Ok,
As some of you may already know, I was in New York last week on business.
While I was there, I was out pretty much every night, but for 4 of the nights out of six, I was stuck with my boss who is into boring pubs with hardly any women to sarge.
So I only had thursday and friday to go out and with all the frustration that had been building up, here is what happened:
Bar 1
Set 1 (2 indian chicks (HB5s), and a jewish one (HB7.5))
me: hey girls, where is good to go to around here? (with an exadurated english accent)
HB7.5: wow! are you from England?
me: yeh, London
HB7.5: wow! I love your accent!
me: thank you (thinking, damn, this is almost too easy!)
So we fluffed a little, she asked me what I did, I told her I was a pinguin trainer. She was shocked and intrigued because she wanted to know what I really did.
HB7.5: hey, so how does a pinguin trainer afford a Gucci necklace, belt, and matching shoes?
me: ummmmmm (smiling)
I could tell she was so intrigued!
so, I started with the kino, she responded very well, did the whole smelling thing, rubbed the back of her neck, leaned in and gave her a peck on the lips, number closed her and moved on with my wing to another bar. He had actually been really good keeping the HB7.5's two friends busy.
Bar 2
Set1
I was just standing around, doing my Alpha-male stuff, talking with some more work friends we met up in that bar, when I noticed two blonde chicks at the bar and one of them giving me serious IOI's. It was so obviously that I even smiled and waved at her.
So I walked over to open them with the same routine:
me: hi, I'm trying to find out where it is good to go to around here! any ideas?
HB8: eh..... (in a very strong french accent and broken english) we are not from around here
me: (thinking: damn! how unlucky is this!?!?!?)
So it turns out, they were French on holiday in NY and only one of them spoke english, and had to translate for the HB that was giving me the IOIs! So I just walked away from that set after a little fluff....... painful!
Then we walked across the road into Olives bar in the W Hotel. This place was a little more up market. This is were I met my match! I am still shocked!
We got to the bar, waiting to order, next to me there were 3 blonde chicks. I mean proxide blonde, hot as anything. Two sittind down, and one standing, facing them. She was kinda standing next to me. So I overheard them talking about stocks and shares! and financial stuff!
me: ummm... are you guys talking about stocks and shares???? (with a very curious look on my face)
HB9.5 (the one standing up): yeh, 'cus you know what? all the bleech in our hair didnt quite get to our brains!
me: (fvcking shocked! but i held my frame and smiled) that nice to know.
HB9.5: hey, nice scarf! doesnt Harry Potter have one of those????
The she laughed, her friends laughed and she high fived one of the guys i was with!!!!!
AAAAHHHHH!!!!! I was thinking what the hell is going on, i'm getting gamed by this chick. She first puts up the ***** shield, after she sees that I'm not phased by it, she gives me a neg!
me: wow! i like your accurate observation! that is EXACTLY why i bought it! isnt it nice???
Then, much to my surprised she suddently grabbed hold of my hand and said:
HB9.5: so, whats your name? where are you from?
me: (thinking: what the fvck??? if that isnt a phase shift, what is???)
me: I'm Fash and from London
HB9.5: wow, i love your accent
me: thats nice, i tell you what though, just a bit of advice, next time a guy asks you a genuine question, BE NICE!
HB9.5: no, YOU be nice!
then she licked her thumb, and stamped it on my forhead and walked off with her friends and left the bar!
WHAT THE FVCK?????????????????
anyway, at this point my drink arrive, so as i took it and sat on the stool that the blonde chick's friends had been sitting on. As i sat down, a 2-set turned up, so i offered them the seats, one sat down, but the other one stood to talk to me!
her: wow, are you from england???
me: (thinking: damn! where have i heard that before???) yeh, how are you darling?
her: i'm ok, just here for my sister inlaw's birthday
me: wow! happy birthday!!!! (gave her sister inlaw a hug)
me: so are you married to???
her: (smiling) no....
me: good!
her: ha ha ha ha ha!
then, some old guy with a hooker wanted to get to the bar, so he just came over and took her seat! i was about to go mental, but she grabbed my hand and took me away from the bar. She isolated me!
So we talked for a bit, i was doing the whole eye contact thing, went kino, stroked her hair, made her smell me, i smelled her. I had to ger so hooked:
her: bla bla bla bla bla
me: (looking at her directly in the eyes, holding her gaze)
her: ...... and i have no idea what i just said
me: me neither, i wasnt even listening!
Took her hand, went around the corner where my friends and her sister inlaw couldnt see...
me: do you wanna kiss me??
her: but i just met you!
me: thats funny, i just met you too, and when you talk to me, all i wanna do is kiss you
her: (smiling)
so i leaned in, kissed her, number closed her, took her back and moved on with my friends. They two chicks wanted to come with us and even followed us to the next place, but we then moved on without them.
