Last night I decided to head out in my home town. I haven't been out in a while and wanted to see some old faces. I figured I'd bring some Syrenergy to my home town and kick its ass crouching tiger hidden baseball bat style.
We hit the first bar, which is always target rich, and I bombed a set or two to warm up. For some reason the obstacles in sets were all over me like **** on velcro, and I couldn't shake them. Strange, maybe I was showing them a little too much interest from the start. Who knows. Then, like a bolt of lightening, Herle King a wing from one of the North England lair's is meandering around my home turf like a young Lion amongst Wilderbeast. I injected him with a serious dose of "Lets do this THANG" and we had a lot of fun.
I bounced to Mclouds with my buddies. The place was just right, its quite small so it can get over crowded quite easily, but its full of attractive women. I swear the doorstaff profile girls and disqualify only the OOGLY ones. A seriously cute girl who works behind the bar bounces up to serve me ahead of about 10 other people waiting.... cute as a button
HB8.5: "Let me guess... water right? So boring
Her Boss: "We don't serve water"
Me: "Dude I'm driving * shows key*, what do you take me for? *Stare*
Her Boss: "Ok..."
HB8.5 "How can you have a night on just wa...
Me: "I'm the must fun you can have, I can show you energy and fun, excitement without alcohol that you've never had with alcohol... and I'll have ice with my water it slow coach...
HB8.5: *cute smile*
She hands me the water and serves my friend, I notice her turn to her friend and I lip read "I like him"... excellent. She's working all night and I won't be around when they close so my work, for now anyway... is done. She's out a lot in halifax, I'll roll into her set and make them all smile, and let her open me
We bounce upstairs, kangaroo style. BOING!
I bump into Herle King again who says "Man since I saw you earlier I've been on fire"... I offered to douse the flames since it sounded painful, but alas he was in great spirits. I think he may have been using a metaphor.
Then I get pounced on by the DJ from Barracuda who is well known in halifax and is SUPER attractive, I hate giving out 9's before I've slept with a girl, but she's got the personality and the look. She had GAME. Big time game. She threw hoops, SOI's everything.
HBDJ: You're a really good dancer
Me: Thanks, you spin the tunes, my body moves I don't control it, I just get so darned sweaty and passionate
HBDJ: Yeah but thats not a bad thing, I mean think about it, if you're having sex you don't care about that right?
She then asked if I was out sunday night and said she might see me then. SHE GAMED ME! She was in there so fast, and doing such a good job of it I just let it happen in the end. She'd already made up her mind, I wasn't about to stop her. I love it when they have game, I know exactly what they're doing to me but it works. She wins a badge.
I was only out for two hours, but man, has it ever prepared me for this weekend. I'd love for everyone to see the world how I have been seeing it lately....
We hit the first bar, which is always target rich, and I bombed a set or two to warm up. For some reason the obstacles in sets were all over me like **** on velcro, and I couldn't shake them. Strange, maybe I was showing them a little too much interest from the start. Who knows. Then, like a bolt of lightening, Herle King a wing from one of the North England lair's is meandering around my home turf like a young Lion amongst Wilderbeast. I injected him with a serious dose of "Lets do this THANG" and we had a lot of fun.
I bounced to Mclouds with my buddies. The place was just right, its quite small so it can get over crowded quite easily, but its full of attractive women. I swear the doorstaff profile girls and disqualify only the OOGLY ones. A seriously cute girl who works behind the bar bounces up to serve me ahead of about 10 other people waiting.... cute as a button
HB8.5: "Let me guess... water right? So boring
Her Boss: "We don't serve water"
Me: "Dude I'm driving * shows key*, what do you take me for? *Stare*
Her Boss: "Ok..."
HB8.5 "How can you have a night on just wa...
Me: "I'm the must fun you can have, I can show you energy and fun, excitement without alcohol that you've never had with alcohol... and I'll have ice with my water it slow coach...
HB8.5: *cute smile*
She hands me the water and serves my friend, I notice her turn to her friend and I lip read "I like him"... excellent. She's working all night and I won't be around when they close so my work, for now anyway... is done. She's out a lot in halifax, I'll roll into her set and make them all smile, and let her open me
We bounce upstairs, kangaroo style. BOING!
I bump into Herle King again who says "Man since I saw you earlier I've been on fire"... I offered to douse the flames since it sounded painful, but alas he was in great spirits. I think he may have been using a metaphor.
Then I get pounced on by the DJ from Barracuda who is well known in halifax and is SUPER attractive, I hate giving out 9's before I've slept with a girl, but she's got the personality and the look. She had GAME. Big time game. She threw hoops, SOI's everything.
HBDJ: You're a really good dancer
Me: Thanks, you spin the tunes, my body moves I don't control it, I just get so darned sweaty and passionate
HBDJ: Yeah but thats not a bad thing, I mean think about it, if you're having sex you don't care about that right?
She then asked if I was out sunday night and said she might see me then. SHE GAMED ME! She was in there so fast, and doing such a good job of it I just let it happen in the end. She'd already made up her mind, I wasn't about to stop her. I love it when they have game, I know exactly what they're doing to me but it works. She wins a badge.
I was only out for two hours, but man, has it ever prepared me for this weekend. I'd love for everyone to see the world how I have been seeing it lately....