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Master Don Juan
Me, we all eat food, and another negro named Ken hit up the mall last night lookin for some big bootay negro chicas (lollllll we hate black chicks). So we were gonna go into hot topic and on the way there we were thinking of neg hits on the emo chicas there. We all eat food pulled out the sexiest one liner he ever pulled out, "so what kind of razor do u use". We were feelin afc so we didnt use the line, damn but we were just warming up.
Then we hit up models lookin for some sexi muscle chicks until we saw a hb walk into the store. In a second the hb realised we were 3 mo fo's following her and she ran away waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Lmao, then we hit up a makeup store and we used some c+f on this 60 year old hottie that worked there, man we all eat food was going for the fuk close i saw it in his eyes lol.
THIS IS THE BEST PART
We then went to hollister and stood in the girls section and asked where the girl jeans were and i pulled some c+f on a hb and i was like we like girl jeans and she laughed and smiled and i think she wanted to fuk me hahah. then we walked out and some chick at the store was like bye and then we all eat food's voice cracked and sh.t and we were hysterical. We hit up hollister a second time i have no idea why and stood in the girls section again. Then we decided to leave and I noticed this HB10 that worked there, and i was jokeing around and pretended to slap her ass, but i didnt realise that there was a mirror on the side and she saw and she was like have a nice day really bit<hy and we split like a cl!t.
Then we realised assh0les get girls so we went into the apple store and played some gay ass music mad loud and ran out like some fukin punks.
This is actually benificial to the site
Then me and we all eat food realised something amazing. We realsied that if u feel afc for a girl before she is actually yours and/or u havent gotten with her yet, you already screwed your chance. The only times when weve gotten with a girl is when we werent afc for them from the start.
greatest fr ever and don't forget to neg hit
Then we hit up models lookin for some sexi muscle chicks until we saw a hb walk into the store. In a second the hb realised we were 3 mo fo's following her and she ran away waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Lmao, then we hit up a makeup store and we used some c+f on this 60 year old hottie that worked there, man we all eat food was going for the fuk close i saw it in his eyes lol.
THIS IS THE BEST PART
We then went to hollister and stood in the girls section and asked where the girl jeans were and i pulled some c+f on a hb and i was like we like girl jeans and she laughed and smiled and i think she wanted to fuk me hahah. then we walked out and some chick at the store was like bye and then we all eat food's voice cracked and sh.t and we were hysterical. We hit up hollister a second time i have no idea why and stood in the girls section again. Then we decided to leave and I noticed this HB10 that worked there, and i was jokeing around and pretended to slap her ass, but i didnt realise that there was a mirror on the side and she saw and she was like have a nice day really bit<hy and we split like a cl!t.
Then we realised assh0les get girls so we went into the apple store and played some gay ass music mad loud and ran out like some fukin punks.
This is actually benificial to the site
Then me and we all eat food realised something amazing. We realsied that if u feel afc for a girl before she is actually yours and/or u havent gotten with her yet, you already screwed your chance. The only times when weve gotten with a girl is when we werent afc for them from the start.
greatest fr ever and don't forget to neg hit