"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
For all those video game lovers
- Thread starter Theminatar
- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
lol, anyone here remember ridge racer. 
My first racing game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOO9A7BBs9g
There's something refreshing about the older game's compared to the new ones today. Funny, you were 1 when this game came out..
My first racing game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOO9A7BBs9g There's something refreshing about the older game's compared to the new ones today. Funny, you were 1 when this game came out..
EA Gold said:lol, anyone here remember ridge racer.
There's something refreshing about the older game's compared to the new ones today. Funny, you were 1 when this game came out..
Don`t you mean RIIIDDDGEE RACCCERRR?
I remember beating the "Devil" car was hard as ****
Theminatar
Don Juan
Man, I wish I grew up on the games you guys grew up on. I grew up playing Duke Nukem and Mario.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
I grew up on the Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Double Dragon, Ninja Gaiden, Megaman, Battletoads, man I remember all that stuff.
I haven't been into video games since Halo 2 was new on Xbox Live.
Edit: I've been thinking about grabbing a Wii so I can download all those good old games.
I haven't been into video games since Halo 2 was new on Xbox Live.
Edit: I've been thinking about grabbing a Wii so I can download all those good old games.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
U
user43770
Guest
EA Gold said:lol, anyone here remember ridge racer.
There's something refreshing about the older game's compared to the new ones today. Funny, you were 1 when this game came out..
I had Ridge Racer Revolution back in the day - that game was the sh1t. I bought hot pursuit a couple of months ago, but haven't really had a chance to play it much.