d!ckmojo
Senior Don Juan
Sometimes I post up Field Reports of my successes and guys think I'm bragging. So today I'll post up a Failure Report from last week and you guys can feel free to criticize my game.
HB9 Brunette, 20 years old, seen her once every few months at crossfit, got her number on a wednesday night. I'd previously seen her wearing a t-shirt with a barbell on it and the writing "A woman should know how to clean", which I thought was cool and she told me she'd made it herself. Well I thought that was a good idea, so I used one of those t-shirt design websites to make one for myself which says "Chicks Dig Jerks" and has a drawing of a Guy doing a Split-Jerk with Barbell over head on it.
She thought that was cool, and we were practicing our Snatch that night and she complained that it was making her shoulders sore. I do massage for a lot of the people at our crossfit box, so I said if she wanted a massage I could give her my number.
SO as she was leaving I said "ay, do you want my number?", and she was like "umm, do I want your number? Okay", so I quickly said, "Well, you give me your number and I'll prank call your phone so you can save my number". She gave me the number and was stunned by the size of my phone (Samsung Galaxy Note 2) and tried to brag about her iPhone 5, which I told her was sexy, but it was a girly phone. I kind of interpreted it as if she was trying to validate herself to me by showing off her phone... I know, I'm an optimist.
So then the following Tuesday, I texted this to her:
9:58: "Hey, *****~ do you want to catch a film tonight?
d!ckmojo"
3 hours later she replied
13:03: "Hey d!ckmojo! I'm not sure if I was leading you on but I'm still sort of seeing this guy that lives in (nearby city) so he might not like that haha. I'm sorry!! Also, I hear you met my best friend **** at crossfit the other day? She's doing it for a month so I won't be such a loner."
I panicked at this stage and just started waffling bullsh1t
13:08: "Oh no, it was just a friendly invitation. But I understand your situation~ its no problem.
Yeah **** was there, where where you? (Box owners)'s ex ****** was running the session"
She must have felt uncomfortable about the situation now because her next reply was a total fob off
13:10: "***'s ex!? You'll have to update me on this when I see you next at crossfit. I was at the beach basking in the sun - lucky me"
I was pissed off at this stage. I hate getting rejected, its my worst character flaw. I waited 20 and then sent back some asinine reply
13:30: "Mmm, maybe not at crossfit... it'd better if we were elsewhere when we talk about it ^^"
Notice now the very short reply she sends next indicates extremely low IL
13:31: "Haha ok sure thing"
Anyway, I knew the gig was up, but I couldn't help myself and I wanted to get the last word, so sent back one last message
14:04: "Btw, you so led me on."
And that was the end of the conversation. You might be thinking "wtf, what a waste of time reading that was", but I wanted to show you guys that I don't just come here to brag, and I fvck up a lot, especially with the really hot young tight beautiful girls that are the ones I'm really interested in. It would be easy to assauge my ego and say "ah, she has a bf, so there's nothing I could do", but that's bullsh1t. She clearly is just having casual sex with some guy, who doesn't even live closeby, like a 1.5 hour drive away, and anyway, even if a chick does have a boyfriend, a good player should be able to seduce her anyway. I'm just not an alpha male in her eyes, and she doesn't even think I'm worth hanging out with for one night.
Of course, she's wrong. I'm an exciting bad boy demon sex lord and I don't give a fvck about what the devil may care, but I failed to communicate these attributes effectively to her with my body language, demeanor, actions and text messages, so the end result is this rejection.
HB9 Brunette, 20 years old, seen her once every few months at crossfit, got her number on a wednesday night. I'd previously seen her wearing a t-shirt with a barbell on it and the writing "A woman should know how to clean", which I thought was cool and she told me she'd made it herself. Well I thought that was a good idea, so I used one of those t-shirt design websites to make one for myself which says "Chicks Dig Jerks" and has a drawing of a Guy doing a Split-Jerk with Barbell over head on it.
She thought that was cool, and we were practicing our Snatch that night and she complained that it was making her shoulders sore. I do massage for a lot of the people at our crossfit box, so I said if she wanted a massage I could give her my number.
SO as she was leaving I said "ay, do you want my number?", and she was like "umm, do I want your number? Okay", so I quickly said, "Well, you give me your number and I'll prank call your phone so you can save my number". She gave me the number and was stunned by the size of my phone (Samsung Galaxy Note 2) and tried to brag about her iPhone 5, which I told her was sexy, but it was a girly phone. I kind of interpreted it as if she was trying to validate herself to me by showing off her phone... I know, I'm an optimist.
So then the following Tuesday, I texted this to her:
9:58: "Hey, *****~ do you want to catch a film tonight?
d!ckmojo"
3 hours later she replied
13:03: "Hey d!ckmojo! I'm not sure if I was leading you on but I'm still sort of seeing this guy that lives in (nearby city) so he might not like that haha. I'm sorry!! Also, I hear you met my best friend **** at crossfit the other day? She's doing it for a month so I won't be such a loner."
I panicked at this stage and just started waffling bullsh1t
13:08: "Oh no, it was just a friendly invitation. But I understand your situation~ its no problem.
Yeah **** was there, where where you? (Box owners)'s ex ****** was running the session"
She must have felt uncomfortable about the situation now because her next reply was a total fob off
13:10: "***'s ex!? You'll have to update me on this when I see you next at crossfit. I was at the beach basking in the sun - lucky me"
I was pissed off at this stage. I hate getting rejected, its my worst character flaw. I waited 20 and then sent back some asinine reply
13:30: "Mmm, maybe not at crossfit... it'd better if we were elsewhere when we talk about it ^^"
Notice now the very short reply she sends next indicates extremely low IL
13:31: "Haha ok sure thing"
Anyway, I knew the gig was up, but I couldn't help myself and I wanted to get the last word, so sent back one last message
14:04: "Btw, you so led me on."
And that was the end of the conversation. You might be thinking "wtf, what a waste of time reading that was", but I wanted to show you guys that I don't just come here to brag, and I fvck up a lot, especially with the really hot young tight beautiful girls that are the ones I'm really interested in. It would be easy to assauge my ego and say "ah, she has a bf, so there's nothing I could do", but that's bullsh1t. She clearly is just having casual sex with some guy, who doesn't even live closeby, like a 1.5 hour drive away, and anyway, even if a chick does have a boyfriend, a good player should be able to seduce her anyway. I'm just not an alpha male in her eyes, and she doesn't even think I'm worth hanging out with for one night.
Of course, she's wrong. I'm an exciting bad boy demon sex lord and I don't give a fvck about what the devil may care, but I failed to communicate these attributes effectively to her with my body language, demeanor, actions and text messages, so the end result is this rejection.