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2nd night (Friday night)
Did a few sets, got a couple more numbers, the 3rd one I literally told her "look, i'm flying back 2moro, so a number is no use to me. you can come back to my hotel with me if you want"
unfortunately, she gave me the "i've just met you, i'd like to get to know you better, bla bla" i couldnt be bothered so i moved on.
Openned a group of 5 chicks. All from boston, isolated two of them, then there was one! she had a bf, who aparently made her really really happy!
So I pulled the big guns on her! i mean i was almost ruthless!
Later on, she walked over gave me a kiss on the cheek and said "you know... if i didnt have a bf and had met you tonight, things may have been different!"
So I just grabbed her and kissed her anyway! Her sister was a bit pissed with me though, but I didnt care!
i sware, i was in shock! chicks in london never say or do things like that! well not to me anyways!
So got to the last bar on friday night, around 3am. Had a little walk around. to check the place out when i spotted a booth with a guy and girl sitting down, facing each other.
The girl looked up, we caught eye contact, i smiled, she smiled back. So i just walked over and sat next to her.
I asked what their story was, and it turns out they were on their first date and really enjoying it!
This is where I went completely heartless.
As I sat there, pulled a couple of routines, the girls friend came and sat with us, then i slowly put my hand on the date girl's lap as i was talking! She didnt react in any way. So i slowly started rubbing it. Luckily the guy couldnt see.
As soon as the guy looked away, i leaned over and whispered in her ear:
me: i want you.
her, smiling! big time!
my heart was about to jump out of my chest! i really couldnt believe what i was doing!
then i leaned in again, "come with me"
so i got up and said to the guy:
me: dude! you two look great together! she is an amazing girl! you better look after her!
shook his hand, gave her a smile and walked off.
2 minutes later, what do you know, she walks over to me!
i tried to get her to come home with me, but she really couldnt as the guy she was on the date with was her brother's friend and her brother was there too.
She wanted to give me her number, so i refused it, but leaned in and kissed her! I couldnt believe it, she kissed me back, i took her to a dark corner and kissed her for ages! then she literally forced her card on me and walked off.
My night was complete!
Got a turkish kebab on the way back to my hotel, said goodbye to my work mates and came home quite contempt even though i didnt get to f-close anyone!
All in all, 2 nights of sarging, 6 numbers, 3 kiss closes.
My next trip to NY will be fun as this has been a nice learning curve!
Fash
As some of you may already know, I was in New York last week on business.
While I was there, I was out pretty much every night, but for 4 of the nights out of six, I was stuck with my boss who is into boring pubs with hardly any women to sarge.
So I only had thursday and friday to go out and with all the frustration that had been building up, here is what happened:
Bar 1
Set 1 (2 indian chicks (HB5s), and a jewish one (HB7.5))
me: hey girls, where is good to go to around here? (with an exadurated english accent)
HB7.5: wow! are you from England?
me: yeh, London
HB7.5: wow! I love your accent!
me: thank you (thinking, damn, this is almost too easy!)
So we fluffed a little, she asked me what I did, I told her I was a pinguin trainer. She was shocked and intrigued because she wanted to know what I really did.
HB7.5: hey, so how does a pinguin trainer afford a Gucci necklace, belt, and matching shoes?
me: ummmmmm (smiling)
I could tell she was so intrigued!
so, I started with the kino, she responded very well, did the whole smelling thing, rubbed the back of her neck, leaned in and gave her a peck on the lips, number closed her and moved on with my wing to another bar. He had actually been really good keeping the HB7.5's two friends busy.
Bar 2
Set1
I was just standing around, doing my Alpha-male stuff, talking with some more work friends we met up in that bar, when I noticed two blonde chicks at the bar and one of them giving me serious IOI's. It was so obviously that I even smiled and waved at her.
So I walked over to open them with the same routine:
me: hi, I'm trying to find out where it is good to go to around here! any ideas?
HB8: eh..... (in a very strong french accent and broken english) we are not from around here
me: (thinking: damn! how unlucky is this!?!?!?)
So it turns out, they were French on holiday in NY and only one of them spoke english, and had to translate for the HB that was giving me the IOIs! So I just walked away from that set after a little fluff....... painful!
Then we walked across the road into Olives bar in the W Hotel. This place was a little more up market. This is were I met my match! I am still shocked!
We got to the bar, waiting to order, next to me there were 3 blonde chicks. I mean proxide blonde, hot as anything. Two sittind down, and one standing, facing them. She was kinda standing next to me. So I overheard them talking about stocks and shares! and financial stuff!
me: ummm... are you guys talking about stocks and shares???? (with a very curious look on my face)
HB9.5 (the one standing up): yeh, 'cus you know what? all the bleech in our hair didnt quite get to our brains!
me: (fvcking shocked! but i held my frame and smiled) that nice to know.
