"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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John_Smith

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I know one person who wanted to go to a class "because there were hot asian girl....so I can stare at them."

Also (same guy): "I can't approach a girl I don't know, after I leave, they will think who is this weirdo".

Basically, whoever thinks they're bad with women (right now), you can't be worse than him.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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shiningshadow

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Man, he's horrible. He needs a good kick in the pants. But by the sounds of things that might not hurt much...
 

ethnomethodologist

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Docs, this is a tip!!! What are you talking about? How can pointing out losers NOT be helpful to somebody? Come on, look, listen, this guy is preaching the truth!

Look at those guys and laugh, you will feel so much better about yourself!!

Go troll brother!!!
 

Docs

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I art thou send deep apology 2 you. Far now on, I shallt feed shart into nublets!

Translation:
I don't care! lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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