"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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For the weak hearted (like me)

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If you still haven't started approaching girls... like I have..

I have some good news... I saved a bunch of money... nevermind that :D

Anyway my friend shared this joke with me and I thought It would be a good starter for beginners at approaching girls


Go up to any girl, or group of girls up to 5-10

Pretend that you are doin a survey about Interesting facts people know...

Tell them its only one question but they have to promise to be honest with there answer and there honest opinion

With a serious look ask them..
Fact 1..

Did you know that there is Sugar in semen... then pause for there answer still looking serious.

One girl may say... then why doesn't it taste sweet then... you stay silent and smile



:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


Then the girl who makes a similar comment tell her that she seems to be a good girl.. :D
tell her im not look for a serious relationship but we can be good friends..

Then tell them that u got to go and ask for numbers..

Sometimes maybe a girl may ask, are you sure about the sug

Im goin to do this today, I'll report back :)

your comments:)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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MacDiddy

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My money is on them thinking you are a "Freak"

However, don't let me discourage you... Please try it and let us know... I mean you never know!!! could work!!!
 

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to be honest... I'd probably not want that line to be the very first thing that comes outa my mouth when I walk up to 10 girls.... a guy shouting about sperm probably would be looked at kinda weird. but if it works... let us know. haha
 

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Originally posted by bbestar
If you still haven't started approaching girls... like I have..

I have some good news... I saved a bunch of money... nevermind that :D

Anyway my friend shared this joke with me and I thought It would be a good starter for beginners at approaching girls


Go up to any girl, or group of girls up to 5-10

Pretend that you are doin a survey about Interesting facts people know...

Tell them its only one question but they have to promise to be honest with there answer and there honest opinion

With a serious look ask them..
Fact 1..

Did you know that there is Sugar in semen... then pause for there answer still looking serious.

One girl may say... then why doesn't it taste sweet then... you stay silent and smile



:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


Then the girl who makes a similar comment tell her that she seems to be a good girl.. :D
tell her im not look for a serious relationship but we can be good friends..

Then tell them that u got to go and ask for numbers..

Sometimes maybe a girl may ask, are you sure about the sug

Im goin to do this today, I'll report back :)

your comments:)
No, just stop. You'll get slapped.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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drZaius09

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You should definately do this, as soon as possible. You should also bring a video camera. Make sure you have enough tape to cover the interview as well as your arrest and trial.
 
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