"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: egras eht nO

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lebRambo

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
PS - For those who dont know what my FR title means - its On the sarge writ backwards lol
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[sarcasm] holy sh*t he's right! I would have NEVER worked that out! [/sarcasm] :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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No worries mate - just picture the glory days ahead of us when we tear up chicago. . .

Btw - i'm making friends w/ most of good club owners and bouncers so I don't have to wait in line and get into the VIP rooms, etc. I'm not going to all this work for nothing so you guys should come to ottawa soon.
 
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Originally posted by The_Shezzler

Me: You have something on your back!
HB9: Well get it off for me!
Me: If what?
HB: Pleasssssse!
Me: Ok - ewwwwwwww what is it?!?! (id taken some dryer lint out with me haha - 'Style' style!!
HB: (looking embarrassed) Hmm im not sure - it might have fallen off there! (points to speaker)
Me: Oh yea sure it did! You should always wear clean clothes!
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I'm gonna have to steal this opener, props to you! (or Style)
 
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