GodsGiftToFatBirds
Senior Don Juan
Alright, time for a brief field report, I haven't got an awful lot to report but I'll post it anyway so you guys can critique it for me.
Went out tonight to the students' union where i work, Monday's generally quite a big party night but not especially for me cos i was driving so restricted to just the 1 pint.
Bit restricted too by the fact that i didn't get there till half 11 for a night which finished at 1.
Pretty much first person i saw in there was an ex of mine from last year, she came bouncing over to me going 'OMG i haven't seen you for ages, how are you? bla bla', i can't be that arsed with her though even though shes hot and was touchy feely and stuff, she's a b!tch and I decided i had bigger fish to fry.
So once i found my mates, we generally just chilled for half an hour or so, whenever I go to a club sober, it tends to take me a while to get in the right state of mind for approaching anyway, can find it hard to project my voice to start with.
I only really had time to get 2 approaches in once i got going (not counting girls who we talked to cos they were friends or friends of friends etc) which is sh!t really, i need to get in the place much earlier.
Approach 1 was on a HB7.5 checking out the dance floor from the balcony, I'm like 'right, who ya checking out then?', she was foreign unfortunately and din't understand, she was like 'I am drunk and I live in Poland'. Decided she probably wasn't worth that much effort!
Approach 2 was much better, was on 2 girls (HB6.5 and HB8) getting water from the water fountain, heard them saying they couldn't find someone they'd lost, i was like 'you lost someone?',
Them: Yeh
Me: who is it?
Them: our 2 housemates
Me: I saw them over there (pointing)
Them: (one of them hits me playfully) You don't even know them
Me: No but they might be over there. Are they blokes or girls?
Them: 2 guys
Me: Yeh I saw 2 guys just over there! I've lost my mate as well actually, i don't think he's very well (lead into story about my mate from here), i can only stay for a minute cos i'd better go and look for him (this was deliberate, using a time constraint, read it in The Game, worked quite well cos they were happy to keep chatting)
Anyway I chatted them up really well for the next 20 minutes, started busting on them loads, my best one was when I was chatting just to the HB6.5 and i turn to the HB8 and i'm like 'you're very quiet, have you got nothing better to do than stand there perving at me?' and she playfully hits me and is like 'i'm so not perving', i'm like 'yes you are, stop it, i find it disturbing' etc etc, the convo gets very flirty towards the end, i've got my arms round both of them and the HB8 is loving me, she keeps putting 1 hand on my hip and pushing her breasts into my arm as they gets much closer than she needs to to talk to me, haha.
Anyway, at the end, I'm like 'well i need to get going anyway, I'll take your numbers' and get both of their phone numbers, then i'm like 'give us a kiss' and kiss them both on the cheek, then i'm like 'girl on girl' and they kiss each other, the HB6.5 goes for the lips and the HB8 pulls away, and i bust on her for that, asking all the probing lesbian questions, they mention that the HB8 is going to stay at the HB6.5's house at the weekend and they'll have to share a double bed, I'm like 'Do you think anything will happen'
Them: 'No!'
Me: 'Not even a little heavy petting once the lights are out?'
Them: 'No!!'
Me: 'What about if you both come back one night and you've both had a bit to drink and you're really enjoying each other's company and things start to get just a little out of hand?' etc etc (I love ripping on girls for being lesbians, its hilarious)
Eventually, they agree that should anything happen, they'll film it on their camera phones and send me the video, haha. (They knew this was all joking, btw, they were cracking up all the way through)
So anyway, that was the night, I liked the HB8 and could tell she was digging me but didn't see a ONS happening so didn't try anything, think i'll call her in a couple of days.
Any thoughts/opinions/comments?
Went out tonight to the students' union where i work, Monday's generally quite a big party night but not especially for me cos i was driving so restricted to just the 1 pint.
Bit restricted too by the fact that i didn't get there till half 11 for a night which finished at 1.
Pretty much first person i saw in there was an ex of mine from last year, she came bouncing over to me going 'OMG i haven't seen you for ages, how are you? bla bla', i can't be that arsed with her though even though shes hot and was touchy feely and stuff, she's a b!tch and I decided i had bigger fish to fry.
So once i found my mates, we generally just chilled for half an hour or so, whenever I go to a club sober, it tends to take me a while to get in the right state of mind for approaching anyway, can find it hard to project my voice to start with.
I only really had time to get 2 approaches in once i got going (not counting girls who we talked to cos they were friends or friends of friends etc) which is sh!t really, i need to get in the place much earlier.
Approach 1 was on a HB7.5 checking out the dance floor from the balcony, I'm like 'right, who ya checking out then?', she was foreign unfortunately and din't understand, she was like 'I am drunk and I live in Poland'. Decided she probably wasn't worth that much effort!
Approach 2 was much better, was on 2 girls (HB6.5 and HB8) getting water from the water fountain, heard them saying they couldn't find someone they'd lost, i was like 'you lost someone?',
Them: Yeh
Me: who is it?
Them: our 2 housemates
Me: I saw them over there (pointing)
Them: (one of them hits me playfully) You don't even know them
Me: No but they might be over there. Are they blokes or girls?
Them: 2 guys
Me: Yeh I saw 2 guys just over there! I've lost my mate as well actually, i don't think he's very well (lead into story about my mate from here), i can only stay for a minute cos i'd better go and look for him (this was deliberate, using a time constraint, read it in The Game, worked quite well cos they were happy to keep chatting)
Anyway I chatted them up really well for the next 20 minutes, started busting on them loads, my best one was when I was chatting just to the HB6.5 and i turn to the HB8 and i'm like 'you're very quiet, have you got nothing better to do than stand there perving at me?' and she playfully hits me and is like 'i'm so not perving', i'm like 'yes you are, stop it, i find it disturbing' etc etc, the convo gets very flirty towards the end, i've got my arms round both of them and the HB8 is loving me, she keeps putting 1 hand on my hip and pushing her breasts into my arm as they gets much closer than she needs to to talk to me, haha.
Anyway, at the end, I'm like 'well i need to get going anyway, I'll take your numbers' and get both of their phone numbers, then i'm like 'give us a kiss' and kiss them both on the cheek, then i'm like 'girl on girl' and they kiss each other, the HB6.5 goes for the lips and the HB8 pulls away, and i bust on her for that, asking all the probing lesbian questions, they mention that the HB8 is going to stay at the HB6.5's house at the weekend and they'll have to share a double bed, I'm like 'Do you think anything will happen'
Them: 'No!'
Me: 'Not even a little heavy petting once the lights are out?'
Them: 'No!!'
Me: 'What about if you both come back one night and you've both had a bit to drink and you're really enjoying each other's company and things start to get just a little out of hand?' etc etc (I love ripping on girls for being lesbians, its hilarious)
Eventually, they agree that should anything happen, they'll film it on their camera phones and send me the video, haha. (They knew this was all joking, btw, they were cracking up all the way through)
So anyway, that was the night, I liked the HB8 and could tell she was digging me but didn't see a ONS happening so didn't try anything, think i'll call her in a couple of days.
Any thoughts/opinions/comments?