"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Former NBA center John Amaechi to announce he's gay
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
selfmademob
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thats not big news, Dennis Rodman came out along time ago 
sparky0000
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mmmm....being gay he must have had a blast playing at penn st.
Dennis Rodman never identified himself as homosexual like this guy did. Dennis Rodman said he has never been with a man, but he has fantasized about it and might try it sometime. This guy is the first to openly admit to only liking men, as in being homosexual, and not having sex with women. Rodman has had sex with more women than all the guys on here combined I would guess.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
LA_Chico
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dennis rodman is a pimp bro!
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
**** like this is not newsworthy.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
It's big news, but should it really be? We, in America, try to say we're all "equal" and sh*t, but we make a HUGE deal if some dude puts his d*ck in another mans ass. As long as he stays clear of me with that thing, I have no problem.
sparky0000
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well, such stuff is cool in america these days. south beach is where i would be if i was gay. just don't go to eastern europe. stick to the usa and western europe/uk.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nl1o04WESP0
these are actually normal russian people. orthodox countries do not need gay pride parades.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e-xLrjdUfcQ
i laughed at this video. the one tough dude is going on about anal sex being gay. uh, i think he is right. good thing we both date girls who feel the same. btw, all the marchers were western europeans. talk about pushing your agenda.
http://www.nopride.lv/images/stories/logo_baneri/antypedyl.jpg
whenever i am in riga little kids always hand flyers out with this picture on it. some are in russian and some in latvian.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nl1o04WESP0
these are actually normal russian people. orthodox countries do not need gay pride parades.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e-xLrjdUfcQ
i laughed at this video. the one tough dude is going on about anal sex being gay. uh, i think he is right. good thing we both date girls who feel the same. btw, all the marchers were western europeans. talk about pushing your agenda.
http://www.nopride.lv/images/stories/logo_baneri/antypedyl.jpg
whenever i am in riga little kids always hand flyers out with this picture on it. some are in russian and some in latvian.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
yea bro, ever heard of the WNBA?