"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR/DR: Cute career chick, fishnet stockings

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Some of you may remember my last FR about the Columbian chick I F-closed in Spain last week....

Well the night before I flew out, I was out with some work guys. Spotted a real cutey. About 5'5" slim, dark hair, green eyes with a real ice-b1tch look on her face.

Round ONE

She walked up to the cigarette machine next to where I was sitting in the bar...

me: wow! you've got two bags! Whats the story with that?

She just gave me this look as if I was scum and I had just sworn at her mother. Got her cigarettes and walked off. :nervous:

Round TWO

She walked past towards the dance floor...

me: ummm HELLO!?!?!?!

She looked over, gave me yet another dirty looked and walked past :(

Round THREE

She was walking past again, and I got up and litterally stood infront of her, stopped her, and said...

Me: Can I just ask you a quick question
Her: (giving me a fed up look) go on...
Me: Why the hell are you so p1ssed off???
Her: because I heard about my pay increase today, and I'm not happy about the fact that I've had to cancel a car that I had ordered.
Me: wow. that sucks! I kinds know how you feel though. Which car was it?
Her: Audi A4 Quattro.
Me: wow! (smiling) I like your taste. Let me guess.... RED?
Her: (smiling now) yeh! how did you guess?
Me: well you look like you've got a wild side to you. and I made the effort to talk to you even though you were a complete b1tch to me earlier
Her: oh i'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I'm just in a bad mood...

Anyway... I then hit her with some c+f, a bit of fluffing, some subtle kino...

Her: you know, you are really cute. i like you
Me: Oh gee! thanks! i'm SOOOOO glad! (in a sarcastic way)
Me: anyway, I gotta get back to my friends
Her: you should take my number

So I handed her my phone, gave her a kiss on the cheek and sent her on her way...

5 minutes later, she was hovering aroung me again....

I just walked over, took her to a quiet corner, told her to smell my neck. and she did.

I then turned her face and kiss closed her! Man I really really toyed with her! i was carressing her lips with my fingers, biting them, licking them, really sensual kissing. none of that toungue down her throat business... She was absolutely melting! It was so much fun!

So anyway, I told her I would call her next week when I get back from spain.

I called her on Monday night, she picked up, was very happy to hear from me, and we decided to out on Thursday night. She works literally next to my building, so we went to my usual bar.

Met her there at 6pm, fishnet tights, black suit, very lady like with a naughty touch...

Bought a bottle of champagne (because I remembered she was drinking champagne the night we met) and sat and started talking.

Within minutes, she was kissing me, going absolutely crazy..

Me: You know, I think fishnet tights are soooo sexy?
Her: so you like BOTH of them?
Me: :eek: stockings????? OH MY GOD!

Then she lifted up her skirt to prove it.... :rolleyes:

Anyways, we kissed so more, I ran the CUBE routine on her, she was impressed at how accurate I was able to describe her from her answers...

We the proceeded to quite a posh bar, where we got asked to "behave" when she was sat on my lap snogging my face off...

We the moved to another bar, danced, kissed her some more, then proceeded to reach up her skirt, and take full advantage of the accessibility.

Mmmmmm she was so wet I litterally had her juices running down my fingers. I tried the f-close suggestion when she was in that highly aroused state but her anti-slut barrier was quite strong!

She then said...

Her: I promise you, when the time is right i'm going to fvck your brains out!
Me: :woo: :woo: :woo:

So anyway, we left, I walked her to the station and went home.

She wanted to meet me for lunch today, but I was busy. Might see her tonight. Gonna try and go for the f-close on the weekend. I'll keep you guys posted...
 

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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I wouldn't have done that. I wouldn't have taken her ****. But kudos to you. I was wondering about you last week, because you make great FRs and hadn't shown yourself.
 

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SamePendo said:
I was wondering about you last week, because you make great FRs and hadn't shown yourself.
I know... I had decided to stay away from the game for a while, and be more passive about pick-up.

To be honest, it has somehow made me more successful! I am having more success now than ever. I posted another FR the other day, not sure if you saw it: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=100483

Anyway...

The career chick made the effort to drop by the bar I was at after work last night and see me.

Her: I've thought about you A LOT today. I keep thinking about the things we DIDN'T do last night.
Me: :D

So she has suggested that we book a night in some country retreat somewhere quiet and posh next weekend for a major shag-fest.

Looking forward to it!

Turns out she is 27. I told her I'm 24 and she was totally cool with it! Result!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pure gold stuff mate. Nice one. I would have taken that Bshield as "Talk to me and I will make you wish you were born a women"
What I want to know is....
How did you know you would break it and were not wasting your time?
She obiously didnt show you any IOIs

Plus HB rating out of 10?

After that break down it seems like she turned to putty in your fingers.


Excellent field report mate
 

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Tomatoes said:
How did you know you would break it and were not wasting your time?
She obiously didnt show you any IOIs
To be honest, I didnt know if I was going to break it or not, but I didn't care. I mean for some reason, I had no fear of approaching her again. The way I saw it is, I'm gonna do my best, if I get her, then I get her, if I don't, I dont! Her loss!

As it turns out, I met up with her last night, went to the cinema, and later I had a part of my body down her throat... :rolleyes:

She is booking a dirty weekend away this weekend.

Tomatoes said:
Plus HB rating out of 10?
She is about a HB7.5/HB8. Her best feature are her green eyes. Absolutely hypnotic! and a little bit slimmer than I normally go for, so for some guys she might be HB8+.
 

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As it turns out, I met up with her last night, went to the cinema, and later I had a part of my body down her throat...
Lol so the **** block is down then :D

I have seen some pics of girls you have pulled in the past. I know you have good taste.

Liking the "Not give a **** attitude". Must say i still would have bottled and given up on this particular.

Nice one mate. Bring on the weekend!
 

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Was buying the champagne a smooth move? It's definetely not a cheap date if you go with anything decent. Even Moet` is going to run you 50 pounds or so.
 

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Charm said:
Was buying the champagne a smooth move? It's definetely not a cheap date if you go with anything decent. Even Moet` is going to run you 50 pounds or so.
HA HA!

This is why you should always take a girl to places you are familiar with. I work in the City in London and there are lots of bars that have "happy hour" offers from 5-7:30pm in a very discreet, non cheesy way.

The one I normally go to, has ALL drinks at half price during happy hour. The bottle of champagne I bought was £32 but I just paid £16. :yes:
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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