Well, what more can I say, I approached 2 chicks in school today and basically bombed them. Here they are...
Girl 1:
Girl 2:
Girl 3:
Girl 1:
Yeah, that sucked.So lunch is over and I'm walking to my next class and I talk to this Freshman girl.
Me: You guys are Freshmen.
[Girl nods]
Girl: Yeah.
Me: So what class do you have next?
Girl: History.
Me: History, that's boring, I'm glad I don't have to take history anymore, all you basically do is talking about the past.
[Eventually she just keeps walking]
Girl 2:
Bombed that one.So Science class is over and I'm walking in the hall. I noticed this girl from my Science class had "Chima-Changa" on the back of her senior girls shirt and decided to ask her about it.
Me: Hey, can I ask you something?
Lauren: Yeah.
Me: What's a Chima-Changa?
[The back of her senior girl shirt had 'Chima-Changa' on it, as opposed to her name]
Lauren: Oh, it's a Mexican Burrito.
Me: Ah, a burrito. But why that, does a friend of yours like Burrito's or something?
Lauren: Oh no, I just didn't want to put my last name on it.
Me: I see.
Little later...
Me: So your names Lauren right?
Lauren: Yeah.
Me: Well I'll see you in class tommorow Lauren.
Lauren: Yeah.
Girl 3:
Me: Hey, say something to me.
Girl: Uh...
Girl: I don't know.
Me: I was just saying because I noticed you had a really funny voice. Haha, it's just really high, I can't even mimic that. Have you ever thought about singing?
Girl: No, I'm really bad at singing.
Me: Bad at singing?
Girl: Yeah, I'm really bad at singing.
Me: Come on, you can't be THAT bad, I mean, just give a little sample.
Girl: No, I'm really bad at singing, I could knock people out with my voice.
Me: Haha, I can see you as the type of girl who would just be singing in her room one day and you break glass with your singing.
Girl: Yeah, it's bad.
Me: So I know you're excited for the game tommorow.
Girl: Oh yeah, I'm really excited for the game.
Girl: But I have to get off soon.
Me: Well, if you see me at the game, say something.
Girl: I will.
[And she gets off the bus]
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