"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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FR: Classroom f-close on v-day

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I Love being single on valentines day! I had a great time and yes, when the feminine matrix breaks down - we can effectively take advantage. Cheers fellas.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Saw this girl in class again.. I thought it was going to be a little awkward, but it wasn't. She was excited to see me, and then I asked for her phone number, she of course gives me it.

When I asked for her phone number - this guy that was sitting next to me looked shocked that I asked for it - The funny thing is he doesn't know I already banged this chick after only knowing her for 3 hours.

Anyways, she wanted to hang out after class, but I had **** to attend to and then she invited me to hang out with her tonight. I said I would call her if I could. I couldn't meet up with her, but she wants me to go to some party with her tomorrow night.. I will probably go and try to bang her again.

Obviously, a lay report will most likely be up sometime this weekend.
 
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