"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm sure most of you have learned of the absolutely halerious fmylife site. Why not have a thread here on SS using hte same concept? only that the stories on here should be more oriented with the purpose of this community.

So go ahead, post your misfortunes.. or post your friends' ones instead!


Today, I remembered that I was on a "date" last night. We had alot to drink, and my date got a phone call from her ex. I told her I would wait for her on a nearby bench i pointed out, and not to leave me because i had trouble walking. I woke up at a public park on that same bench, 4 hours late for work.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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