"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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******** for lets have sex?

whistler

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Originally posted by 00Kevin
I think that in the end ALL girls don't want to blame themselves for having sex. They want a reason to say "oh it just happened"
Well, that's true.

But only if it's not in an established relationship.

Otherwise she needs an excuse that she and, more importantly, her friends will buy into.

Some of these excuses include:

I was drunk!
You saw how sexy/hot he was!
We're seeing each other again on Tuesday... It's serious...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DeathDealer

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It's a good thing 00Kevin is debating about this.

She could be an attention h0 or could be a slVt. Either way she isn't any good business. I don't mess around with b1tches that do these things. They either SHUT UP and let me do my thing or they HINT at it and don't act giggly like what this childish h0bag is doing.

Deathdealer, OUT.
 

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Yeah it's always a risk being too direct. Even sluts pick up on being subtle and using pretexts. While I agree there's girls that won't have sex outside a relationship and I agree there's also bona fide sluts, most fall inbetween. Remember the same girl will play the good girl role with one guy and the slut role with another on the same day. Is she really a slut or a good girl? Who knows but if she's coming on to you she's hot for you.

Yeah so you should've went to the hotel under the pretext to have cheesecake (why be direct and set off her ASD?), then since you were tired anyway use that as a pretext for getting a room to relax since you have a long drive. I don't see how being direct would help.
 
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