"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: AMOGed Celebrity and Took Over His Set

JT47319

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Nothing spectacular happened last night except for one neat little thing. Me and my wing Ryan went to West Hollywood for some sarging at a classy lounge. We do a few sets and they end up ranging from 15 minutes to 30 minutes plus, but no really hot sets or prime targets.

One of the sets we opened up that night was a four set of UG English girls. At a certain point we ditch them because neither one of us were interested in them. Later, we see them at the bar talking to two guys and we re-engage them. The two guys are sort of in the corner when we come in with much more higher energy and pull (by sheer attraction) the girls' attention & body language to us.

None of us said anything to the guys, but I could see how one of them was just glaring at us. My wing and I, via AMOG ignore and BL tactics, make sure the girls stopped facing the guy and totally into us. Step back, they follow, turn, they follow, until the two guys are left totally isolated. And the guy, with a beer in his hand, is still glaring at us.

Then I realize, it's the guy from Alias! Mr. Vartan. Hahahahaha.
http://www.alias-tv.com/vaughn.html

Later on, we ditch the girls again because, well, we were still bored with them.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Seks Appeal

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You must be very proud of yourself.

The guy (Michael Vartan) you AMOGed is a TV star who makes 3 million dollars a year.
He is dating and scoring with the likes of Jennifer Garner (pic).

Even though you were not interested in the girls, you still went ahead and proved your DJ'ness by stealing them away from a poor guy. Then you ditched the girls because they were too ugly for you anyway.

The loser probably went home to his mansion in Beverly Hills and had sex with this woman .
You, on the other hand, trolled over here to an anonymous internet board and posted your accomplishment.

You da man. :D
 

Vigilante7

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Seks Appeal....shut the fukk up with the sarcasm....

@ JT47319...nice, post whole thing on FS.....Michael Vartan is actually very good looking with major social status so congrats
 

Porky

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Originally posted by Seks Appeal
You must be very proud of yourself.

The guy (Michael Vartan) you AMOGed is a TV star who makes 3 million dollars a year.
He is dating and scoring with the likes of Jennifer Garner (pic).

Even though you were not interested in the girls, you still went ahead and proved your DJ'ness by stealing them away from a poor guy. Then you ditched the girls because they were too ugly for you anyway.

The loser probably went home to his mansion in Beverly Hills and had sex with this woman .
You, on the other hand, trolled over here to an anonymous internet board and posted your accomplishment.

You da man. :D
Haha!
 

squirrels

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Originally posted by Seks Appeal
You must be very proud of yourself.

The guy (Michael Vartan) you AMOGed is a TV star who makes 3 million dollars a year.
He is dating and scoring with the likes of Jennifer Garner (pic).

Even though you were not interested in the girls, you still went ahead and proved your DJ'ness by stealing them away from a poor guy. Then you ditched the girls because they were too ugly for you anyway.

The loser probably went home to his mansion in Beverly Hills and had sex with this woman .
You, on the other hand, trolled over here to an anonymous internet board and posted your accomplishment.

You da man. :D
Props to you, JT, if what you're saying is true. But you have to admit, the above was pretty funny. :p
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DJ Alejandro

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haha good job, man.

hey, this proves one thing; even DJ can get passed celebrity social status men with the right moves/aura/effect.

yeah.

you da man.

without the sarcasm.;)
 
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