Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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For Tuna haters,I have a remedy for you!

blinkwatt

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I never used to eat tuna becuase I couldn't stand it one bit but since things have changed. We all know how protein is crucial to muscle repair and tuna just happens to be high in protein. Well the other day I was talking to a friend about how I can't continue eating tuna everyday and boy was it a good think I talked to him. He told me to try mixing the tuna up with alot of salsa and he claims he can eat 3-4 cans a day doing so(by no means am I saying this is safe in the long run due to the mercury that's commonly found in tuna). I just came back from grocery shopping and picked up some salsa and WHAMO! I just ate a can w/o even tasting a bit of tuna! Just something to consider for people who dislike tuna as is.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oxide

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Also Mayo
Mash potatoes
Pasta
Water/Oil added to the can itself
Potato Salad

etc etc
 

organizedconfusion

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i am not a fan of tuna but tuna casserole is great!!! i remember my friends mom making some and i was kinda apprehensive about eating it..but once i did ,wow! it was great!!!
:)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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insidious

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Yeah I'm a tuna hater too. To make matters worse, I also hate mayo.

I've begun mixing a few ounces with some hot sauce and holding my breath while I chew. Tuna is not to be denied though. It is relatively inexpensive and packed with lean protein.

Is there a way to make it taste like filet mignon??? :D
 

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Some of my reciepies:

Tuna + Mustard

Tuna + Hot Sauce

Tuna + Onions + Pepper + dash of olive oil :D.



Even with all of that tuna is still there except with the mustard added then no tuna taste w00t.

It's funny you mentioned the salsa because I just bought some ahhaa gona give her a shot tonight and let ya know how it goes.
 

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I just bought a can that was already flavoured with salsa.. it tasted like crap unfortunately, so I think you'd definitely have to get some real salsa separate. I usually just consume tuna with toasted bread (has to be toasted), seems to work well for me.
 

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Tuna + Mustard + Pepper
Tuna + Avocado + Lemon
Tuna + Sliced Tomatoes, Cilantro, Onions

Just mix in everything in a bowl and smash it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Howard Roark

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Make tuna salad.

Tuna + 1 table spoon Miracle Whip + sliced Green Peppers + chopped Onion + 2 slices Toasted Wheat Bread = Yummy
 
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