"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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20 year old, 5'4" soft-spoken Asian (7.5)

Date 1:

We went out for coffee and had about a 15 minute conversation. It got boring so I suggested the lake. There, we had more conversation and a lot of kino on my part. She never initiated. Dropped her off at her car and went in for the kiss. She looked at me and said "No."

I invited her out a few days later to the beach. She dropped the bomb. Text exchange:

http://imgur.com/Tfp6jbn

Date 2:

We talked on the beach and about 20 minutes in, I went for the kiss. This time she reciprocated. BAM! Since she got the BF thing off her chest, her actions were excusable. We went to our cars and she didn't even give me a hug. No kiss close, nothing. She said bye and got in her car.

She texted me a few days later, just like what's up? Of course I went full on sexy mode. I just told her what I would do to her next time I saw her. HAIL MARY! Either fvcking show a brotha love or GTFO. I told her to come to my place with a movie.

'Date 3:'

I gave her a warm hug and we bantered. Within 10 minutes of her coming to my place, I was feeling her titties. Moved her hand over my jeans and unbuttoned. No resistance.

Every single date she drove near my area (30 minutes.) Key is that, you can NEVER know what a chick is thinking. All you can do is stick to your style and see if she bites. You will never come up with a logical analysis. You are only given one opportunity, ALWAYS escalate.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I don't, I just send out a text few days after the first date:
"Let's hang out ___day"
 

Greasy Pig

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Great report. And yes, she is a cheating wh0re.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Highly unlikely. A 20yr old knows right from wrong.
I'm in my 30's now. And when I think about what I was like at 20, it's like night and day.

I'm a much better man.
 

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Time to change that username bro! Nice job & keep slamming this *** guzzler.








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SamTheHobit

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Another eye opener compliments of sosuave.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Hmmm, Im thinking she was either trying to blow you off with a fake story about a boyfriend. Or shes actually a real live cheating skank lol.

Either way OP, do realize the karma in all this. Or if you dont believe in karma, just recognize that if you ever get into a relationship, you could have your girl pull the same thing on you.

Call me an altruist, but I dont do to other guys what I wouldnt want done to me. I dont cheat, and dont like chicks who do, so I dont hook up with girls who are taken. I know how garbage it feels to be duped like that, so I dont do it to other people. So have fun for now, but do keep this in mind if you ever commit to some girl in the future.

Plus, why do you want some dudes sloppy seconds? And chances are hes raw dogging her and cumming in her snatch too. Meanwhile she sees you later and youre putting your hands and d!ck in a vag that may be freshly pounded. Just wear a rubber dude. Dont catch nothing, cus shes a ho.
SamTheHobit said:
Another eye opener compliments of sosuave.
Dont take the internet too seriously. If you look for bad stories, youll find bad stories. Theres also stories about good women online, and some veteran members here have good women. So not every chick is capable of being a skanky cheating ho bag. Though Im guessing, based on cheating stats, that 1 in 2 are slores. Just means you have to be perceptive regarding a chicks character. Its easy to be jaded at your age, but its not the end of the world bud. Not all chicks suck.
 

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Jaylan said:
Plus, why do you want some dudes sloppy seconds? And chances are hes raw dogging her and cumming in her snatch too. Meanwhile she sees you later and youre putting your hands and d!ck in a vag that may be freshly pounded. Just wear a rubber dude. Dont catch nothing, cus shes a ho.
With this rationale, no guy should sleep with 99.9% of women out there. Also chances are, if she's cheating on her dude, she's not happy with him. BeginningDJ is smart enough to know not to fall for a girl who's a cheater.

Just means you have to be perceptive regarding a chicks character.
Truth & I couldn't agree more. Too many guys fall for crappy girls, even if they know she isn't worth it from the get go, they rationalize it later because they are getting some.

Its easy to be jaded at your age, but its not the end of the world bud. Not all chicks suck.
Not all, but an increasingly large proportion of attractive women are so entitled by all the chumps begging for their table scraps & the way modern society is currently.

I don't look at it as "all chicks suck" as much as I look at it as "most modern day men are completely clueless."









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Props. Good man pushing hard. A lesson to remember. Main thing is just not giving a ****.
 

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Bro as soon as you said "20 year old girl" it's over, everything else is moot. Even 45 year women who are with their partner 10 years cheat, it's no big thing.

Women are always looking for the bbd no matter what, it's in their genes.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jaylan said:
Either way OP, do realize the karma in all this. Or if you dont believe in karma, just recognize that if you ever get into a relationship, you could have your girl pull the same thing on you.

Call me an altruist, but I dont do to other guys what I wouldnt want done to me. I dont cheat, and dont like chicks who do, so I dont hook up with girls who are taken. I know how garbage it feels to be duped like that, so I dont do it to other people. So have fun for now, but do keep this in mind if you ever commit to some girl in the future.
I'll do my due diligence and send the sex tape to her BF. Sweet caramel will ensue.
 

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great post man. i see what you mean. run YOUR game on the ALL chicks. don't change your game for different chicks.

kind of like poker really
 
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This chick asked me to import her pictures from her broken phone.

Connected the USB - Failed.
Sync via Google photos - Failed.
Upload via Facebook - Failed.

This phone was fvcked beyond repair. Factory restore would erase all her photos anyways so I left it for her to mail it back.

2 days later, I get 10 missed calls and 15 texts. Apparently, the Samsung techs got the WiFi to work and it synced the photos. There was a photo that got uploaded to her Facebook.

BDJ standing bare-assed, raging boner with her reflection in the mirror.


I wonder how many likes that picture got.
 

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I'm glad this thread got bumped. Not just because of the picture story - and that is awesome - but because that text message exchange in the initial post is absolutely classic. Remembered the post fondly but couldn't remember if it was you, BDJ. I intend to use variations on that in the future with IHABFs.
 
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