My friend Swiss and I decide to hit clubs. I thought he would make a good wing since when it comes to babes, our tastes differ a lot.
So he picks me up, and when we get near "Abyss" we make a stop to ask for directions. Young looking HB7.5 with a (boy)friend (?). I ask her for directions, she gives them, and asks me what kind of music Swiss and I like, so she can recommend us appropriate club. I'm like "any club with hot babes", she's laughing and she says she can show us if we give her a ride. We didn't want her friend around and there were two of us so we pass. Not a bad start though.
In a few mins we find Abyss, park and in front of the club we spot like 20 HBs most of them were 8s and 9s with only a few guys around. Every man's dream. So we are getting ready to get in, but it was a private party and we didn't have invitations. There was a set of 6 Hbs and one guy and they got turned down by security, so Swiss and I don't even bother trying to get in. I try to open a set with "private party, huh?" and one of the HBs responds "yep, the bouncer didn't even want to talk to us" and I'm like "yeah that sucks" and she's like "maybe we can party here in front of the club" to which I respond but then the set is about to leave and she goes with them. Could have played it better but the night was young, we weren't warmed up enough and I honestly didn't expect her to be that nice (HB9). Will deffinitely have to check out this place some time soon.
We move on to other clubs - 3 clubs in a row. In one was a private party which leaves us with 2 of them. We enter the 1st and it's ok, noting exceptional, just OK (after those sets at Abyss nothing is cool enough any more). We take seats at bar and order beers. Swiss looks around and spots a HB and says he'll approach as soon as she loses the guys around her. I try to find a HB for me but there's only one HB9 with a guyfriend, possible BF so I decide to be a good wing and approach the friend of Swiss's HB, who is by the way HB7.5.
We spend one hour there just sitting and discussing cars and babes, but Swiss's girl is constantly talking to some guys and each time with a new guy and I say to Swiss that this is gonna be a bi*ch but he's a persistant motherf*cker.
At this point the set (2 HBs and several guys) moves to the other club and Swiss immidiately jumps off his chair and says, we're gonna get them. I'm like wtf but I say it's cool and we go behind them and get in line for the club2. I tell Swiss that we can easily trigger their stalker alarm but since we're already in the line we both say what the hell and get in the club.
We get couple of beers and look around for the set, Swiss spots them and they're with yet another set of guys. I start busting my wing's balls giving him lame pick up lines to use on his hb "sit in my lap and we'll see what pops up", "do you have a cell? my mom told me to call her when I fall in love", "hey do you know a good pick up line?". Swiss is like "dude u suck" and I'm like "wait a minute, the last opener sounds pretty good" and I decide to use it in a cold approach.
Next to me I see a HB in corner of my eye, but I can't rate her since I didn't really check her out, no EC etc. So I move in:
Me: hey, do you know a good pick up line? (at this point I see she's a 7)
HB7: I dunno, maybe "can I buy you a drink and pick it up from there"
(I'm like "I don't think so")
Me: Oh that's pretty cool, thank you. My friend over here needs help to approach some chick.
HB7 (now facing me and leaning in): OK...so how old are you?
Me: Take a wild guess.
HB7: I dunno, maybe 18?
Me (LMAO): Jeezus, not even close. I'm 25.
HB7 (laughing real hard)
Me: yeh, that's 2 and 5.
HB7: ok sorry, but I think that's cool.
Me: well this is my new record, up untill now, I've been told I was 19, but never that I was 18. So are you 18?
HB7: thank you very much, but no, I'm 21.
Me: cool
HB7 (extends her hand): I'm Sandra, what's ur name
Me: Magico, glad to meet you.
Somewhere during our little convo, Swiss picks up his balls and opens his target. Mad props to him for that, she was surrounded with guys.
I keep fluffing HB7 she's all smiles and sweetness, somewhere during the convo a guy friend of hers comes and she hands him her cell phone for whatever reason. We kinda run out of sh*t to talk about:
HB7: so where did you go for holidays?
