"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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follow up to: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108007

First, thanks for all the replies.

Well, I confronted her about the taste and smell, and she was 'omg, why didn't you tell me'. IT turns out she did clean out before our date, but I took her to a mexican food place and she passed quite a bit of gas, so that was what it was.

Anyways, she wanted me to give it one more chance, this time she cleaned out right before i give it to her. At first I was really hesistant cuz of the last experiance was still burned in my memory, but she coaxed me into it. So I go in, and the smell and taste is ok, and then i really get into it, and it was like the best foreplay i've ever done. I crave her azz now.

remember from my experiance. No mexican food before a rim job.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yeah, look, dude..

Okay, umm..

I'm glad i'm not eating faeces.
 
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dawg, I'm sorry but you nasty! haha! man did she tell you that? "well, I did fart a lot after eating that mexican food" :crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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@ afctodj7,

Remember sex if for both of you,so its better to be honest about how you feel. I'm sure you wouldn't want her doing anything she isn't comfortable with and vica versa.

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Blindfold her. Put some peanut butter on her starfish. And bring in the dog.
 
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Blindfold her. Put some peanut butter on her starfish. And bring in the dog.
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I pity the dog.
 
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... No mexican food before a rim job...
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Yep, only White Castle hamburgers for her from now on! :moon:

:crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I've never rimmed anyone, but recieving it is fantastic!

"Carry on you filthy ho' eat my a*s!!!"
 
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I'm an ass man but could never stomach the thought of rimming. Each to their own. A bit of gentle rib prodding with ol one eyed monster is enough for me!!
 
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Great. afctodj7 just tilted his hand with this post.

Welcome everyone our newest troll. *clapping hands*
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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