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Master Don Juan
Man, what a fun day. If you guys haven't done this you've gotta get together w/ other guys for the common goal of picking up.
So the day started out slow & we met at a big mall downtown. We decided to go for lunch at Hooters - seemed appropriate. We ate lunch & discussed the rules. Flirted with the waitress (who was older than all of us and was GREAT... neck down). I try to pull her # and get her to come out for coffee with us later on. She seemed interested for a split sec and then opted out because she had to get ready for a hockey game. Sounds legit & she probably got hit on all the time.
We decide to go guitar shopping & on the way there locarius is talking about this really slick pu that he got from another website (im sure he'll explain it). We stop at an intersection and these two girls walk by. Ones a 7 the other is 6 & he pulls this out just as i'm saying we should try it. I nearly pissed myself it was so funny. The girls were really into it and we could have pulled numbers if they didn't look so young. (looks are deceiving at a distance - too many 16yo's are stacked). So that worked out well...
We got to the guitar store & fvcked around for a bit & went back to the mall where the fun began.
we decided to get some "female" opinions. Alex was getting pretty pumped at this poing & we decided to into sears and look for fasion advice. He points out these two cute girls & we approach. I start out "Girls, can i have 5 mins of your time. My buddy here is going to a party w/ this girl & wants some female advice on fasion. Can you guys be our "what not to wear" girls for the next 20 mins or so". They were really into it and kidnapped him for the next while at Mexx while locarius (Jordan) and I waited around and made small talk w/ ppl (ie cute girls that worked there).
Things got difficult w/ that later on because one of the girls was being a real ****block & making it extremley hard. I tried to steal her away & so did Jordan. Nothing worked - she actually got pissed at me at one point. It was great. Anyway - that didn't work out so we moved on. Still was a ton of fun.
We decide to check out "American Eagle" and see what's going on there and lo and behold who do I run into... PROZAC GIRL!!! WTF are the odds of that. That was hilarious and awkward at the same time. I talk to her for 5 mins and run away. Hahaha.
We're on our way down to the food court and these two 7's get on the escalator in front of us & i try the fasion advice thing again. They say "no sorry - we don't have any time" and we reply - "look, we're not trying to pick you up" and they say... "well in that case this is what you should do". It was a lot of fun. Talk about breaking down barriers.
We go to the food court - nothing. It's dead. The only decent girl there is on a phone.
We decide to head to another mall & on the way out i run into a girl who goes to my school. Small chat & such and i number closed her & we were gonna make plans for later on that night but we (Jordan & Alex) watched the Sens rape the Bruins instead. Alex, for whatever reason, decided to park on the roof & we got semi-lost. We chat up these two girls walking past us on the roof and e-mail close them (she just moved out and her phone wasn't hooked up yet).
We got in the car and Alex almost runs over this little old lady. She ran across the street because he pretty much didn't stop. It was hilarious. Good job Alex! If she didn't need a walker she does now!
We get to Bayshore mall (not as busy & more room to work) & sit down and have a coffee. This 9.9 and her sister 8.5 walk by and our jaws drop. We wanted to kick out a chair and tell them to sit and talk to us... but they were with their mom. It's like it was just a tease but OMG they were fine. Whose gonna take one for the team & pick up the mom.
We check out girls there for 15 mins while we're drinking our coffee and these 2 cute brunettes come up behind us and order icecream. I made some stupid comment on how was their icecream. I got the COLDEST look in the world. She said "Good" and walked away. So it just shows to prove that YES, we did get shot down a few times too. All in fun.
We were checking out this other group of girl on the other side of the mall as they get on the elevator. Another chick looks at us, looks at them, looks at us, sighs and starts laughing. LOL. Funny.
Same spot - this hottie walks by - again, not approachable because they're too far away and she notices us checking her out & she starts swinging her hips a LOT more. Yes, we know you're cute... don't exagerate. hahaha.
We go check out a sports bar in the mall & it's full. We'll go somewhere else to watch the game. Locarius notices a couple girls checking us out while we were sorting out plans and just walks up and tries the same opener he used on the girls in the street. Their look was priceless. They were hb7.5's and 6's. I was trying out some cologne and i'm doing a study on prererences for certain age groups and we bring that up. One thing leads to the next and we close them. But here's the kicker...
"Well, you guys are doing better than most guys - so here's our #"
WTF - we got neg hit by a chick. This pu was one of the better ones. The 6 goes to my school & is in the same program so i'm giving her a big high five and all. I can't pronouce the 7.5's name and i'm making fun of her b/c of it. She starts to get frustrated that she's not getting most of the attention.
We head out to the sports bar, have a few drinks and watch our hometeam destroy Boston...
It was a good day.
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What was learned. "Can i get a female opinion" really works well.
Locarius's "thong" pickup is hilarious and works well.
You need to find a way to break down the barrier. "Don't worry, i'm not trying to pick you up"
Set up your wingmen, it's less aggressive if you set a buddy up than if he does it himself.
"Did you just give me a dirty look" as a hottie passes you is just golden - Thanks Jordan!!!
Letting girls pick fasion for you is about as certain as the sun rising tomorrow. . . Just don't buy shyt. HAHAH - and don't let them walk off or their cold bytchy friends ****block you. LOL @ alex.
Don't approach cold ***** girls trying to cover up emotional baggage w/ icecream. - lol that was cold!!
