"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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For all those single guys on Valentine's Day...

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I've got a better holiday for you....



I didn't make that, a friend by the name of SP from another fourm did, serves as a reminder that we really shouldn't give a crap about being single! We're Free, Let it be! ( well, for now anyway )

So, any plans for Valen - I mean Singles Day? Myself, I'll be in the middle of work experince and probably doing some exercises in regards to the boot camp I'm running right now.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ShizamDaMan

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I'm not going to do anything special on Tuesday the 14th. I'll go work out, go to class, do some work, and sleep like I always do.
 
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reyalp

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i'm having a hate v-day party at the local bar with a bunch of bourbon st and myspace bishes.
 
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Shiftkey

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I plan on taking advantage of lonely single women - they tend to get horny on days like this. Kinda the same mentality as single women at weddings.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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last valentines day someone blew up my mailbox, so i think its probably safer for me to stay inside and not answer the door this year.
 
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LowPlainsDrifter

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The stretch between New Years and spring seems so long and cheerless, even including Valentine's Day.
I think there should be a new holiday in Feb or March called National Respite day - an official day off for everyone.
 
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ATLEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO BLOW 50 TO 100 BUCKS ON BULL**** STUFF!

DAMN!
 
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you don't have to spend money to make a great present.. any woman that thinks I do would be dismissed on the spot.

last year my GF bought me a box of cupcakes.. she knows I love cupcakes and a teddy bear with a card.

I went to Bath and Body works and got some massage oil, and gave her a 2 hour full body massage, she loved it.
 
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