slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
LMAO I noticed that too.HolyG said:It Was Stickied!!! Ahahahahahah....
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
LMAO I noticed that too.HolyG said:It Was Stickied!!! Ahahahahahah....
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
"blah blah blah i won't even read that long paragraph, but it's clearly KBJish with your 1000+ posts in a few months."ElStud said:Sigh... This forum is really sad. It's got to be a point where newbies who have less than 20 post rule the forum. When guys actually go out and do sh1t they are laughed upon and overall, the overall seriousness level of the forum has really dropped if some stupid sh1t like this gets stickied. You might as well call it the Kindergarden Forum, because the DJ forum is gone and has been taken over by trolls and KBJ's. Haha, get your kiddy laugh in, but where's there after that? Nothing. No girls, no progress, no laugh, just a high you get from coming to a forum and acting like you have more success than everyone else. In the end, the KBJ's are the fools, the real DJ's on this forum don't even post because they realize how much the quality has dropped. You can make jokes, but in the end the jokes on you, Obliteraga. Besides, where are your FR's? Nowhere. You can make fun of other people going out, but you'd sh1t your pants if you EVER tried going out yourself. This isn't the DJ Forum, this is the "Number Pirates" forum. To guys if you don't get "Number" or the girl doesn't suck your d1ck at the end of the approach, it's not successful, even if she's clearly interested. You guys aren't out to have a good time with a girl, get to know her and eventually escalate stuff, you guys are about TRICKING the girl and being FAKE to eventually lead her into sex. The numbers of newbies who come here with instantaneous success is hilarious and these "newbies" with instantaneous advice, along with older trolls are the only ones who give advice here.
Oh, can't read that much little toddler? I'm sorry. Maybe you should buy the abridged version of my posts. But making jokes to hide the fact that you cannot read is just bad. The joke is on you, Obliteraga. The thing is that you don't get enough attention in real life, so you've got to joke on the guys who are actually trying and improving. Man, you're a sad one, I don't get it, why don't you just go out? Oh, I know why, because it's so much easier to JOKE on those improving, than to just get off your ass and go out.Michele said:"blah blah blah i won't even read that long paragraph, but it's clearly KBJish with your 1000+ posts in a few months."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Actually I think some of those were direct quotes..ElStud said:Trying out for the King of Making Sh1t Up Award? If so, you're doing well. Seriously though, I can confidently say 99% of that is BS that you took out of your ass.
As a member for a few years I'm more concerned with how sad the state of the forum is when guys who rack up a 1000 posts in a few months act like they are not really newbies.ElStud said:Sigh... This forum is really sad. It's got to be a point where newbies who have less than 20 post rule the forum.
Re-read this and answer me how you aren't the exact person your talking about?ElStud said:When guys actually go out and do sh1t they are laughed upon and overall, the overall seriousness level of the forum has really dropped if some stupid sh1t like this gets stickied. You might as well call it the Kindergarden Forum, because the DJ forum is gone and has been taken over by trolls and KBJ's. Haha, get your kiddy laugh in, but where's there after that? Nothing. No girls, no progress, no laugh, just a high you get from coming to a forum and acting like you have more success than everyone else. In the end, the ones joking on others improvement are the fools, the real DJ's on this forum don't even post because they realize how much the quality has dropped.
This might be the best definition of irony I have ever seen. Not sure if you understand or not, but El Stud you kind of joined this site a few months back racked up over a 1000 posts by posting interactions that never proved any success. The kids who talk **** who dont get laid either are just as bad as you, but your disregard for advice from people who actually get laid around here puts you in an even worse category. What is the point of posting FRs if you wont change your technique? This is especially important for you since your techniques are the worst that I've ever seen anyone on this site try to promote.ElStud said:You can make jokes, but in the end the jokes on you, Obliteraga. You're so quick to make fun of other peoples FR's, but you're FR's are nowhere to be found.
But this isn't the "DJ Forum", this is the "Kindergarden Forum", a forum where trolls, KBJ'S and overall flamers spam and give advice. It's gotten to the point that people can come out of nowhere and act like they have DJ success and people will actually BLINDLY BELIEVE THEM, despite no FR's or proof of success.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Or maybe, you should just get a life and leave the people who are trying and improving alone. And so what if you make a thread full of bullsh1t and get the whole forum to fvcking hate me? That means nothing because I'll still be improving and I'll still go out and really what the whole "forum" thinks of me will be irrelevant because the forum is not my life, like it is to a lot of people on this board. If people even took ONE SECOND to look at a REAL FR of mine, they'd realize that Obliteragass or whatevers post is completely bullsh1t.Michele said:well... maybe if the mods banning your Viper, MikeViper AND MrConfidence (for the people who don't remember) wasn't subtle enough... well i guess they stickied this to show EVERYONE (AND the new members for once) that you are an idiot.
i guess it's much easier to just keep this stickied instead of banning your MANY different usernames... it keeps the new members aware.
actually... to think of it... the OP did only have 20 posts, maybe even the new members can easily recognize an idiot.
scratch all that above... you're just not liked at all.
Are you skiptomypoo? Maybe this is dejavu but seeing another virgin troll with no game trying to defend himself is at least mildly entertaining for me.ElStud said:Ban the guy who's improving and let the trolls and KBJ's like you who aren't doing sh1t continue to roam? That's a bright idea. If anyone should be banned, it's a number of YOU GUYS. What do I do? I post FR's and you guys literally SPAM and TROLL the hell out of them. I just post the FR's, the spamming and trolling is YOUR doing. I'm doing nothing wrong, but most of you guys are constantly breaking the rules by spamming and trolling perfectly good threads. Don't got anything good to say? Don't have any advice to give? Then don't fvcking post.
Point is, to ban me for trolling, would basically be banning me for something I don't do. So what would I be banned for? Being one of the only guys on the forum who goes out? I don't know.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Haha, you say "virgin" like I said I wasn't a virgin. Yeah, sure this is entertaining for you, but the way you talk... Don't you have some girl you can call up to entertain you? I'm just saying a guy like you should probably have another source of entertainment. Unless of course this forum is your life or something.belividere said:Are you skiptomypoo? Maybe this is dejavu but seeing another virgin troll with no game trying to defend himself is at least mildly entertaining for me.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.