it!!!
Papa: You know, the coolest thing about this place is that if you look in the candles here, you can see some really cool things in my watch. Check this out…my friend is an international illustionist and he put a spell on my watch. [I show the girl my watch] Yeah, and if you look in the candlelight at my watch, tell me what time it is.
HBGirlNextDoor: It’s 11:15.
Papa: Ok. Now…[I put the watch in her hand to do a magic move] Choose a number between 5 and 55. Got it? What is it?
HBGirlNextDoor: 19.
Papa: [I take her hands in mine, rub them slowly, gaze into her eyes] Now look at what time it is as the hands of the watch has moved 19 minutes back in time.
HBGirlNextDoor: Oh wow! That’s amazing.
Papa: Yeah. It’s pretty sweet. [then I lean in and smell her hair] You know you smell sooooooo good.
HBGirlNextDoor: [smiles]
Papa: Yeah. You smell like baby powder and…flowers. You know smell is such a natural and personal thing. It excites the senses and animals always smell each other before mating.
HBGirlNextDoor: Yeah.
Papa: And the thing is that is because our senses are heightened and aroused when we use our sense of smell. The thing is though, the most sensitive places, the most heightened area of our body though are the places where there are…folds…and bends.
HBGirlNextDoor: Hee hee.
Papa: Like the back of your elbow [touching it] or the back of your leg [touching it], or even your neck [pointing to mind]. The thing is though there are areas around this place that are so sensitive [caressing the tips of her hair and running my hand through the back of her hair gently] that make you…fell…oh…sooo…good. Right?
HBGirlNextDoor: Oooooo. Yeah!
Papa: Here. Do it to me.
HBGirlNextDoor: [runs hand through my hair]
Papa: Hmm. Mmmmm. Yeah. That’s good. And it’s this area that is so sensitive. Here, there are areas that make you so heightened sensually that it’s amazing. Now, animals like lions do this too with their manes. They bit each other around their neck. Here [pointing to my neck]. Bite me!
HBGirlNextDoor: [she bites me]
Papa: Oh. Cummon. That’s not how it’s done. Here, let me show you. [I bite her gently and hard.]
HBGirlNextDoor: Oooo.
Papa: Now, try again.
HBGirlNextDoor: [bites me hard]
Papa: Mmmm. Nice. [pause] I like this place. Check out all these [touching curtains], they are so colorful. You know, it feels so sexy in here, yet elegant. Hey, who do you think is sexier, Tom Cruise or Justin Timberlake?
HBGirlNextDoor: Tom Cruise. I don’t like Justin Timberlake’s singing.
Papa: Ok. Get this. Let’s say there are two guys that look just like Tom Cruise physically. Well, one of them is an amazing kisser and the other has a great sense of humor and will just make you laugh. Which one will you choose?
HBGirlNextDoor: What? One has a good sense of humor and the other can what?
Papa: The other one is an amazing kisser.
HBGirlNextDoor: Hmmm. Well, I’d choose the amazing kisser.
Papa: [knowing that she just passed his subtle IOI test, Papa moves in and makes out with the chick, biting her upper and lower lips, or both at the same time, small tongues in and out, and her doing the same to him…yummy chick].
When Tyler was in LA, he met a couple hot Asian 10s and gamed them up. Now, I usually don’t like Asian girls, but LA has some hot ones that will blow your mind. These girls were also half white, half Asian, from Kazakhstan, and they want to party. Tyler told me that if I want an easy 3-some or to get laid now, he accomplishment intro’d me and gave me their phone numbers. She’s hot and has a French accent like Mafia*****.
About 2 weeks ago, I called the girls and both their cell phones were disconnected. However, yesterday, I ran into one of the girls. I knew it was her because there are very few Asians in my building and so I said, “Are you HBGirlNextDoor?” and she said YES…and asked me if I was Papa. Tyler must have gamed these girls pretty well because they really wanted to party with me so we exchanged numbers and made plans to party.
