"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Found Adriana Lima's younger sister...fvck

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So...I straight up went up to her at the store. Guess what part she's from Brazil cuz I'm a worldly dude.
She was impressed and I dropped my jaw like a cartoon character and she was flattered.
I mean...she knows her type is rare and she seemed young like 22 so I didn't care to act silly.
Number closed and exited.

She did mention that she wasn't used to guys gushing. Oh OK...its not a big deal. Its just a compliment. But she was a 9 in the mixed Brazilian style.

I fvcked up by texting her twice the next day. But damn these beautiful natural mixed Brazilian with the accent gets me.

How to play it cooler?
Don't say abundance and all that shut cuz I layed a small Asian and number closed a small latina the day before.

I guess just stay off my phone...but I had to swing for the fences on this one.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Calm down dude. You are overthinking waaaaaaaaay out of proportion. Get in contact, set up a meeting, date time and place, you know the drill.
 
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