FR - funniest thing EVER - Kiss-closed a girl's c0ckblocking friend!!!!

[skip2mylou781]

long story short -

I was leaving the bar with my 2 wings, 1 was a PUA (donjuanbynature on here) and the other was not good with girls at all, and on my way out, i see 2 girls standin there (HB9 blonde and HB 8 brunnette) and here is wat happens:


I walk right up to HB8 and tell her "you have such a beautiful face, i just had to tell u that". She says thanks and we start talkin for 30 seconds. Then the HB9 whos standing rite next to her C0ckblocks me and says these exact words "HEY, dont talk to my girl, shes got a bf"

so i move into HB9's face and say "oh cmon now im just tryin to hit on ur friend", and HB9 says "u gotta go through me b4 u get to her"


so what ensues was me simply asking questions from HB9 about her and basically totally forgetting about HB8 (donjuanbynature took her), and after talking for 3 minutes, i randomly tell HB9 for a sec "shut up for a second", and I KISSED HER......she said rite after the kiss "that was hot, no one has ever done that to me"

basically after that, we talked and made out a lil bit a few more times for the next 10 minutes, and i also managed to AMOG her "gay friend" who kept hugging her and talkin to her

overall, i want to reveal my lesson to everyone:

JUST FVCKIN GO FOR IT, I KISSED THE BYTCH NOT CARING IF SHE WANTED IT OR NOT, AND IT TURNED OUT SHE WANTED IT, SO GOOD FOR ME, YEA SHE C0CKBLOCKED ME BUT HEY I DIDNT CARE DID I???? NO, SO THE LESSON IS, JUST DONT CARE AND DO W/E UR D1CK TELLS U TO DO!!!!!!

(this has been a real life experience to help out anyone whos interested on sosuave)

 

[skip2mylou781]

sorry forgot to mention i got her # too of course - ALWAYS GET THE #!!!!

 

[henry_dreamx]

long story short -

I was leaving the bar with my 2 wings, 1 was a PUA (donjuanbynature on here) and the other was not good with girls at all, and on my way out, i see 2 girls standin there (HB9 blonde and HB 8 brunnette) and here is wat happens:


I walk right up to HB8 and tell her "you have such a beautiful face, i just had to tell u that". She says thanks and we start talkin for 30 seconds. Then the HB9 whos standing rite next to her C0ckblocks me and says these exact words "HEY, dont talk to my girl, shes got a bf"

so i move into HB9's face and say "oh cmon now im just tryin to hit on ur friend", and HB9 says "u gotta go through me b4 u get to her"


so what ensues was me simply asking questions from HB9 about her and basically totally forgetting about HB8 (donjuanbynature took her), and after talking for 3 minutes, i randomly tell HB9 for a sec "shut up for a second", and I KISSED HER......she said rite after the kiss "that was hot, no one has ever done that to me"

basically after that, we talked and made out a lil bit a few more times for the next 10 minutes, and i also managed to AMOG her "gay friend" who kept hugging her and talkin to her

overall, i want to reveal my lesson to everyone:

JUST FVCKIN GO FOR IT, I KISSED THE BYTCH NOT CARING IF SHE WANTED IT OR NOT, AND IT TURNED OUT SHE WANTED IT, SO GOOD FOR ME, YEA SHE C0CKBLOCKED ME BUT HEY I DIDNT CARE DID I???? NO, SO THE LESSON IS, JUST DONT CARE AND DO W/E UR D1CK TELLS U TO DO!!!!!!

(this has been a real life experience to help out anyone whos interested on sosuave)

Dude skip you seriously seriously inspire me,keep those good posts up!

 

[DonJuanByNature]

its true

I do give Skip the deserved props... He practically forced himself on her...