So tonight I needed a break from organizing workshops and decided to knock on the door of these chicks as they live down the hall from me in my hotel. Nobody answered, but I heard voices inside so I called them on the phone.
Papa: Hello. Is HBGirlNextDoor there?
SHBRoommate: Hi. Who is this?
Papa: Papa.
SHBRoommate: Oh, hi. I am SHBRoommate. I’ll get HBGirlNextDoor for you?
[she gets her on the phone]
Papa: Hey.
HBGirlNextDoor: Hi.
Papa: What are you up to?
HBGirlNextDoor: Oh. I’m just chilling. We are planning to stay in tonight.
Papa: Oh.
HBGirlNextDoor: Why? Do you have plans?
Papa: Yes.
HBGirlNextDoor: Cool. What are you doing?
Papa: I’m taking you to Hollywood with me tonight!
HBGirlNextDoor: Oh yeah.
Papa: That’s right.
HBGirlNextDoor: Ok. Well, how long do we have?
Papa: About 15-30 minutes.
HBGirlNextDoor: That’s all. Wow. Ok. Come by when you are ready to go.
So I decide to wait 15-30 minutes as I know she’ll take awhile to get ready and decide to call Midas to talk about his party-making non-profit organization ideas in the process. Then I knock on her door and when I open it, I notice that she has a SHBRoommate with her all pimped out and slutted, ready to roll to Hollywood. So I say, “Cool, let’s roll.” And I immediately call my regular wing, Alphamale, who loves Asians.
Papa: Dude, I’ve got 2 SHB Asian pivots ready to roll.
Alphamale: Cool. I was just about to call you.
Papa: Let’s go to the Standard.
Alphamale: Sounds good. I was just thinking about rolling there.
Papa: Alright, you have 20 minutes.
So we get in the car and drive to Alphamale’s house. I accomplishment intro him and tell them that he’s the coolest dude in LA and accomplishment intro his lifestyle on the way there about how he rolls with girls and is a baller. By the time I get to Alphamale’s house, they have a pretty good impression of him too. HBGirlNextDoor plays a diddy on the piano. Then Alphamale and I decide to go from his crib to the Standard as planned.
On the way, Alphamale tells them his Almost Stolen Car Story and Gay Restaurant Story and the girls laugh their asses off. I start doing mini-cold reads on the girls cuz they can’t stop giggling and start teasing them because they are acting like they are cartoon anime characters on giggley pills. Plus, they dress like super-anime chicks so it’s pretty easy to make fun of them.
Alphamale: Hey, did Papa tell you guys about what happened when we were leaving my apartment yesterday from the valet?
Girls: No.
Alphamale: Get this. I was in a black Acura just like this car, except it didn’t have a navigation system, and I thought it was my car. So some big muscled black guy comes by and start pounding on the window yelling, “Get out of my F***ing car!!!” and I was about to take off cuz I didn’t want to deal with this, but then I noticed that the car didn’t have a navigation system and that it WAS his car.
GIRL: Hahahhahahaa.
Alphamale: [then Alphamale points to the side of the road] We are now in the Santa Monica area. You know that this street over here is all gays.
Girls: Yeah?!?
Alphamale: Yeah. You see, I was eating with some friends at a restaurant and suddenly, I noticed that there was no girls in there. And all the guys were holding hands and gazing into each other’s eyes and I was thinking WTF?!?
Girls: Hahahahha.
When we get there, I order us 4 shots of Patrone, and 4 glasses of Madres. When Alphamale takes the shots, he asks for salt so we can do some body shots. I’m thinking that’s a good idea. So what Alphamale does is he tells his girl to lick his neck. She complies. Then, he orders her to do the following: first, put salt on his neck, then, lick it off, and finally, slam the shot. She does it and then Alphamale does it off her.
