So last night yours truly went clubbing after work with a couple of buddies. One of them being my good friend who has amazing game, he comes up with **** and I don't even know where it came from. My favorite line of his from the night was, "walk by the coat check, if you see a good looking girl in line tell her that she should come have one more dance before she leaves!"
Anyways, on with the report, all in all was a fairly average night, this slutty girl pulled me onto the dance floor and started putting my hands in places they weren't even sure they wanted to be, you know, you gotta check the condition of the turf before you step out into the field. Anyways I nexted her after a dance cause I was just in it for fun anyways, the next set was a 2 set of pretty 25 yr olds, I just pretended like I wasn't in highschool, (ie: the club is country themed so every so often they do line dances, I mentioned to her how, "I vaguely remember learning the line dance to this song in high school") I got her to shake on having a dance with me after the line dancing was over, then I left them for a while, went back and said, "remember this?" and stuck out my hand like you are going to shake, and shes like "yeaah" grabs my hand and I lead her to the dance floor. I played it so well but her friend tagged along the whole time, my wing even tried to get rid of her but NO DICE, aw well, wasn't at the club for too long but it was good times nontheless, we all had a great time watching some guy pretend to try and get with these porker warpigs as his friends grabbed a photo opp.
--Mission
Anyways, on with the report, all in all was a fairly average night, this slutty girl pulled me onto the dance floor and started putting my hands in places they weren't even sure they wanted to be, you know, you gotta check the condition of the turf before you step out into the field. Anyways I nexted her after a dance cause I was just in it for fun anyways, the next set was a 2 set of pretty 25 yr olds, I just pretended like I wasn't in highschool, (ie: the club is country themed so every so often they do line dances, I mentioned to her how, "I vaguely remember learning the line dance to this song in high school") I got her to shake on having a dance with me after the line dancing was over, then I left them for a while, went back and said, "remember this?" and stuck out my hand like you are going to shake, and shes like "yeaah" grabs my hand and I lead her to the dance floor. I played it so well but her friend tagged along the whole time, my wing even tried to get rid of her but NO DICE, aw well, wasn't at the club for too long but it was good times nontheless, we all had a great time watching some guy pretend to try and get with these porker warpigs as his friends grabbed a photo opp.
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