She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
jahhahahahhahahahhaha classic.Originally posted by zerocelcius
Although you will be maranating in your own alfrado for the triple session.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Isn't anyone going to draw attention to this? You got right into the action without foreplay, it lasted 15mins and it was the best sex she ever had?i turn her in the bed, me being on top, and bang, we were ****ing hard.
She was loving it, and after like 15m, im tired of the position, and she tells me she already had 3 orgasms. We both smoke a cigar, and she tells me it was incredible
He stated that he busted his nut 3 times, not 8 or 9 times. If you have self control, you can lay pipe all night long. Let her get off a few times.Originally posted by Trance
We make it 8 or 9 times, since like 6 am to 12 pm, i came 3 times, and in the final times, she said she was having muscular pain, that she was torn apart, but she was loving it.
The foreplay started in the couch. When we were just holding hands, and i was feeling all her legs, making her wet. Then she put her head on my shoulder, and while holding her, i was feeling her lips with my fingers. Then we started kissing in there, and i even rised my hand over her dress to the panties while we were kissing. Then she asked me if i wanted to go to the room, and talked to her friends.Originally posted by Dirtheart
Isn't anyone going to draw attention to this? You got right into the action without foreplay, it lasted 15mins and it was the best sex she ever had?
I mean the story is totally believeable and it can happen for most guys who visit the right clubs in the UK. But she's either very easily pleased or she was feeding you a few white lies.