Me: I was in _____
HB7: pretty cool
Me: So we can continue this convo some other time...
HB7 (while I'm reaching for my cell): yeh that'd be cool
I enter her name and let her enter the digits. She says "don't worry if I'm out of reach during next 7 days, I'll be abroad". I say "OK it was nice talking to you", give her a small hug and as i was about to move on to Swiss's set, HB7 pulls me in and gives me a peck on the cheek. C-ya.
Swiss is pretty fly for a white guy lol and I'm very glad to see him macking on his target. I say "sup", ask her something and move on to open her friend. Their guy friends are still around, but they're not giving us trouble. I open Hb7.5 with some situational sh*t, she is responsive and we engage in convo but I try not to get too coo eager with her since Sandra is like 5 feet away and her friends can see me. I try to get Swiss to ask for his their digits (not very cool, I kinda forgot Swiss was a Topgun in this set and I was supposed to be a wing). So I talk some more to HB7.5, she tells me her name and asks for mine, I get IOIs but she can sense I'm just half assing. Either that or she saw me closing Sandra. I look around and guess what...none of their guy friends are around any more! Anyways, the set is about to leave, HB7.5 says they'll be back in 20 mins and Swiss #closes his target.
I was gonna high five Swiss but he's like "dude, don't do this sh*t, I don't want them to see it".
So we leave the club around 2:30, there are people still coming in (do we have some cool nightlife around or what?), I'm pretty high now (few bears and testhosterone pumping), we spot a coupla HBs 8-9 getting out of the car, giving us EC, I say "sup", HB gives me this silent "hey" after which I see their borefriends...ouch.
Swiss and I call it a night and make plans to try and get together with his target and HB7.5 tonight. We'll see how that goes.
As far as my opener on Sandra, I never thought it would work, but it did. I'm planning to escalate it next time. I'm gonna use it like
me: "hey you know a good pick up line"
her: well maybe "you look very good tonight"
me: "you look very good tonight".
Requires a right mindframe but should be fun.
Anyways...do you know a good pick up line?
So he picks me up, and when we get near "Abyss" we make a stop to ask for directions. Young looking HB7.5 with a (boy)friend (?). I ask her for directions, she gives them, and asks me what kind of music Swiss and I like, so she can recommend us appropriate club. I'm like "any club with hot babes", she's laughing and she says she can show us if we give her a ride. We didn't want her friend around and there were two of us so we pass. Not a bad start though.
In a few mins we find Abyss, park and in front of the club we spot like 20 HBs most of them were 8s and 9s with only a few guys around. Every man's dream. So we are getting ready to get in, but it was a private party and we didn't have invitations. There was a set of 6 Hbs and one guy and they got turned down by security, so Swiss and I don't even bother trying to get in. I try to open a set with "private party, huh?" and one of the HBs responds "yep, the bouncer didn't even want to talk to us" and I'm like "yeah that sucks" and she's like "maybe we can party here in front of the club" to which I respond but then the set is about to leave and she goes with them. Could have played it better but the night was young, we weren't warmed up enough and I honestly didn't expect her to be that nice (HB9). Will deffinitely have to check out this place some time soon.
We move on to other clubs - 3 clubs in a row. In one was a private party which leaves us with 2 of them. We enter the 1st and it's ok, noting exceptional, just OK (after those sets at Abyss nothing is cool enough any more). We take seats at bar and order beers. Swiss looks around and spots a HB and says he'll approach as soon as she loses the guys around her. I try to find a HB for me but there's only one HB9 with a guyfriend, possible BF so I decide to be a good wing and approach the friend of Swiss's HB, who is by the way HB7.5.
We spend one hour there just sitting and discussing cars and babes, but Swiss's girl is constantly talking to some guys and each time with a new guy and I say to Swiss that this is gonna be a bi*ch but he's a persistant motherf*cker.
