OK, here it is:
Got to the bar/club last night on a Friday this time instead of the usual Thursday night. There seemed to be alot of more guys than girls around this time.
After about an hour, I saw to HBs (HB9/HB2) walking past.
me: hey, have I seen you before somewhere?
HB9: yeh, in your dreams! ha ha ha ha
me: actually, i thought it was nightmare!
HB9: ha ha ha ha.
(I'll tell you what eventually happend with this HB9, she was by far the hottest in the whole place)
She walked off.
Then I opened this milf at the bar with the "why are you buying your own drinks line". She was giving off alot of IOIs, lots of kino, BUT when I went in for the number cloes, it turned out she lived with her bf. NEXT!
We decided to move to the dance floor, on the way there, I noticed a 3-set (HB7.5/HB2/HB3). I obeyed the 3 second rule, jumped right in with the Jelouse gf routine. They ate that sh1t up big time! the HB7.5 kept talking while her friends were talking, so I gave her a couple of subtle negs (pushy, bossy) and spent most of my time talking to the other two.
Before I knew it, she was putting her arm around me, and rubbing her self against me as she was talking to me. But her two friends weren't convinced. So here is what I said:
me: guys, guys, I'm gay! so you can relax!
them: WHAT???? HA HAHA HA WHAT???? you serious??? oh my god! you do dont look it!
At this point the HB7.5 actually leaned in and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
me: girls, I'm gonna borrow your friend for a minute, i'm gonna teach her a little game and then she is gonna come back and teach you!
HB2/HB3: sure, ok.
So I isolated the HB7.5. told her I wasnt really gay, she busted my balls about lying a little bit. I did the "who lies more" line on her. Went kino, big time! She carried on busting my balls though.
me: hey, if you dont trust me, and you dont find me attractive and don't feel totally intrigued by me, then walk away. walk away now back to your friends
She just smiled and stood there and when i stepped back, she stepped forward and established kino again.
anyway, i number closed her, then went in for the kiss. fantastic lips. i could see her friends' jaws drop open (they thought i was gay)
anyway, not i had my much needed momentum.
bumped into the HB9 from earlier, straight in with a neg,
me: hey! you nose is really pointy!
her: HA HA HA AH AH
me: awww, and it wiggles when you laugh!
her: WHAT??? HA HA HA HA
then i turned around, hugged her ugly friend, complemented her on her ugly necklace and told her i loved her and wanted to adopt her as my little sisted. Well that put the ****-block out of the way.
They walked over with me, met the rest of the guys. Then i did the "my gfs have to pass a test with me. i'm gonna ask you 3 questions, if you get ANY of them wrong, i'm gonna walk away and you are not gonna see me again!"
her, totally intrigued, I asked her the first two, (Juggler material) then she got dragged away by her friend! two minutes later, she walked back, grabbed my arm, gave it a squeeze and said "what about the 3rd one?" so i did. she got it right (basically what feels better, neck being kissed or ear being nibbled on)
then i went in and kissed her neck. much to my surprise she let me. Then i said, you've passed the test, but you are gonna have to earn my time and trust. I'm gonna call you, we'll do coffee and talk a little more
HB9: sure. ok.
pulled out her mobile, and she had her own number stored in her phone because she couldnt remember it! dumb blonde!
then i went in for the kiss, infront of the guys. man it felt good! the whole place was watching me because every guy there wanted to get her. she wasnt a great kisser, but who cares.
anyway, moved on, met another 2 girls, kissed one of them. walked away, bumped into her friend, kissed her, she told me she had recently had her tits done. she let me feel them and then i took her number and moved on.
and towards the end, as i was lining up to get my coat, i opened this chick by telling her "hey, i'm gonna tell you a secret. I'm a professional pick up artist"
her: no way!
me: yes! and i can pick up any woman, anywhere
(i grabbed her hand very softly as i was talking to her)
her: prove it.
me: i dont need to, i'm not trying to pick you up, however within 2 minutes of meeting you, you are tottally intrigued and you're holding my hand!
her: ha ha ha ha ha
her friends turned up, one of them walked up and said "hey, what are you doing with our friend?" i said "nothing, just telling her about my self" the chick "he is a pick up artist!"
then the other friend stepped forward
HB7: hey, you know, you are gorgeous!
i was thinking damn, if that wasnt a come on, what is???
so i dragged her to a quiet corner, kissed closed her instantly, she lifted her leg up and put it around me, giving my finger access to a particular aread
kissed her for ages, try to get her to come home with me, but she wasnt having it, so i number closed her and went home.
learning points: telling them you are gay breaks the ice and ***** shield, and seemed to work for me. The jelouse gf line is a 100% openner.
I'll let you guys know what happens with the numbers from last night!