HB9.5: hey, nice scarf! doesnt Harry Potter have one of those????
The she laughed, her friends laughed and she high fived one of the guys i was with!!!!!
AAAAHHHHH!!!!! I was thinking what the hell is going on, i'm getting gamed by this chick. She first puts up the ***** shield, after she sees that I'm not phased by it, she gives me a neg!
me: wow! i like your accurate observation! that is EXACTLY why i bought it! isnt it nice???
Then, much to my surprised she suddently grabbed hold of my hand and said:
HB9.5: so, whats your name? where are you from?
me: (thinking: what the fvck??? if that isnt a phase shift, what is???)
me: I'm Fash and from London
HB9.5: wow, i love your accent
me: thats nice, i tell you what though, just a bit of advice, next time a guy asks you a genuine question, BE NICE!
HB9.5: no, YOU be nice!
then she licked her thumb, and stamped it on my forhead and walked off with her friends and left the bar!
WHAT THE FVCK?????????????????
anyway, at this point my drink arrive, so as i took it and sat on the stool that the blonde chick's friends had been sitting on. As i sat down, a 2-set turned up, so i offered them the seats, one sat down, but the other one stood to talk to me!
her: wow, are you from england???
me: (thinking: damn! where have i heard that before???) yeh, how are you darling?
her: i'm ok, just here for my sister inlaw's birthday
me: wow! happy birthday!!!! (gave her sister inlaw a hug)
me: so are you married to???
her: (smiling) no....
me: good!
her: ha ha ha ha ha!
then, some old guy with a hooker wanted to get to the bar, so he just came over and took her seat! i was about to go mental, but she grabbed my hand and took me away from the bar. She isolated me!
So we talked for a bit, i was doing the whole eye contact thing, went kino, stroked her hair, made her smell me, i smelled her. I had to ger so hooked:
her: bla bla bla bla bla
me: (looking at her directly in the eyes, holding her gaze)
her: ...... and i have no idea what i just said
me: me neither, i wasnt even listening!
Took her hand, went around the corner where my friends and her sister inlaw couldnt see...
me: do you wanna kiss me??
her: but i just met you!
me: thats funny, i just met you too, and when you talk to me, all i wanna do is kiss you
her: (smiling)
so i leaned in, kissed her, number closed her, took her back and moved on with my friends. They two chicks wanted to come with us and even followed us to the next place, but we then moved on without them.
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2nd night (Friday night)
Did a few sets, got a couple more numbers, the 3rd one I literally told her "look, i'm flying back 2moro, so a number is no use to me. you can come back to my hotel with me if you want"
unfortunately, she gave me the "i've just met you, i'd like to get to know you better, bla bla" i couldnt be bothered so i moved on.
Openned a group of 5 chicks. All from boston, isolated two of them, then there was one! she had a bf, who aparently made her really really happy!
So I pulled the big guns on her! i mean i was almost ruthless!
Later on, she walked over gave me a kiss on the cheek and said "you know... if i didnt have a bf and had met you tonight, things may have been different!"
So I just grabbed her and kissed her anyway! Her sister was a bit pissed with me though, but I didnt care!
i sware, i was in shock! chicks in london never say or do things like that! well not to me anyways!
So got to the last bar on friday night, around 3am. Had a little walk around. to check the place out when i spotted a booth with a guy and girl sitting down, facing each other.
The girl looked up, we caught eye contact, i smiled, she smiled back. So i just walked over and sat next to her.
I asked what their story was, and it turns out they were on their first date and really enjoying it!
This is where I went completely heartless.
As I sat there, pulled a couple of routines, the girls friend came and sat with us, then i slowly put my hand on the date girl's lap as i was talking! She didnt react in any way. So i slowly started rubbing it. Luckily the guy couldnt see.
As soon as the guy looked away, i leaned over and whispered in her ear:
me: i want you.
her, smiling! big time!
my heart was about to jump out of my chest! i really couldnt believe what i was doing!
then i leaned in again, "come with me"
so i got up and said to the guy:
me: dude! you two look great together! she is an amazing girl! you better look after her!
shook his hand, gave her a smile and walked off.
2 minutes later, what do you know, she walks over to me!
i tried to get her to come home with me, but she really couldnt as the guy she was on the date with was her brother's friend and her brother was there too.
She wanted to give me her number, so i refused it, but leaned in and kissed her! I couldnt believe it, she kissed me back, i took her to a dark corner and kissed her for ages! then she literally forced her card on me and walked off.
My night was complete!
Got a turkish kebab on the way back to my hotel, said goodbye to my work mates and came home quite contempt even though i didnt get to f-close anyone!
All in all, 2 nights of sarging, 6 numbers, 3 kiss closes.
My next trip to NY will be fun as this has been a nice learning curve!
Fash