At this point the set (2 HBs and several guys) moves to the other club and Swiss immidiately jumps off his chair and says, we're gonna get them. I'm like wtf but I say it's cool and we go behind them and get in line for the club2. I tell Swiss that we can easily trigger their stalker alarm but since we're already in the line we both say what the hell and get in the club.
We get couple of beers and look around for the set, Swiss spots them and they're with yet another set of guys. I start busting my wing's balls giving him lame pick up lines to use on his hb "sit in my lap and we'll see what pops up", "do you have a cell? my mom told me to call her when I fall in love", "hey do you know a good pick up line?". Swiss is like "dude u suck" and I'm like "wait a minute, the last opener sounds pretty good" and I decide to use it in a cold approach.
Next to me I see a HB in corner of my eye, but I can't rate her since I didn't really check her out, no EC etc. So I move in:
Me: hey, do you know a good pick up line? (at this point I see she's a 7)
HB7: I dunno, maybe "can I buy you a drink and pick it up from there"
(I'm like "I don't think so")
Me: Oh that's pretty cool, thank you. My friend over here needs help to approach some chick.
HB7 (now facing me and leaning in): OK...so how old are you?
Me: Take a wild guess.
HB7: I dunno, maybe 18?
Me (LMAO): Jeezus, not even close. I'm 25.
HB7 (laughing real hard)
Me: yeh, that's 2 and 5.
HB7: ok sorry, but I think that's cool.
Me: well this is my new record, up untill now, I've been told I was 19, but never that I was 18. So are you 18?
HB7: thank you very much, but no, I'm 21.
Me: cool
HB7 (extends her hand): I'm Sandra, what's ur name
Me: Magico, glad to meet you.
Somewhere during our little convo, Swiss picks up his balls and opens his target. Mad props to him for that, she was surrounded with guys.
I keep fluffing HB7 she's all smiles and sweetness, somewhere during the convo a guy friend of hers comes and she hands him her cell phone for whatever reason. We kinda run out of sh*t to talk about:
HB7: so where did you go for holidays?
Me: I was in _____
HB7: pretty cool
Me: So we can continue this convo some other time...
HB7 (while I'm reaching for my cell): yeh that'd be cool
I enter her name and let her enter the digits. She says "don't worry if I'm out of reach during next 7 days, I'll be abroad". I say "OK it was nice talking to you", give her a small hug and as i was about to move on to Swiss's set, HB7 pulls me in and gives me a peck on the cheek. C-ya.
Swiss is pretty fly for a white guy lol and I'm very glad to see him macking on his target. I say "sup", ask her something and move on to open her friend. Their guy friends are still around, but they're not giving us trouble. I open Hb7.5 with some situational sh*t, she is responsive and we engage in convo but I try not to get too coo eager with her since Sandra is like 5 feet away and her friends can see me. I try to get Swiss to ask for his their digits (not very cool, I kinda forgot Swiss was a Topgun in this set and I was supposed to be a wing). So I talk some more to HB7.5, she tells me her name and asks for mine, I get IOIs but she can sense I'm just half assing. Either that or she saw me closing Sandra. I look around and guess what...none of their guy friends are around any more! Anyways, the set is about to leave, HB7.5 says they'll be back in 20 mins and Swiss #closes his target.
I was gonna high five Swiss but he's like "dude, don't do this sh*t, I don't want them to see it".
So we leave the club around 2:30, there are people still coming in (do we have some cool nightlife around or what?), I'm pretty high now (few bears and testhosterone pumping), we spot a coupla HBs 8-9 getting out of the car, giving us EC, I say "sup", HB gives me this silent "hey" after which I see their borefriends...ouch.
Swiss and I call it a night and make plans to try and get together with his target and HB7.5 tonight. We'll see how that goes.
As far as my opener on Sandra, I never thought it would work, but it did. I'm planning to escalate it next time. I'm gonna use it like
me: "hey you know a good pick up line"
her: well maybe "you look very good tonight"
me: "you look very good tonight".
Requires a right mindframe but should be fun.
Anyways...do you know a good pick up line?