My girl and I repeat the process. I like this stuff!!! Then the SHBRoommate adds some spice by taking the lemon out of the shot glass and puts it in her mouth. Alphamale grabs it out of her mouth with his and they start making-out. Well, I don’t want to be left out of the race, so I do the same with my girl. Props, Alphamale. That’s a money-ass move and I will be using this hardcore in all my Day 2’s. Now, I have a huge hickey on my neck!!!
Immediately, afterwards, Alphamale isolates his girl on the swinging hammock and starts making out with her. I drag my girl to a lounge chair with a candle and tell her some social-proofed stories about future adventure projections involving Project Hollywood and do some magic with my watch. Then, I use Style’s Evolution Kiss Close (which Alphamale and I have been rehearsing). It was my first use of it and I love it!!!
Papa: You know, the coolest thing about this place is that if you look in the candles here, you can see some really cool things in my watch. Check this out…my friend is an international illustionist and he put a spell on my watch. [I show the girl my watch] Yeah, and if you look in the candlelight at my watch, tell me what time it is.
HBGirlNextDoor: It’s 11:15.
Papa: Ok. Now…[I put the watch in her hand to do a magic move] Choose a number between 5 and 55. Got it? What is it?
HBGirlNextDoor: 19.
Papa: [I take her hands in mine, rub them slowly, gaze into her eyes] Now look at what time it is as the hands of the watch has moved 19 minutes back in time.
HBGirlNextDoor: Oh wow! That’s amazing.
Papa: Yeah. It’s pretty sweet. [then I lean in and smell her hair] You know you smell sooooooo good.
HBGirlNextDoor: [smiles]
Papa: Yeah. You smell like baby powder and…flowers. You know smell is such a natural and personal thing. It excites the senses and animals always smell each other before mating.
HBGirlNextDoor: Yeah.
Papa: And the thing is that is because our senses are heightened and aroused when we use our sense of smell. The thing is though, the most sensitive places, the most heightened area of our body though are the places where there are…folds…and bends.
HBGirlNextDoor: Hee hee.
Papa: Like the back of your elbow [touching it] or the back of your leg [touching it], or even your neck [pointing to mind]. The thing is though there are areas around this place that are so sensitive [caressing the tips of her hair and running my hand through the back of her hair gently] that make you…fell…oh…sooo…good. Right?
HBGirlNextDoor: Oooooo. Yeah!
Papa: Here. Do it to me.
HBGirlNextDoor: [runs hand through my hair]
Papa: Hmm. Mmmmm. Yeah. That’s good. And it’s this area that is so sensitive. Here, there are areas that make you so heightened sensually that it’s amazing. Now, animals like lions do this too with their manes. They bit each other around their neck. Here [pointing to my neck]. Bite me!
HBGirlNextDoor: [she bites me]
Papa: Oh. Cummon. That’s not how it’s done. Here, let me show you. [I bite her gently and hard.]
HBGirlNextDoor: Oooo.
Papa: Now, try again.
HBGirlNextDoor: [bites me hard]
Papa: Mmmm. Nice. [pause] I like this place. Check out all these [touching curtains], they are so colorful. You know, it feels so sexy in here, yet elegant. Hey, who do you think is sexier, Tom Cruise or Justin Timberlake?
HBGirlNextDoor: Tom Cruise. I don’t like Justin Timberlake’s singing.
Papa: Ok. Get this. Let’s say there are two guys that look just like Tom Cruise physically. Well, one of them is an amazing kisser and the other has a great sense of humor and will just make you laugh. Which one will you choose?
HBGirlNextDoor: What? One has a good sense of humor and the other can what?
Papa: The other one is an amazing kisser.
HBGirlNextDoor: Hmmm. Well, I’d choose the amazing kisser.
Papa: [knowing that she just passed his subtle IOI test, Papa moves in and makes out with the chick, biting her upper and lower lips, or both at the same time, small tongues in and out, and her doing the same to him…yummy chick].