Any other insight guys? It was a TON of fun.
So the day started out slow & we met at a big mall downtown. We decided to go for lunch at Hooters - seemed appropriate. We ate lunch & discussed the rules. Flirted with the waitress (who was older than all of us and was GREAT... neck down). I try to pull her # and get her to come out for coffee with us later on. She seemed interested for a split sec and then opted out because she had to get ready for a hockey game. Sounds legit & she probably got hit on all the time.
We decide to go guitar shopping & on the way there locarius is talking about this really slick pu that he got from another website (im sure he'll explain it). We stop at an intersection and these two girls walk by. Ones a 7 the other is 6 & he pulls this out just as i'm saying we should try it. I nearly pissed myself it was so funny. The girls were really into it and we could have pulled numbers if they didn't look so young. (looks are deceiving at a distance - too many 16yo's are stacked). So that worked out well...
We got to the guitar store & fvcked around for a bit & went back to the mall where the fun began.
we decided to get some "female" opinions. Alex was getting pretty pumped at this poing & we decided to into sears and look for fasion advice. He points out these two cute girls & we approach. I start out "Girls, can i have 5 mins of your time. My buddy here is going to a party w/ this girl & wants some female advice on fasion. Can you guys be our "what not to wear" girls for the next 20 mins or so". They were really into it and kidnapped him for the next while at Mexx while locarius (Jordan) and I waited around and made small talk w/ ppl (ie cute girls that worked there).
Things got difficult w/ that later on because one of the girls was being a real ****block & making it extremley hard. I tried to steal her away & so did Jordan. Nothing worked - she actually got pissed at me at one point. It was great. Anyway - that didn't work out so we moved on. Still was a ton of fun.
We decide to check out "American Eagle" and see what's going on there and lo and behold who do I run into... PROZAC GIRL!!! WTF are the odds of that. That was hilarious and awkward at the same time. I talk to her for 5 mins and run away. Hahaha.
We're on our way down to the food court and these two 7's get on the escalator in front of us & i try the fasion advice thing again. They say "no sorry - we don't have any time" and we reply - "look, we're not trying to pick you up" and they say... "well in that case this is what you should do". It was a lot of fun. Talk about breaking down barriers.
We go to the food court - nothing. It's dead. The only decent girl there is on a phone.
We decide to head to another mall & on the way out i run into a girl who goes to my school. Small chat & such and i number closed her & we were gonna make plans for later on that night but we (Jordan & Alex) watched the Sens rape the Bruins instead. Alex, for whatever reason, decided to park on the roof & we got semi-lost. We chat up these two girls walking past us on the roof and e-mail close them (she just moved out and her phone wasn't hooked up yet).
We got in the car and Alex almost runs over this little old lady. She ran across the street because he pretty much didn't stop. It was hilarious. Good job Alex! If she didn't need a walker she does now!
We get to Bayshore mall (not as busy & more room to work) & sit down and have a coffee. This 9.9 and her sister 8.5 walk by and our jaws drop. We wanted to kick out a chair and tell them to sit and talk to us... but they were with their mom. It's like it was just a tease but OMG they were fine. Whose gonna take one for the team & pick up the mom.
We check out girls there for 15 mins while we're drinking our coffee and these 2 cute brunettes come up behind us and order icecream. I made some stupid comment on how was their icecream. I got the COLDEST look in the world. She said "Good" and walked away. So it just shows to prove that YES, we did get shot down a few times too. All in fun. We were checking out this other group of girl on the other side of the mall as they get on the elevator. Another chick looks at us, looks at them, looks at us, sighs and starts laughing. LOL. Funny.
Same spot - this hottie walks by - again, not approachable because they're too far away and she notices us checking her out & she starts swinging her hips a LOT more. Yes, we know you're cute... don't exagerate. hahaha.
We go check out a sports bar in the mall & it's full. We'll go somewhere else to watch the game. Locarius notices a couple girls checking us out while we were sorting out plans and just walks up and tries the same opener he used on the girls in the street. Their look was priceless. They were hb7.5's and 6's. I was trying out some cologne and i'm doing a study on prererences for certain age groups and we bring that up. One thing leads to the next and we close them. But here's the kicker...
"Well, you guys are doing better than most guys - so here's our #"
WTF - we got neg hit by a chick. This pu was one of the better ones. The 6 goes to my school & is in the same program so i'm giving her a big high five and all. I can't pronouce the 7.5's name and i'm making fun of her b/c of it. She starts to get frustrated that she's not getting most of the attention.
We head out to the sports bar, have a few drinks and watch our hometeam destroy Boston...
It was a good day.
_________________________
What was learned. "Can i get a female opinion" really works well.
Locarius's "thong" pickup is hilarious and works well.
You need to find a way to break down the barrier. "Don't worry, i'm not trying to pick you up"
Set up your wingmen, it's less aggressive if you set a buddy up than if he does it himself.
"Did you just give me a dirty look" as a hottie passes you is just golden - Thanks Jordan!!!
Letting girls pick fasion for you is about as certain as the sun rising tomorrow. . . Just don't buy shyt. HAHAH - and don't let them walk off or their cold bytchy friends ****block you. LOL @ alex.
Don't approach cold ***** girls trying to cover up emotional baggage w/ icecream. - lol that was cold!!
Any other insight guys? It was a TON of fun.
