"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Food situation problem

The-Sultan

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Hey, im 14, im 6.3 stones and i eat two meal a DAY if im LUCKY.

Why is this?

My mum works and when she comes home she is exauhsted and she cooks after a few hours, she wont let me cook for some reason.

I have a bit of money so i can buy microwaved food but i heard it isnt the best, what can i do?
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Nex

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I was in a position like this for a while..

But I mean, you could always boil some eggs, couldn't you?

Most of my meals during the day don't have to be cooked. I get like 2 cooked meals a day, and 4 that I improvise..

There are ton of microwave foods that are in fact healthy.

Also you could get yourself some tuna fish, mayo, and make a tuna sandwidch. Add a couple of eggs (if you can manage to boil them, since you say your mom doesn't let you cook), a glass of milk and you've got a nice protein meal.
 

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wow, i actually never thought of that, thanks alot :)
 

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Why don't you cook dinner for you and your mom before she comes home? I would think she'd appreciate the extra help...
 

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In addition to the tuna sandwiches, you could always go with peanut butter sandwiches with some milk. calories and protein, and it takes a few mintues to make.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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