"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: Bisexual cashier direct lineup @close

Krassus

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So there i was, at the Canadian Tire lineup, about to pay for some minor autoparts. The cashier really caught my eye. The face wasn't spectacular, about a solid 7 (solid 8+ on ASF scale :D), but the ass... my god. She had the sexiest, tiniest, roundest little ass i've ever seen! It was so small and so... distinct that i was tempted to rip her tight little black pants off and **** her right then and there!

Problem is.. she didn't look a day older than 15! So even though i admittedly wanted to **** her, i pussied out. Sure its legal here in Canada, but i'm 21 and look 25, and if she really was 15, picking her up in front of an entire lineup was a questionable scenario at best. So i paid for the stuff and walked off.

As soon as i got outside, i realized that the part didn't fit my car. I had to go back and exchange, meaning i'd see her again. I realized that this was a message from Infinite Intelligence, saying "You missed your chance. Here's another. Go for it!" You see, just this weekend, i was laying in bed with my FB and talking about a mutual fantasy of having a 3some with a younger girl. Infinite Intelligence draws to us that which we desire, and gives us the option of taking it, if we're bold enough. This was my chance.

So i went back in, grabbed the right part and took my place in the end of that very same lineup. I started talking to a young couple behind me, making jokes about a pair of rubber boots they were buying. I told them to go grab a chainsaw and blood stain remover to go with them and watch the cashier's reaction as they try to buy the three items together. They were laughing their asses off :D

Finally, i was standing in front of the cashier. Now, several conversations took place here. One between me and the young couple, one between me and her about the items i was buying and another between me and her about me picking her up. I'll only talk about the latter here, sicne the rest are irrelevant.

Me: How old are you anyway?
Her: Eighteen
Me: Perfect. I've got a younger friend you'd like.
Her: Haha... *surprised/pleased*
Me: Do you have email?
Her: Yea... but... i don't really use it...
Me: Start :)
Her: Hahah :D
Me: Write in the back of my receipt
Her: Here, take this. Write his email on here. *gives me a pen and paper*
Me: Nah. Write yours down and i'll pass it along to her.
Her: HER? *shocked/intrigued*
Me: Haha yea... she's a year younger than you and shy as hell... so i'm uh... haha ;)
Her: Haha... alright, here... *starts writing*
Me: Make sure you write it clearly
Her: Alright *hands me the paper with the email*
Me: Good meeting you, cheers ;)
Her: Bye :)

This was done with a lineup of about 10 customers behind me, and two other lines on each side - the Canadian Tire lineup aisles are really close by. So basically, that was a direct @close clearly done for the purpose of a bisexual 2/3some hookup in front of 2-3 co-workers and 20+ customers. Next time someone tells you that something can't be done, slap them :)

I'm gonna **** this girl's pretty little ass until hell freezes over, then hook her up with my FB and **** the two of them at the same time. I'm thinking motel, hot tub, bottle of Smirnoff and a lot of anal lube :D Maybe i'll invite my FB's sister to come along too and make my first 3some into my first 4some instead. God i love being a PUA! Gentlemen... summer's coming up, get ready to PAAARTAAYY!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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TillTheEndOfTime

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Aren't you jumping the gun a little there? A lot of the time number closes result in nothing. E-mail closes result in nothing more often. Don't mean to burst your bubble, but like they say, don't count your chicks till they hatch.
 

Krassus

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Originally posted by TillTheEndOfTime
Aren't you jumping the gun a little there? A lot of the time number closes result in nothing. E-mail closes result in nothing more often. Don't mean to burst your bubble, but like they say, don't count your chicks till they hatch.
I lay a very high percentage of chicks i #/@ close, no matter how quickly. What you commented here, me assuming the lay will happen, is actually one of the restons why more often than not, the lay actually does happen. You have to visualize yourself ****ing the girl, make yourself believe that this is reality, and begin to think and act as if it is. This, in a nutshell, is a highly advanced subconscious mind control technique, applied to seduction. I suggest a book called Power of Your Subconscious Mind.

P.S. Seeing as you're from TO as well, tell me about yourself. First off, what's your skill level?
 

DJDamage

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P.S. Seeing as you're from TO as well, tell me about yourself. First off, what's your skill level?
Maybe you should tell him Which Canadian Tire it is so he can check that ass for himself and maybe if he likes, he will get her phone number and we will get a real report which is the better DJ!!! This is a pi$$ing contest at its best.

By the way which Canadian Tire it is???? hahaha
 

Krassus

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Originally posted by DJDamage
By the way which Canadian Tire it is???? hahaha
LOL.. dude, go to ANY Canadian Tire! Everytime i go there, i run into a random young hottie that works there. The same goes for any other store. Hell, just make it a habit to # close whenever, wherever. The world is our playground!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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TillTheEndOfTime

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Seriously, which Canadian Tire? I want to check to see if it is really as good as you claim!
 

Krassus

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Originally posted by TillTheEndOfTime
Seriously, which Canadian Tire? I want to check to see if it is really as good as you claim!
They're all the same, brother. Especially since school's out and many students get summer jobs. But seriously, the hottest girls by far work at malls. Go into any high-end store at the mall and dive right in!
 
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