Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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FALCONDAWG79

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at my school i play football for the team. i'm a sophomore and i play wide receiver and quarterback. what really chaps my ass off is that people keep laughing every time they figure out i play football. i bench 165 and squat 205. i am about 6ft tall and my weight is 152 pounds. i can lift only 5 pounds less than a starting defensive end and people still think i look stupid trying to play football. well a piece of advice is that receivers dont need to lift much anyway and i have pretty good hands and barely ever drop a pass. i also have a great arm for quarterback. my close friends that play football too know i'm good but everyone else underestimates me. im not very popular in my school and last year was my first year so i didnt play much. whats the problem with me?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So what if others misjudge you? I am five foot six inches, 180 pounds, and can bench press 230 pounds. But from outer looks, you can tell I am strong, but most can't guess really how strong I am. I know I am strong, and that is what is important. Does someone with a blackbelt go around wearing the blackbelt everywhere they go to feel secure? NO. They know their abilities, and that is enough. By the way, nother thing is that I played and still play guard in football, yet many think I am too small. It is harder, but doable.
 

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LoL Bling. Way to do a reality check:p
 
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Over here we'd laugh at you because you can't bench 185 by your sophmore year...still weights aint all that much without skill. Look man, I played football for a long ass time and when I first got into football it was in the 9th grade and I DIDN'T KNOW JACK F*CKING SQUAT about the game. All I knew is that some dude throws the ball and the other catches it and then he gets tackled by some other queer. That is worse than your situation because you at least have some skill and you probably knew more about playing the game then I did. I got thrown around like a f*cking puppet all over the field by the 1st string all season long and my close friends said that I need to quit and all this sh*t. I never let it get to me because all though I got hit more than a new york wh*re the game began to grow on me and after that season I was hooked on football. From there I started working out at the high school and with the coaches helping me develop my knowledge of the game I tore sh*t up! I played middle linebacker, half back, full back and receiver and I loved it. And thats the main point dude. Like Jamal Lord told me "Don't let people discourage you and stay focused!" So if you love the game you aint gonna let a few losers discourage you!

Btw, if you need some QB tips PM me because I know a lot about the little things that can make a backup QB become the #1 leader in the huddle. And just remember its all about the W(win).
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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