"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Found some pictures
- Thread starter Jedo1
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
if you still got em [email protected]
Vandermast
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Tell her you wanna show her some pictures, and go through a couple of pictures of you and her, some pictures of places you've been, and then lastly that picture you found on the cell. I feel for you, I'd probably react the same way as you, at least you've only been seeing her a couple of weeks. Don't post her pics on the net, seeing those pics hurt but didn't kill you. After her explaination (wait for her to explain) get her to go as far as she can and then dump her. Worst things could have happened. (It'd be especially painful if you didn't get oral from her or sex and she did this to that guy faster without being his girl)
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
gimmeyofonenumba
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Ak89
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strong like bull
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1000 mile rule... from a girls mouth? lol definitely not relationship material.
-SLB
1000 mile rule... from a girls mouth? lol definitely not relationship material.
-SLB
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
What the hell is with all of you homos replying asking for pictures of a black guy's ****? Even though you already know what's in the pics, you still want to see. Is this the official thread of San Francisco, or what???
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Alright ANYONE who has the pics, UPLOAD them so we don't have to deal with all this "post the pics," "[email protected]"
DO US ALL A FAVOR!!
DON'T BE SELFISH, WE ARE ALL ONE BIG FAMILY, RIGHT?
DO US ALL A FAVOR!!
DON'T BE SELFISH, WE ARE ALL ONE BIG FAMILY, RIGHT?
Blatant truth
Don Juan
So if it was a white **** it'd be ok?
No, the problem is that the thread starter is probably a troll...
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
Yes, he likes white c0ck only. Racist homo.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
You guys let us know what you get in your email. I wonder if you are being put on every interracial porn mailing list in existence.
KING OF SEX
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Ever get the feeling you've been conned?
spider_007
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Thanx guys for all the emails, I'll make sure to ADD you to a few; "get your free ipod/enlarge your penis/buy viagra" websites
:crackup: :crackup:
:crackup: :crackup:Immaculate
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what happened to Jedo?
goddammit we've been had... he's a troll... he prolly got those pics off the net.. you bastard!
BAN HIM if true
goddammit we've been had... he's a troll... he prolly got those pics off the net.. you bastard!
BAN HIM if true
Is there some strange sarcasm behind this or are you really being serious? Who really cares about some nude pictures?
And for you who are looking for porno: Go out in the real world and you'll hopefully, one day, find some real tits and *****.
And for you who are looking for porno: Go out in the real world and you'll hopefully, one day, find some real tits and *****.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.