"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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for my 600th post, I've finally realized something...

Wiesman44

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Everyone on this site wishes they were that gay cowboy on Brokeback Mountain. C'mon now guys, stop being in denial. You all can admit it. We're a community here.


Don't you love meaningless posts ?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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actual, I just watched the latest Sopranos episode, and it made me sick, and it made me think of Brokeback Mountain.
 

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that's gay...they should revoke 100 of your post away for that meaningless thought of homosexuality...BTW...why are you thinking of that naked cowboy?? are you trying to tell us something??:crackup: :yes:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Wiesman44 said:
Everyone on this site wishes they were that gay cowboy on Brokeback Mountain. C'mon now guys, stop being in denial.
" I wish I knew how to quit you! "



Fag.:crackup:
 

Wiesman44

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Badmannaz said:
that's gay...they should revoke 100 of your post away for that meaningless thought of homosexuality...BTW...why are you thinking of that naked cowboy?? are you trying to tell us something??:crackup: :yes:

read my post right above this genius. I explained why I had homo thoughts. Stupid Sopranos episode.

Talk like this to me again and I'm gonna force you to do a love scene in BrokeBack Mountan 2.
 

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so this brings up an interesting point.......

Do u guys think fags can be AFC's ? lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Wiesman44

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hmm, that might be true. But I think liking shopping as a lot to do with it, lol
 

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I think fags can be AFC or not just like straight guys...

I happen to know a ghey guy who is totally not AFC and is actually extreemly masculine (asside form a couple fag tendancies obviously) and guess what? He's got to beat off other fags with a stick o_O

So now this brings up another question... do feminine type fags actually respond to testosteron like women do?!

This thread get's a 7 on my weird sh!t-o-meter :woo:
 

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Of course fags are afc hence the word fag. They're so afc that they lost their touch with women that their turning their heads to guys.
 
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