"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Mr.Positive

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DJDamage said:
Hey hey don't make fun of lumpz.

she is keeping it real when she writes: "I dont have time for games....like some guys like to play...sh*t talkers...u feel me....waist of my time."

Don't be talking sh*t about lumpy you feeling me??!! otherwise you be "waisting" her time!
:crackup:

D@mn DjDamage, now that's a woman. Is she taken? If you haven't grabbed her up yet, let me know.

A woman like that needs some lovin', and I'm just the man to give it to her.

:crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gangster Of Love said:
yes, he would "prolly" (god, what a gayass word, I swear) make more money if he learned how to spell.
choke on my d!ck (did I spell it right?):kick:
 

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what bugs me is the "I'm the ****" additude these types of women have. I guess there are guys like this too, but damn.

That's why i have no faith in Internet dating (unless your ripped, and your going for the hottest girls outhere)
 

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Aboleo said:
I'm an *******. Sue me. :p


The chick has three illigimite children, is "open" to having more by means of an 'Intimate Encounter' via the internet, and she is under 21 years of age... thats kinda' funny. :crackup: and very very sad...:(
And dumbasses wonder why we have poverty. I swear to god, some people should be hit in the face.
 

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DJDamage said:
are you kidding me? my girl beats your girl! my dream girl has everything your girl has plus a kick ass attitude! You can't beat this anywhere!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member5338861.htm#in
Okay, I just sent a message off to her. All I said was "Well, you seem nice :)"

My profile is a nice mish-mash of sosuave goodness. I've got a pic of Dr. Beard on there, and a profile that Rollo wrote a while back. Under profession, I wrote "Man". The response should be good! :yes:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Desdinova said:
Okay, I just sent a message off to her. All I said was "Well, you seem nice :)"

Why bother, she looks like a "waist" of time.

Haha.

Good plan, Desdinova... we should all totally **** with these chicks and see what happens. After all, it is free to join this service!
 

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Desdinova said:
Okay, I just sent a message off to her. All I said was "Well, you seem nice :)"

My profile is a nice mish-mash of sosuave goodness. I've got a pic of Dr. Beard on there, and a profile that Rollo wrote a while back. Under profession, I wrote "Man". The response should be good! :yes:
Des I think she is going to eat you alive if she replies. Make sure you mention that you are rich so she at least tries to come on to you in hope that you will be suckered in paying for her and her two bastard kids. In fact I am willing to bet that this girl is a pro and will reply to desperate AFC's that she can manipulate.
 

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In fact I am willing to bet that this girl is a pro and will reply to desperate AFC's that she can manipulate.
I dunno. The profile that Rollo wrote gets women's feathers ruffled pretty badly. Badly enough that they feel the need to reply.
 

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Desdinova said:
I dunno. The profile that Rollo wrote gets women's feathers ruffled pretty badly. Badly enough that they feel the need to reply.
we will just have to wait and see and if she does reply, please post the entire message as it is, with all the poor grammar and spelling mistakes she is bound to make.
 
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