"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LoneSilver

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I forgot to mention here about a few months ago when I was posting about lactose intolerance... well I started using the lactose pills and of coarse this stopped the bouts running to the bathroom but whats even more amazing is I wanted try it without the pills to see if I would end up running to the bathroom again...Well, it's been over a month now and I can drink all the milk as if I never had the problem..

As you know I had stopped drinking cows milk for years and drank Soy milk then stopped Soy milk and went back to cows milk and I figured my body stopped making the enzymes needed for digesting milk..

Anyway, not sure what to make of this but maybe my body either started back making its own enzymes or maybe I didn't have lactose issues in the first place and it was something else so I am happy but a bit confused...

Anyway thought I'd share this maybe others have similar experiences..

LoneSilver
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You thought that you had lactose intolarence? And you drank soy, and got back to cow's, but figured out, by yourself that you have the enzymes now?

Wtf... just go to a doctor.
 

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well either way man its a good thing, glad to see it cleared up
 

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Thanks Yep, I know it was a pain in the butt no pun intended having to run to the bathroom all the time but I just had a hunch it was milk related the reason I didn't run to the doctor guess I am self treating myself but sometimes you just know your body and I can drink milk now with no problems.

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