Skip, you still have to work on picking up signals and surroundings better..

i.e. you can become a great fighter by learning how to throw series blows (analagous to you slapping that kiss on her), but to become a champion you have to better analize your opponent (i.e. look for signs and opportunities to really fck her vs just making out)

anyways, it was nice, cause many other guys would have not gotten that far

 

[skip2mylou781]

hey i wont lie, i posted this to brag cuz it was just too funny....but its also a lesson to all u guys who r too shy to JUST ****IN GO FOR IT!!!!! GOIN FOR IT WILL IMPRESS GIRLS, AS THEY DONT EXPECT GUYS TO HAVE BALLS THAT BIG!!!!

 

[henry_dreamx]

I think skip,donjuanbynature,man of adventure,shydude are real DJS not some posers,skip you should videotape it

 

[skip2mylou781]

LOL if i only had a cameraman i would..........id love to videotape my pickups and learn from my mistakes/failures cuz u learn from ur own experiences - henry, u need to go out there and **** up and make a fool of urself in front of girls, do it FOR FUN cuz u will not learn any other way i swear to god!!!!

i want u to ****in leave ur house and GO HIT ON GIRLS, I DONT CARE WAT PICKUP LINE U USE, JUST GO HIT ON GIRLS AND HAVE FUN WITH IT, SAY W/E THE **** U WANT TO THEM, AND THEN COME BACK HERE TO SOSUAVE AND POST A FIELD REPORT TELLIN EVERYONE HOW IT WENT

trust me.....thats EXACTLY wta u need to do, otherwise ull ALWAYS be stuck in a rut

 

[skip2mylou781]

wat signals did i not pick up djbn???

 

[L777]

hey i wont lie, i posted this to brag

hmmm....

 

[skip2mylou781]

hey l777, u forgot teh rest of my post: "but its also a lesson to all u guys who r too shy to JUST ****IN GO FOR IT!!!!! GOIN FOR IT WILL IMPRESS GIRLS, AS THEY DONT EXPECT GUYS TO HAVE BALLS THAT BIG!!!!"

ur a fvckin retard takign shyt outta context, get a life

 

[L777]

ur a fvckin retard takign shyt outta context, get a life

how "alpha"...

 

[The Truth]

Why is it only suspect trolls who are giving props to this thread?

Or more likely 1 troll under 3 different names.

Why does Skips writing style keep changing? The first post is fine, then he gradually gets into dyslexic text speak?!

I don't buy this field report for one simple fact: with all your posting on this forum and replying to your own threads, you dont leave yourself enough time to go sarging!

 

[realsmoothie]

how "alpha"...

LOL

Alpha's don't get all pissy when someone challenges their sh*t. Skip, if other people don't believe you (and I'm not sure I do either), that's too bad for them... ISN'T IT?

 

[DonJuanByNature]

listen...

LOL

Alpha's don't get all pissy when someone challenges their sh*t. Skip, if other people don't believe you (and I'm not sure I do either), that's too bad for them... ISN'T IT?

on the contrary alpha will FLARE UP if someone challenges them... i.e. "how dare you challenge me an alpha male" (that was just an example)... what happens after a while you realize that you cant prove yourself to all the knockle heads ou there so you just stop (i.e. you tell yourself you will never see him again)..

thats why a "young" bloode (young alpha male) will fight at a club, but an "old blood" (older experienced alpha male) will pick his fights, i.e. not waste his breath unless its really needed...

bein alpha male does not mean you are experienced or know everything...

 

[Skydiver43127]

I've done that to girls when I get bored with the topic of the conversation, but never during initial pickup. It's definitely on my "to do" list now.

P.S. "the truth", you have the most retarded nick I've ever seen... and I've seen some!

 

[skip2mylou781]

i love how everyone analyzes my writing style instaed of READING WHAT I ****IN POSTED!!!! Y DONT SOME OF U ****S ACTUALLY READ THE GODDAMN POST AND REPLY TO THE POST ITSELF, INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY MAKING GAYASS ASSUMPTIONS FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON

 

[gongxia649]

u r my new hero!!