"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is for all those that take sarging seriously. Not for those that are afraid to bruise their ego.

This is for those who have the balls to get the f*** out there and, even tho they don't approach, they want to.

Get a big piece of cardboard, prefferably a 2' x 2'.
Get the biggest magic marker you can find, or electrical tape.
Using these tools, make a sign that reads: FREE HUGS
Go to any public place with a high traffic of people, showing your sign.
Do this for 3 hours straight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BE1YqDYlLo

Congrats, you're no longer shy.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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nice job noobPimp. are you three years old
 
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It takes far LESS balls to do that than to just go out and approach normally.

Nothing wrong with using a crutch until you can walk though, IMO. Now, where did I put my magic marker....
 
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Yo my man! op!

This dumbass stuff isn't even required if you have the simple skills, to say "HI," "HELLO," or the ever-popular "HEY MY NAME IS PORNOGRAPHY, TALK ABOUT A WEIRD LESSON LMAO"




What the hell is this sh!t about hug signs, are you a homeless person? Sorry OP I don't mean to disrespect, the gesture is appreciated but sometimes the advice on here is ridiculous I know I'm new but this shyt is not congruent to the Bible worthy shyt I see, whats next a POPCORN D!CK BOX

Just say hi, called her a funny name, get inside jokes going + some kino + sexy ass dresswear (pea coats and the like) and yyyyyaaaa GOOD TO GO.
 
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Yo my man! OP!

Nvm I posted twice ha my bad.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hey people>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Looks like my message was not clear, but this excercise is NOT to enhance your game.

It is to reduce your Approach Anxiety.

Approach Anxiety: The overwhelming fear of approaching a set.

You cant practice anything thats on the DJ Bible if you can't even make the initial approach. This is where this comes in.
 
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Atom Smasher said:
It takes far LESS balls to do that than to just go out and approach normally.

Nothing wrong with using a crutch until you can walk though, IMO. Now, where did I put my magic marker....
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This is exactly what I and other people that tried it have said... until they were out in front of all those people!!

I know 2 guys who thought this was easy but when the moment came they were literally HIDING the sign inside their coats.
 
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This is exactly what I and other people that tried it have said... until they were out in front of all those people!!

I know 2 guys who thought this was easy but when the moment came they were literally HIDING the sign inside their coats.
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I'm sure that's true, now that you mention it. I'm in show biz so I sometimes forget how difficult things like that can be.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That was pretty cool! Takes some balls to do since you're *kinda* making a fool of yourself in public.
 
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