"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Schmuck

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WOW! I never thought of hitting on blind chicks! It's ALL about personality then. I could finally stop posturing around chicks.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Phyzzle said:
(Sorry, there isn't any blind girl. AngelusPUA is BlackItalian, a Troll poster who was already banned for being a pathological liar.)

(He's admitted to making up everything.)
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Yep...just read the 'mea culpa' thread with him falling on his sword. *shrugs* So another entity on the Internet isn't genuine. What's the tally now?

Oh well, nevermind....I've got porn to download. :rockon:
 
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I remember seeing a perfect-looking blonde quietly sitting by herself at a table in a bar once...which is very odd. Normally, someone like that would be wh0ring it up with a bunch of her galpals and dudes trying to jump her bones.

Then I looked closer...and noticed she only had one hand... :crazy:
 
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