"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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forget it! leave me alone!

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i always think i am so lucky,i didn't die in the big earthquake which happened in my hometown May this year! and my family weren't injured too.
i feel so happy every time i think of it.
but sometimes , i really wanna die.
you see, die is the only way to get things settled.
and you will not feel lonely anymore
now, i'm 3000kilometers away from home.
i missed it so much, i miss everything ,everypeople there
i wanna go home
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hahaha this is the best troll i have ever seen, We should chat sometime because you have a sense of humor ;)

especially that post where Harpomarx reply's with "WTF?"
 
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